Jack Torrance’s Typewriter
@jackstypewriter.bsky.social
All work and no play makes Jack a dill bot.
Typos are my jam. Brandolini’s Law is our new reality.
Burdened by what is.
Typos are my jam. Brandolini’s Law is our new reality.
Burdened by what is.
The problem most journalists make when interviewing Trump is they assume they are dealing with a rational human with a brain and not a sociopathic moron who eats crayons.
Start asking him questions as you would your dog and see how that goes.
Start asking him questions as you would your dog and see how that goes.
June 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The problem most journalists make when interviewing Trump is they assume they are dealing with a rational human with a brain and not a sociopathic moron who eats crayons.
Start asking him questions as you would your dog and see how that goes.
Start asking him questions as you would your dog and see how that goes.
When they ask you “what is a woman”
May 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
When they ask you “what is a woman”
This is how you legally tell Trump to eat a dick.
April 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is how you legally tell Trump to eat a dick.
Headline trifecta from hell.
April 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Headline trifecta from hell.
This might be my favorite AI image ever.
Xi reading a book Trump didn’t write and Trump pretending he’s not illiterate. Classic!
Xi reading a book Trump didn’t write and Trump pretending he’s not illiterate. Classic!
April 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This might be my favorite AI image ever.
Xi reading a book Trump didn’t write and Trump pretending he’s not illiterate. Classic!
Xi reading a book Trump didn’t write and Trump pretending he’s not illiterate. Classic!
The Moron in Chief initiated a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands off of Australia. The islands are home to Australias only two active volcanos.
Population: 0
I wish I was kidding.
Population: 0
I wish I was kidding.
April 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Moron in Chief initiated a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands off of Australia. The islands are home to Australias only two active volcanos.
Population: 0
I wish I was kidding.
Population: 0
I wish I was kidding.
Someone spot the lie.
March 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Someone spot the lie.
I just unlocked an important life hack.
The secret to not having so many unread emails is to stop sending emails.
You’re welcome.
The secret to not having so many unread emails is to stop sending emails.
You’re welcome.
March 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I just unlocked an important life hack.
The secret to not having so many unread emails is to stop sending emails.
You’re welcome.
The secret to not having so many unread emails is to stop sending emails.
You’re welcome.
Well, that explains why he’s such a miserable prick.
February 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Well, that explains why he’s such a miserable prick.
The White House is stripping the constitutional rights of the Associated Press because they are deadnaming a body of water.
February 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The White House is stripping the constitutional rights of the Associated Press because they are deadnaming a body of water.
Remember when they overturned Roe and we all said if Roe is on the table so is same-sex marriage. And we were called crazy and to just chill?
Yeah fuck those MAGA fucks. Zero chill.
Yeah fuck those MAGA fucks. Zero chill.
January 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Remember when they overturned Roe and we all said if Roe is on the table so is same-sex marriage. And we were called crazy and to just chill?
Yeah fuck those MAGA fucks. Zero chill.
Yeah fuck those MAGA fucks. Zero chill.
This post has 42k likes. They wonder why we call them stupid.
January 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This post has 42k likes. They wonder why we call them stupid.
We cannot be mentally weak enough to let the chaos go unchecked.
January 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We cannot be mentally weak enough to let the chaos go unchecked.
So… couple things on this.
1. Facebook is now pushing Chinese state controlled media upon users. That’s … just awesome.
2. Tesla has a very snug relationship with the CCP. They’ve manufactured nearly a million cars there, many purchased by their govt.
1. Facebook is now pushing Chinese state controlled media upon users. That’s … just awesome.
2. Tesla has a very snug relationship with the CCP. They’ve manufactured nearly a million cars there, many purchased by their govt.
January 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
So… couple things on this.
1. Facebook is now pushing Chinese state controlled media upon users. That’s … just awesome.
2. Tesla has a very snug relationship with the CCP. They’ve manufactured nearly a million cars there, many purchased by their govt.
1. Facebook is now pushing Chinese state controlled media upon users. That’s … just awesome.
2. Tesla has a very snug relationship with the CCP. They’ve manufactured nearly a million cars there, many purchased by their govt.
And chess nerds out there?
January 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
And chess nerds out there?
Good night SkyWriters. I leave you with this thought.
Trump threatened Mexico with 25% Tariffs in 2019 because border encounters tripled. Nothing really came of it cuz Covid, but this bully border concept isn’t new.
Trump threatened Mexico with 25% Tariffs in 2019 because border encounters tripled. Nothing really came of it cuz Covid, but this bully border concept isn’t new.
January 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Good night SkyWriters. I leave you with this thought.
Trump threatened Mexico with 25% Tariffs in 2019 because border encounters tripled. Nothing really came of it cuz Covid, but this bully border concept isn’t new.
Trump threatened Mexico with 25% Tariffs in 2019 because border encounters tripled. Nothing really came of it cuz Covid, but this bully border concept isn’t new.
Be warned.
Luckily his phone is about dead 🤣🤣
Luckily his phone is about dead 🤣🤣
January 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Be warned.
Luckily his phone is about dead 🤣🤣
Luckily his phone is about dead 🤣🤣