Jack Slime
@jackslime.bsky.social
Where can I get a hot meal for a good price?
Co-Owner of figurecollections.com
Co-Owner of figurecollections.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Oh no! Mitch McConnell is suffering milkshake madness @pftompkins.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Oh no! Mitch McConnell is suffering milkshake madness @pftompkins.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social
Divorce is just a marriage boycott with no intention of ever coming back
January 31, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Divorce is just a marriage boycott with no intention of ever coming back
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January 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Officially entered my Jeff Tweedy era
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Officially entered my Jeff Tweedy era
Sorry I can’t come to the office today, I have TDS
January 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Sorry I can’t come to the office today, I have TDS
I don’t not know how to base my entire personality on a sport that I watch other people play. Sorry football fans
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I don’t not know how to base my entire personality on a sport that I watch other people play. Sorry football fans
If it was called Baked Bean Theory instead of Big Bang Theory I would actually watch it
January 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If it was called Baked Bean Theory instead of Big Bang Theory I would actually watch it
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living in this country is like being awake on the table
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
living in this country is like being awake on the table
Top 15 films of 2025 continued:
3. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
2. The Graduate (1967)
1. Cool Hand Luke (1967)
3. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
2. The Graduate (1967)
1. Cool Hand Luke (1967)
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Top 15 films of 2025 continued:
3. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
2. The Graduate (1967)
1. Cool Hand Luke (1967)
3. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
2. The Graduate (1967)
1. Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Top 15 films of 2025 continued:
7. My Cousin Vinny (1992)
6. No Country for Old Men (2007)
5. Gangs of New York (2002)
4. Miller’s Crossing (1990)
7. My Cousin Vinny (1992)
6. No Country for Old Men (2007)
5. Gangs of New York (2002)
4. Miller’s Crossing (1990)
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Top 15 films of 2025 continued:
7. My Cousin Vinny (1992)
6. No Country for Old Men (2007)
5. Gangs of New York (2002)
4. Miller’s Crossing (1990)
7. My Cousin Vinny (1992)
6. No Country for Old Men (2007)
5. Gangs of New York (2002)
4. Miller’s Crossing (1990)
Top 15 films of 2025 continued:
11. The Shinining (1980)
10. Taxi Driver (1976)
9. Midnight Cowboy (1969)
8. Friendship (2025)
11. The Shinining (1980)
10. Taxi Driver (1976)
9. Midnight Cowboy (1969)
8. Friendship (2025)
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Top 15 films of 2025 continued:
11. The Shinining (1980)
10. Taxi Driver (1976)
9. Midnight Cowboy (1969)
8. Friendship (2025)
11. The Shinining (1980)
10. Taxi Driver (1976)
9. Midnight Cowboy (1969)
8. Friendship (2025)
After watching 180 films in 2025, I bring you my top 15:
15. Goin’ South (1978)
14. Trading Places (1983)
13. A Bronx Tale (1993)
12. The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)
15. Goin’ South (1978)
14. Trading Places (1983)
13. A Bronx Tale (1993)
12. The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
After watching 180 films in 2025, I bring you my top 15:
15. Goin’ South (1978)
14. Trading Places (1983)
13. A Bronx Tale (1993)
12. The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)
15. Goin’ South (1978)
14. Trading Places (1983)
13. A Bronx Tale (1993)
12. The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)
Non refrigerated meat is disgusting
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Non refrigerated meat is disgusting
I saw a bald eagle taking finasteride
November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I saw a bald eagle taking finasteride
If your old enough to carry a coffee while trick or treating, you're too old to trick or treat
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If your old enough to carry a coffee while trick or treating, you're too old to trick or treat
Mr. Mom is a Halloween movie.
October 31, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Mr. Mom is a Halloween movie.
More people die in John McClain movies than horror movies. Die Hard should actually be a Halloween movie; not a Christmas movie
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
More people die in John McClain movies than horror movies. Die Hard should actually be a Halloween movie; not a Christmas movie
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Looking for those who believe the Rapture is tomorrow to Venmo me their filthy worldly money. Thank you in advance.
September 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Looking for those who believe the Rapture is tomorrow to Venmo me their filthy worldly money. Thank you in advance.
Yeah, there's probably a lot of men with knives in that restaurant. That's how restaurants work
August 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Yeah, there's probably a lot of men with knives in that restaurant. That's how restaurants work
Your mammas so fat but also motivated, she has a chocolate chip on her shoulder
August 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Your mammas so fat but also motivated, she has a chocolate chip on her shoulder