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Being thankful at a time there is little to be thankful about
Today is Thanksgiving and it has been a rough year. For those who don’t know I lost my job a few months ago, and I have been living on what is left of my retirement since then, as the job market is ro...
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Happy Thanksgiving, It's a rough year but I am still Thankful
Dude she got Epstein'd.
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Dude she got Epstein'd.
Both Sinatra and Martin would have kicked Millers ass.
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Both Sinatra and Martin would have kicked Millers ass.
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
lol, dude is getting so fucking scared
Trump says the people who “thought Epstein was the greatest guy on earth, only to drop him like a dog when things got too HOT” are “sleazebags.”
Trump is criticizing people who…stopped hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein?
Trump is criticizing people who…stopped hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein?
December 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
lol, dude is getting so fucking scared
Man if that’s the case, you should release everything, Dems will never recover.
Donald Trump, basically acknowledging that so far at least he’s losing the fight over Epstein.
December 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Man if that’s the case, you should release everything, Dems will never recover.
Oh… he got us death for Christmas.
The malignant narcissist can’t stand America trying to have a peaceful Christmas without him.
December 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Oh… he got us death for Christmas.
That’s not even the most bizarre part. He debuted in the New Guardians, a short lived series featuring Betty Clawman, basically Mother Earth Personified, and Extraño, the first gay superhero, who had AIDS.
By inhaling cocaine,DC Villain Snowflame is capable of granting himself superhuman strength, speed, an immunity to pain, pyrokinesis, and the ability to give targets an instant contact high by touching them often being a foe to Catwoman and Peacemaker
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
That’s not even the most bizarre part. He debuted in the New Guardians, a short lived series featuring Betty Clawman, basically Mother Earth Personified, and Extraño, the first gay superhero, who had AIDS.
Jesus Christ, half a million dollars for making 5th place in a swimming competition
NEW: Riley Gaines, the former collegiate swimmer turned right-wing media figure, made $474,313 last year from the conservative nonprofit org, the Leadership Institute. More striking than her total comp was the way it was structured.
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Leadership Perks: Riley Gaines Scored Big Bonus From Nonprofit
Gaines, the former Kentucky swimmer turned OutKick commentator, banked $474,313 from the conservative political organization in 2024.
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December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Jesus Christ, half a million dollars for making 5th place in a swimming competition
I don’t know if “I will kick the shit out of Christmas Joy” is a winning campaign strategy.
December 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I don’t know if “I will kick the shit out of Christmas Joy” is a winning campaign strategy.
We really are fucked aren’t we
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We really are fucked aren’t we
“The perfect is the enemy of the good” is meant to point out that an imperfect solution that can be implemented and help people is infinitely preferable to a spending your lifetime hammering out a solution that will never be implemented. It’s not excuse to accept a bad system. Bad is also the enemy.
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“The perfect is the enemy of the good” is meant to point out that an imperfect solution that can be implemented and help people is infinitely preferable to a spending your lifetime hammering out a solution that will never be implemented. It’s not excuse to accept a bad system. Bad is also the enemy.
This is in my top 5 Pratchett lines, along with “you can’t go around making a better world for people, only people can make a better world for people, otherwise it’s just a cage” and “suddenly every one in the crowd believed in the turtle.”
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is in my top 5 Pratchett lines, along with “you can’t go around making a better world for people, only people can make a better world for people, otherwise it’s just a cage” and “suddenly every one in the crowd believed in the turtle.”
Merry Christmas you fuckaas bitch!
December 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Merry Christmas you fuckaas bitch!
A heartwarming story about $1000 he totally could have paid for the poor guy who can’t afford his cancer treatment.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Mr Cuban,
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A heartwarming story about $1000 he totally could have paid for the poor guy who can’t afford his cancer treatment.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
I'm sorry man, it must be super difficult to be unfathomably rich and have those poors who can barely make ends meet treat you with such disrespect. Truly no man has been this persecuted, Oh Merry Christmas btw.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm sorry man, it must be super difficult to be unfathomably rich and have those poors who can barely make ends meet treat you with such disrespect. Truly no man has been this persecuted, Oh Merry Christmas btw.
Literally every civilization on Earth has figured this out, but the richest one, the most powerful one I guess is too stupid to figure out how to provide healthcare. Merry Christmas you Grinchy fuck.
I'm here willing to read anything someone puts together that details how we can get from here to there
I'm all for universal healthcare. Tell me how we get there.
I'm all for universal healthcare. Tell me how we get there.
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Literally every civilization on Earth has figured this out, but the richest one, the most powerful one I guess is too stupid to figure out how to provide healthcare. Merry Christmas you Grinchy fuck.
MERRY CHRISTMAS BLUESKY.
I hope the grand old elf has brought you everything you wanted.
I hope the grand old elf has brought you everything you wanted.
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS BLUESKY.
I hope the grand old elf has brought you everything you wanted.
I hope the grand old elf has brought you everything you wanted.
He's live tweeting the Ghost of Christmas Past.
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
He's live tweeting the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come just hands Mark Cuban his phone, and he gets to read the SkyLine the night he dies.
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come just hands Mark Cuban his phone, and he gets to read the SkyLine the night he dies.
Man, last time a rich dude decided to be an entitled dick on Christmas Eve he spent the night getting haunted by Temporally Challenged Ghosts.
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Man, last time a rich dude decided to be an entitled dick on Christmas Eve he spent the night getting haunted by Temporally Challenged Ghosts.
MAAAAARRRRKKKK! These are the chains I forged in life! I made Link by link, yard by yard.I girded it on my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. I am here tonight to warn you that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate
Tonight you will be haunted by three spirits.
Tonight you will be haunted by three spirits.
December 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
MAAAAARRRRKKKK! These are the chains I forged in life! I made Link by link, yard by yard.I girded it on my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. I am here tonight to warn you that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate
Tonight you will be haunted by three spirits.
Tonight you will be haunted by three spirits.
With all respect Mr. Cuban, I really don’t think you’ll like step one of this process but believe me it’s necessary.
I'm here willing to read anything someone puts together that details how we can get from here to there
I'm all for universal healthcare. Tell me how we get there.
I'm all for universal healthcare. Tell me how we get there.
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
With all respect Mr. Cuban, I really don’t think you’ll like step one of this process but believe me it’s necessary.
Look at the state of my Republic, dawg
Imagine being the social guy for DoJ This holiday. Has to suck.
Good
Good
December 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look at the state of my Republic, dawg
Imagine being the social guy for DoJ This holiday. Has to suck.
Good
Good
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Imagine being the social guy for DoJ This holiday. Has to suck.
Good
Good
I seem to have nothing going on in the extra 13 months we got
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I seem to have nothing going on in the extra 13 months we got