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jackshawhan.bsky.social
The Dark Woke Terrier
@jackshawhan.bsky.social
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He/Him. Father. Writer. Absurdist. Opinions Correct. Arm Chair Philosopher. History Nerd but-not-in-that-way. Writing at theskepticalterrier.dog
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Accusations Undefeated
a Picture of three republicans, Kanye, Musk, and Fetterman, all posing saying "Listen up Liberal My Wife Left Me"
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Lucy and the football.
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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"What do you mean, blockhead? Of course I'm going to open up a vote"
Lucy, Charlie Brown, and the Football.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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A picture of the barrel of a gun on the inside of the mouth with the words "Live Gun Reaction"
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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A picture of feds running down Gritty with the Robespierre Quote "The Tyrants Trial is the insurrection; the verdict, the collapse of his power; the sentence... whatever the liberty of the people requires."
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Good god, they lost Mockler. Do you know how bad you have to fuck up to lose this toadie?
Adam Mockler video saying "They caved, let's revolt"
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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IQ bell curve move showing the 0 IQ guy and the 160 IQ guy going "Schumer ratfucked us" and the midquit saying "Noooo, don't blame the Dems! There was NOTHING THEY COULD DO!!!! This is the Republicans fault! This was the right strategy!"
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Naw, because when this happened in the comics the villain was actually savvy, this is like if Condiment King became president.
President Lex Luthor.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I don't mean to be demeaning by calling Dean a kid, but dude, he looks like a baby. This might be because I'm like 40, and he would absolutely trounce me in a debate. But come on, he's like 12, right?
A picture of Dean Withers, a new MAGA debater who is, from what I can tell, 12 years old.
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Ohhh.... he's a fucking convert, I can smell it in the air.
This adult human saying "These poor Marxists do not know how to love. True love can only come in Christ, loving others with the love that God gives to them first. If we try to love only according to our sinful nature, we will invariably, in our blindness, love perversely."
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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This is like if the Time Cube guy was a Calvinist.
A beautifully insane bit of prose where the author writes "The true basis of man’s dignity, which is that each individual person is made in God’s image and that as such, is infinitely valuable and finds fulfillment in God. Marxists, in rejecting God, reject this true basis, replacing God with a monism of collective humanity which finds completion in its liberation. To-the-bone communists would have viewed this liberation in the context of an entire Godless historical materialist eschatology ending in the abolition of private property. Zohran and especially Hasan Piker do not seem particularly learned, and so rather than concealing any deeply held Marxist dogmas, they most likely hold these conclusions as vague half-baked sensibilities which lend them towards social and economic “justice”, sexual “liberation”, and a West-hating oppressor-oppressed view of culture and geopolitics. The reason that Hasan Piker can supposedly be such a justice warrior while also viciously abusing his dog is that this “compassion” is totally empty. These atheistic materialists assign metaphysical value inconsistently, only affirming the worth of creatures when doing so can grant them the counterfeit spiritual pleasure of being heroic or charitable."
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I regret to inform you that this is the funniest thing I've read in a month.
A screen shot from the below article, where this person, presumably a grown adult, actually wrote the words "I want to explain why conflations of this kind are idiotic. Socialist “compassion” does not reflect any real love for anybody, and Zohran couldn’t care less about the poor. Imagine that IQ-bellcurve meme for a moment. On the left side, you’ve got an uneducated hick saying “Marxists are atheists”; then in the middle you’ve got a seething midwit saying “NOOOO ACTUALLY THEY LOVE THE POOR!!!”; then, on the right side, you’ve got a wise monk saying “Marxists are atheists”. That about sums things up." He then includes the meme he literally just described, which is two layers down on the order of why the fuck above paragraph exists at all.
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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My Roommate left with the pipe
Communication between me and my roommate saying “smoke” and sending a gif from family guy saying “smoke” and them giving a justification that they will be home soon after getting cigarettes to which I reply with a family guy scene saying “are you smoking yet.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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A Zohran Mamdani sign saying “idk what’s a meta for you”
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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The vibe I'm bringing to Thanksgiving this year.
The Whitest Kid You Know "The one thing that is illegal to say" skit.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Inshallah what happens a month into losing SNAP
Liberty Leading the People by Eugene Delacroix .
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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A scene from The simpsons showing Marge saying “there’s that bird you like to argue with.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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I can't believe this is how Cheney died.
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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The vibe try to bring to BlueSky
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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This is great, but it does miss something without a nut shot from a dude in a Robin Costume.
A scene The Without Me Music video showing a crotch shot of Eminem in a Robin costume
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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A picture of Donald Trump standing by with an annoyed look on his face with the words "Me waiting for the cutscene to end so I can play the game" and in the background a group of people standing over what might possibly be a dead body labeled "The emotional story that dozens of people worked to craft"
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Such a beautiful metaphor for the state of the nation
Trump standing by with an irritated and bored look on his face while one of his staffers might be dying in the background.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Trump having what looks like the best nap
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I can think of many situations where ending a motherfucker with your tongue would come in handy
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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The poster that the Republicans first see when we send them to the forced femme conversion camps.
Mamdani with aa smile saying "Welcome to the transition."
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM