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📍 Chicago, IL
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Embracing that I can dress boring and still feel confident. I don't need hoops and scarves and jackets and bags. Get me slacks, a collared shirt, and a spritz of cologne, and watch me glam as myself.
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Keep calm and fuck it up
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Bring back Baroque maximalism
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I have nothing to say to anyone with the belief that a cisgender woman using testosterone to feel more confident in her body is any different from a transgender woman doing the same.
Women Are Getting on Testosterone and They Say It's Absolutely Awesome
Women report higher sex drives, more energy, better moods and tons of other benefits to testosterone therapy.
futurism.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's Tuesday, Lemon
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I will not be entertaining the idea of Metroid Prime 4 doomerism
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I want to see so many movies out now, but that would mean going to the theater, and we can't have that
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Annual reminder that the Grammy's are nothing more than The Rich's popularity contest and by no means a measure of musical impact, relevance, or taste. 📢
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Exciting! If the mainstream had a pulse on what The People really want, this was never improbable! Yay!! 🎉
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Why do I still not have a record player 😭
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Reasons I want the Blue Jays to win the World Series:

(1) I love Toronto.
(2) I hate the Dodgers.
(3) I want to see the Geriatric Pumpkin Shitbrain and his cult followers fucking lose it.
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Mike Johnson's refusal to swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva four weeks after her victory is one more reminder that Republicans don't accept elections when they lose. To them, participation in democracy is only a means to destroy democracy.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 22
Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva has still not been sworn in four weeks after her win. Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes is suing House Speaker Mike Johnson, citing “taxation without representation.”
Arizona Attorney General’s Office confirms lawsuit against House Speaker Johnson
n.pr
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Teenagers reading Great Gatsby for the first time couldn't come up with a more banal metaphor that perfectly encapsulates Trump + MAGA's demolition of American democracy.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The identities of hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials have been doxxed by the hacker group Com.
Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials
Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...
www.404media.co
October 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Gotta get in control of this tummy. We ain't even hit peek of the holiday baking season yet.
October 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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My statement on today's profoundly moving scenes in Israel and Palestine.
October 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Songs guaranteed to get white people excited at a party:

Mr. Brightside – The Killers
Dancing Queen – ABBA
Seven Nation Army – The White Stripes
Romeo & Juliet – Taylor Swift
Welcome to the Black Parade – My Chemical Romance

Others? 🧵
October 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Yankees have been eliminated. I can sleep easy.
October 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Feeling like going home can't come quick enough
October 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
He made me eggs and waffles today 🥰
October 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
-1 for a Thursday
jackms.com JMS @jackms.com · Oct 3
The bad: My home city team has been eliminated from the MLB playoffs.

The good: My new city team has advanced to the Division Series.

Today will only be net positive if the Yankees lose.
October 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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All right I’ll bite who is Taylor Swift
October 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The bad: My home city team has been eliminated from the MLB playoffs.

The good: My new city team has advanced to the Division Series.

Today will only be net positive if the Yankees lose.
October 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM