Son: mum please don’t.
Son: mum please don’t.
Get OUT of my room
Get OUT of my room
* must stop chugging jammie wagon wheels or will not get into
* must stop chugging jammie wagon wheels or will not get into
I wish I had the energy to lobby or slam dunk/take the head clean off someone important
I wish I had the energy to lobby or slam dunk/take the head clean off someone important
Peter - let’s go and have a drink, come and knock for me don’t be sitting at home on your own watching telly
🥺❤️
Peter - let’s go and have a drink, come and knock for me don’t be sitting at home on your own watching telly
🥺❤️
Scraped van
Locked self out of van
Told off by van for ‘unsafe driving’
Mum! It’s so much harder when you’re out on your own! I’ve gotta go I’m so stressed and I’m soaked from the rain my trainers are squidging
Scraped van
Locked self out of van
Told off by van for ‘unsafe driving’
Mum! It’s so much harder when you’re out on your own! I’ve gotta go I’m so stressed and I’m soaked from the rain my trainers are squidging
Me: do you mean Markyate pet?
😍😂
Me: do you mean Markyate pet?
😍😂
Going see mum ❤️ long dog walk by embankment, washing, sunday dinner and light the fire later
Love Autumn
Going see mum ❤️ long dog walk by embankment, washing, sunday dinner and light the fire later
Love Autumn
Sister: it looks like the ones mum used to buy but just longer when we used to go Milton Keynes market to get a new leather jacket
Me: piss off
Her: you looked really nice though
Me: get outtttttt
Sister: it looks like the ones mum used to buy but just longer when we used to go Milton Keynes market to get a new leather jacket
Me: piss off
Her: you looked really nice though
Me: get outtttttt
I lasted until just before we were going to see the band… never take your own YOUNGER selfs staying power for granted
I lasted until just before we were going to see the band… never take your own YOUNGER selfs staying power for granted
We make lovely things by hand.
Could you buy something so we can pay for our Christmas packaging?
Thanks a mill.
#Boycottamazon
#shoplocal
slated.ie
Reposts would be fabulous.
#SLATED
We make lovely things by hand.
Could you buy something so we can pay for our Christmas packaging?
Thanks a mill.
#Boycottamazon
#shoplocal
slated.ie
Reposts would be fabulous.
#SLATED
Son: who sings it
Daughter: 🙄 Adele
Son: let’s keep it that way
Son: who sings it
Daughter: 🙄 Adele
Son: let’s keep it that way
😄😂
😄😂
Going to Annie Mac before midnight tomorrow in London.
Sorry about the smugness I can’t help it 🤭
Going to Annie Mac before midnight tomorrow in London.
Sorry about the smugness I can’t help it 🤭