Jackie Jardine
@jackiejardine.bsky.social
She/Her
Professional horror nerd. Writer. Photographer. Thrifter.
Bylines with: Fangoria, Hear Us Scream press, Neon Splatter, Philadelphia Daily News, zines, blogs, scrawling spiral notebooks
Professional horror nerd. Writer. Photographer. Thrifter.
Bylines with: Fangoria, Hear Us Scream press, Neon Splatter, Philadelphia Daily News, zines, blogs, scrawling spiral notebooks
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Jackie Jardine
@jackiejardine.bsky.social
· Oct 24
Newbie over here needed a break from the alt-right cesspool that is Twitter.
So, some things I like:
-Writing
-Horror
-Thrifting
-Collecting vinyl
-Antiquarian occult reads
-Roadside attractions
-Oddities and cursed objects
-Rainbow Brite
-Cannabis
-Cooking
-Dogs
-Killer dolls
So, some things I like:
-Writing
-Horror
-Thrifting
-Collecting vinyl
-Antiquarian occult reads
-Roadside attractions
-Oddities and cursed objects
-Rainbow Brite
-Cannabis
-Cooking
-Dogs
-Killer dolls
Share a witch with good style.
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Share a witch with good style.
I managed to lose 15 pounds during the holiday season. So that’s something!
a woman with a ponytail and pink eye shadow is touching her lips
ALT: a woman with a ponytail and pink eye shadow is touching her lips
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December 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I managed to lose 15 pounds during the holiday season. So that’s something!
#NW a personal favorite non-horror ::gasp:: comfort watch GIRL, INTERRUPTED (1999)
Girl Interrupted GIF
ALT: Girl Interrupted GIF
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December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
#NW a personal favorite non-horror ::gasp:: comfort watch GIRL, INTERRUPTED (1999)
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EVENT HORIZON Sequel Comic Book Series INFERNO Coming April 2026 from Christian Ward, Rob Carey, and IDW Publishing
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EVENT HORIZON Sequel Comic Book Series INFERNO Coming April 2026 from Christian Ward, Rob Carey, and IDW Publishing - Daily Dead
With the Event Horizon prequel comic books series Dark Descent now in its fourth and final printing, readers have made it clear that they are hungry for more hellish sci-fi horror set in the ever-expa...
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December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Oh my god. It’s beautiful. Our mod little living room needs this.
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh my god. It’s beautiful. Our mod little living room needs this.
Last night: festive
Today: humbug
Ugh, feeling buried by day job when I want to bury myself in the work that matters. Put on POSSESSOR to put my mind a very specific elsewhere. #BrandonCronenberg
Today: humbug
Ugh, feeling buried by day job when I want to bury myself in the work that matters. Put on POSSESSOR to put my mind a very specific elsewhere. #BrandonCronenberg
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Last night: festive
Today: humbug
Ugh, feeling buried by day job when I want to bury myself in the work that matters. Put on POSSESSOR to put my mind a very specific elsewhere. #BrandonCronenberg
Today: humbug
Ugh, feeling buried by day job when I want to bury myself in the work that matters. Put on POSSESSOR to put my mind a very specific elsewhere. #BrandonCronenberg
Merry Krampusnacht, kiddies.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Merry Krampusnacht, kiddies.
You know what’s somehow worse than Tarantino’s top 10 movies list? Numbers 11-20. JACKASS? CABIN FEVER? Then there’s his terrible Paul Dano take, which reads like he’s just pissy about Dano not wanting a role in whatever bloated, masturbatory movie he was making.
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You know what’s somehow worse than Tarantino’s top 10 movies list? Numbers 11-20. JACKASS? CABIN FEVER? Then there’s his terrible Paul Dano take, which reads like he’s just pissy about Dano not wanting a role in whatever bloated, masturbatory movie he was making.
I can’t tell if this looks ridiculous because I think Neil Diamond is ridiculous…or…
Is it ridiculous on its own merit? I had the sound muted during the trailer, looked up and legit thought it was parody. Anybody else? #SongSungBlue
Is it ridiculous on its own merit? I had the sound muted during the trailer, looked up and legit thought it was parody. Anybody else? #SongSungBlue
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I can’t tell if this looks ridiculous because I think Neil Diamond is ridiculous…or…
Is it ridiculous on its own merit? I had the sound muted during the trailer, looked up and legit thought it was parody. Anybody else? #SongSungBlue
Is it ridiculous on its own merit? I had the sound muted during the trailer, looked up and legit thought it was parody. Anybody else? #SongSungBlue
Holiday tip: Instead of purging the excess in January, declutter and donate your housewares, clothes, and especially toys now. You don’t know what families you’d be helping put affordable gifts under the tree. And you’re getting the added bonus of more space for your new gifts.
a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
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December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Holiday tip: Instead of purging the excess in January, declutter and donate your housewares, clothes, and especially toys now. You don’t know what families you’d be helping put affordable gifts under the tree. And you’re getting the added bonus of more space for your new gifts.
Just finished watching GOOD BOY (2025). Good boy? No. BEST boy.
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Just finished watching GOOD BOY (2025). Good boy? No. BEST boy.
2025: The year I nominated myself for a Bram Stoker Award for the short nonfiction category. Couldn’t hurt, right? Unless I get a personal rejection letter that just says “you suck, you suck, you suck.”
a man says this one was invented by a writer on a screen
ALT: a man says this one was invented by a writer on a screen
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November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
2025: The year I nominated myself for a Bram Stoker Award for the short nonfiction category. Couldn’t hurt, right? Unless I get a personal rejection letter that just says “you suck, you suck, you suck.”
One of the most coveted antiquarian books on my radar has been made available for $150…which is the lowest I’ve ever seen it. But this is the time of year I spend all my money on other people! Ahh what to do?!
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
One of the most coveted antiquarian books on my radar has been made available for $150…which is the lowest I’ve ever seen it. But this is the time of year I spend all my money on other people! Ahh what to do?!
Me during the IT: WELCOME TO DERRY opening credits.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Me during the IT: WELCOME TO DERRY opening credits.
Rough day at the day job. But I smoked. I have some string cheese, and KINDERGARTEN COP is on. It’s okay now. Crisis averted.
a man stands in front of a blackboard with the words stop whining
ALT: a man stands in front of a blackboard with the words stop whining
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November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Rough day at the day job. But I smoked. I have some string cheese, and KINDERGARTEN COP is on. It’s okay now. Crisis averted.
Out and about. Feeling festive, which really just means sparkly lights and way too many people. Still, it’s nice to be here. #peddlersvillage
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Out and about. Feeling festive, which really just means sparkly lights and way too many people. Still, it’s nice to be here. #peddlersvillage
God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong 🎶
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong 🎶
It's been SEVEN hours and
fifteen days
fifteen days
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong 🎶
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong 🎶
Ho-ho-ho. Hail Paimon!
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ho-ho-ho. Hail Paimon!
Drop someone REDHEADED 🔪
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Drop someone REDHEADED 🔪
Reposted by Jackie Jardine
Afternoon Delights: Celebs’ Funeral Plans on Grave Conversations
David Dastmalchian finds out about celebrities’ funereal designs…while in caskets.
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David Dastmalchian finds out about celebrities’ funereal designs…while in caskets.
www.neonsplatter.com/afternoon-de...
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Afternoon Delights: Celebs’ Funeral Plans on Grave Conversations
David Dastmalchian finds out about celebrities’ funereal designs…while in caskets.
www.neonsplatter.com/afternoon-de...
David Dastmalchian finds out about celebrities’ funereal designs…while in caskets.
www.neonsplatter.com/afternoon-de...
If your life was a horror movie, what subgenre would you be? Body horror? Psychological? Folk? I think I’d likely be a horror-comedy…if nothing else, for the really corny Dad puns I subject my husband to on the daily basis.
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If your life was a horror movie, what subgenre would you be? Body horror? Psychological? Folk? I think I’d likely be a horror-comedy…if nothing else, for the really corny Dad puns I subject my husband to on the daily basis.
Just came from Cinemark for an afternoon showing of KEEPER. Quite enjoyed the sense of dread & isolation. Loved Tatiana Maslany’s performance. Can’t say much without revealing spoilers, other than not understanding the lukewarm reception it’s getting. I dug it!
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just came from Cinemark for an afternoon showing of KEEPER. Quite enjoyed the sense of dread & isolation. Loved Tatiana Maslany’s performance. Can’t say much without revealing spoilers, other than not understanding the lukewarm reception it’s getting. I dug it!
Does this mean we’ll eventually see double stuff Oreo Loaded Loaded Oreos? That’s Loaded Oreos extra stuffed with Loaded Oreos. The Oreo Paradox.
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Does this mean we’ll eventually see double stuff Oreo Loaded Loaded Oreos? That’s Loaded Oreos extra stuffed with Loaded Oreos. The Oreo Paradox.