Jackie Jardine
@jackiejardine.bsky.social
She/Her
Professional horror nerd. Writer. Photographer. Thrifter.
Bylines with: Fangoria, Hear Us Scream press, Neon Splatter, Philadelphia Daily News, zines, blogs, scrawling spiral notebooks
Professional horror nerd. Writer. Photographer. Thrifter.
Bylines with: Fangoria, Hear Us Scream press, Neon Splatter, Philadelphia Daily News, zines, blogs, scrawling spiral notebooks
Oh my god. It’s beautiful. Our mod little living room needs this.
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh my god. It’s beautiful. Our mod little living room needs this.
Merry Krampusnacht, kiddies.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Merry Krampusnacht, kiddies.
I can’t tell if this looks ridiculous because I think Neil Diamond is ridiculous…or…
Is it ridiculous on its own merit? I had the sound muted during the trailer, looked up and legit thought it was parody. Anybody else? #SongSungBlue
Is it ridiculous on its own merit? I had the sound muted during the trailer, looked up and legit thought it was parody. Anybody else? #SongSungBlue
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I can’t tell if this looks ridiculous because I think Neil Diamond is ridiculous…or…
Is it ridiculous on its own merit? I had the sound muted during the trailer, looked up and legit thought it was parody. Anybody else? #SongSungBlue
Is it ridiculous on its own merit? I had the sound muted during the trailer, looked up and legit thought it was parody. Anybody else? #SongSungBlue
Me during the IT: WELCOME TO DERRY opening credits.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Me during the IT: WELCOME TO DERRY opening credits.
Out and about. Feeling festive, which really just means sparkly lights and way too many people. Still, it’s nice to be here. #peddlersvillage
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Out and about. Feeling festive, which really just means sparkly lights and way too many people. Still, it’s nice to be here. #peddlersvillage
Ho-ho-ho. Hail Paimon!
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ho-ho-ho. Hail Paimon!
Just came from Cinemark for an afternoon showing of KEEPER. Quite enjoyed the sense of dread & isolation. Loved Tatiana Maslany’s performance. Can’t say much without revealing spoilers, other than not understanding the lukewarm reception it’s getting. I dug it!
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just came from Cinemark for an afternoon showing of KEEPER. Quite enjoyed the sense of dread & isolation. Loved Tatiana Maslany’s performance. Can’t say much without revealing spoilers, other than not understanding the lukewarm reception it’s getting. I dug it!
I know I can’t hold on to Halloween forever, but this biblically-accurate angel winning the Barnes & Noble pumpkin decorating contest keeps that October 31st spirit in my heart.
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I know I can’t hold on to Halloween forever, but this biblically-accurate angel winning the Barnes & Noble pumpkin decorating contest keeps that October 31st spirit in my heart.
Me: Maybe I’ll just have a few pieces of candy.
Ozempic:
Ozempic:
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Me: Maybe I’ll just have a few pieces of candy.
Ozempic:
Ozempic:
Be careful out there. Some sicko put the Nilbog edition Blu-ray of the cult classic Troll 2 in my Snickers bar.
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Be careful out there. Some sicko put the Nilbog edition Blu-ray of the cult classic Troll 2 in my Snickers bar.
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Yessss! A cool find from the antique mall within my budget! Can’t wait to put some of my skeleton key collection on here and hang it up in the horror office. #TheShining #Redrum #Thrifting
October 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yessss! A cool find from the antique mall within my budget! Can’t wait to put some of my skeleton key collection on here and hang it up in the horror office. #TheShining #Redrum #Thrifting
#NowSeated for SHELBY OAKS. Been looking forward to checking this out.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
#NowSeated for SHELBY OAKS. Been looking forward to checking this out.
Omg I’m dying. You guys, just look at this little tour bus.
October 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Omg I’m dying. You guys, just look at this little tour bus.
So has anyone actually come across the viral VHS stack candle in the wild? Or is this just TJMaxx myth?
October 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
So has anyone actually come across the viral VHS stack candle in the wild? Or is this just TJMaxx myth?
Something tells me I’ll be happier after Wednesday, when it starts feeling like fall. 🍂 🎃 🔪
October 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Something tells me I’ll be happier after Wednesday, when it starts feeling like fall. 🍂 🎃 🔪
Not a want, but a need. #ruckingfotten
October 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Not a want, but a need. #ruckingfotten
So FB Marketplace is really locked in to my personal algorithm. The only question is…where do I meet the seller of the vintage serial killer scrapbook?
September 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
So FB Marketplace is really locked in to my personal algorithm. The only question is…where do I meet the seller of the vintage serial killer scrapbook?
I don’t know why I was sleeping on MOTHER, MAY I? (2023), but I’m glad I woke up from my stupor. As if Kyle Gallner could let us down? He and co-star Holland Roden have a à-tête that defines toxic relationships. Toxic and traumatized. Have you seen it yet?
September 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don’t know why I was sleeping on MOTHER, MAY I? (2023), but I’m glad I woke up from my stupor. As if Kyle Gallner could let us down? He and co-star Holland Roden have a à-tête that defines toxic relationships. Toxic and traumatized. Have you seen it yet?
Happy 30th Anniversary to SE7EN. Featuring a 1-2 punch of my favorite modern noir shots. Stay tuned for a special #SE7EN article by yours truly, at @neonsplatter.bsky.social My piece will be going live on Halloween! “I’d say more, but I don’t want to ruin the surprise.”
September 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Happy 30th Anniversary to SE7EN. Featuring a 1-2 punch of my favorite modern noir shots. Stay tuned for a special #SE7EN article by yours truly, at @neonsplatter.bsky.social My piece will be going live on Halloween! “I’d say more, but I don’t want to ruin the surprise.”