🏳️‍⚧️ Miss Morri [6'4"], Witch of Hope 💜🔮👑
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🏳️‍⚧️ Miss Morri [6'4"], Witch of Hope 💜🔮👑
@jackgarland.bsky.social
🔞 30 | PolyBi nombinary MtF
Hope Always Marches On.


I love my loves <3
💜🐶💍⌛
💜💕⚔️🎀👑
💜🩶❤️‍🩹💔

I:@lucindagrey
H:@lnbeep
Infamously Headache#2
Pinned
Always remember, "What would Juno do?" and then also remember you can never do what I do. You can't do it, kid. But hey, don't beat yourself up about it, no one can. I'm the best.
You can't help someone who desires above all else the rejection of any and all responsibility
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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need-a-penny, take-a-penny
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
used to know someone who described her entire friend circle as running off this dynamic and I can't imagine how that's worked out over the years
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Lizard blew up :(
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fencing and other combat sports are great it's like a fighting game but you alone are purely responsible for your own shit framedata
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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"sometimes... truth is stranger than paradise" - Jack "Stranger" Paradise
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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finally made a proper ref sheet for my sona :3
October 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Making me the fallguy is a form of misgendering and that's the real reason it should stop happening so often
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My custom gambeson is done and is shipping out soon :)
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It gets exhausting being the best all the time
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I miss my puppy. He's on call me with me but I miss him still
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I want to fence more :(
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Had a funny moment yesterday in fencing where one of the main points of feedback from someone more experienced than me was that I seem really good at conditioning my opponent and it's like damn, fighting games actually did teach me something useful
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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( opens envelope ) congratulations to this year's winner
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Lots of folks gotta start getting way more comfy defending pornography and adult content with their whole chests, because this trend will not end well for anyone.
My new Buy Me a Coffee account was suspended before my first payout was received, the site stating it is “required to deactivate accounts that contain or use adult content to generate revenue through Buy Me a Coffee”

Adult content was never referenced on my page nor used as a motivator to tip
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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"It's a little me, Alan. I want you to have it."
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.
The full count as of today:

YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
Is it really a conspiracy to say Ana is being explicitly flagged by finance bros when she's now been banned (or censored) from Twitch, Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, Ko-Fi, and *PornHub*??
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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They're de-banking people for kink content online now

They'll come for you and your interests next - there's already been movement against vtubers in general, and games like Corpse Party are having their western releases canned over concerns about this stuff

Get loud before it's too late
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”

I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The hardest part of fencing is my heart wants to keep going long after my body has exhausted all it had :(

Really good day today :)
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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VGen Skeb - Thank you! 💛
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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This is so bad I genuinely thought this screenshot was satire at first glance
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Ivor understands women
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM