Jabroni Smokes
@jabronismokes.bsky.social
Long time caller; first time listener. Personal Mission Statement: I seek to minimize shareholder value on a daily basis.
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These petty fucking bigots man. These fucking scumbags. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
www.npr.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
These petty fucking bigots man. These fucking scumbags. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If we lose this right can we kick the Trump kids out then? Seems like a catch-22 these dullards didn’t consider
*SUPREME COURT TO REVIEW TRUMP’S BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ROLLBACK
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If we lose this right can we kick the Trump kids out then? Seems like a catch-22 these dullards didn’t consider
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looking forward to either a 6-3 decision that trump as God Emperor of the United States can change the constitution by fiat or a 5-4 decision that 14th amendment means what it says with a dissent from thomas that actually the constitution recognizes donald j. trump as sovereign
*SUPREME COURT TO REVIEW TRUMP’S BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ROLLBACK
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
looking forward to either a 6-3 decision that trump as God Emperor of the United States can change the constitution by fiat or a 5-4 decision that 14th amendment means what it says with a dissent from thomas that actually the constitution recognizes donald j. trump as sovereign
In good company of Xi, Mussolini, Franco. Etc in creating his own award.
BREAKING: Trump is awarded FIFA's new peace prize as soccer's governing body continues its embrace of the U.S. president.
Live updates: 2026 FIFA World Cup draw to unveil group picks
The FIFA World Cup draw ceremony will take place on Friday at 12 p.m. EST at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. Watch live and follow live updates.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
In good company of Xi, Mussolini, Franco. Etc in creating his own award.
Translation: “Putin doesn’t like “my” deal, so the US, Europe, and the world must supplicate more to the might of the Midget King (Putin).”
🇺🇸🇺🇦 Trump: "We are looking for another option for a settlement between Russia and Ukraine, if possible, and I think we will eventually achieve it... This has to be stopped. We are working very hard on this."
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Translation: “Putin doesn’t like “my” deal, so the US, Europe, and the world must supplicate more to the might of the Midget King (Putin).”
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They watched two men struggle to survive for 41 minutes before ordering the second strike. I don’t even have words…
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
They watched two men struggle to survive for 41 minutes before ordering the second strike. I don’t even have words…
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President Trump appeared to struggle to stay awake at a White House event for a second time in a month on Tuesday, as his Cabinet officials provided updates on their work.
During a roughly 75-minute stretch, Trump's eyes were closed or he visibly struggled to keep them open. https://wapo.st/4ovQTFo
During a roughly 75-minute stretch, Trump's eyes were closed or he visibly struggled to keep them open. https://wapo.st/4ovQTFo
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
President Trump appeared to struggle to stay awake at a White House event for a second time in a month on Tuesday, as his Cabinet officials provided updates on their work.
During a roughly 75-minute stretch, Trump's eyes were closed or he visibly struggled to keep them open. https://wapo.st/4ovQTFo
During a roughly 75-minute stretch, Trump's eyes were closed or he visibly struggled to keep them open. https://wapo.st/4ovQTFo
As a former Kansan: I can confirm that Marshall is a bum and my family in deep red pockets of the state do not like this bum.
Sen. Roger Marshall defends Hegseth: "Look, we're losing 200 Americans every day to drug poisoning from these drug lords. This is a war. And it's ugly. War is never pretty ... that strike probably saved thousands of American lives."
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a former Kansan: I can confirm that Marshall is a bum and my family in deep red pockets of the state do not like this bum.
Guess he bombed those too, just like he did those “narcoterrorist.”
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Guess he bombed those too, just like he did those “narcoterrorist.”
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Trump admin drug interdiction policy:
Some we murder.
Some we let go home.
Some we pardon.
Some we murder.
Some we let go home.
Some we pardon.
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Trump admin drug interdiction policy:
Some we murder.
Some we let go home.
Some we pardon.
Some we murder.
Some we let go home.
Some we pardon.
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GOLDMAN: For retailers “whose stores are generally located in lower-income zip codes, .. same store sales have grown only 0.2% over the last year (vs. 2.5% for companies exposed to middle- and higher-income zip codes).”
Our forecast sees “continued underperformance of low-end spending in 2026 ..”
Our forecast sees “continued underperformance of low-end spending in 2026 ..”
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
GOLDMAN: For retailers “whose stores are generally located in lower-income zip codes, .. same store sales have grown only 0.2% over the last year (vs. 2.5% for companies exposed to middle- and higher-income zip codes).”
Our forecast sees “continued underperformance of low-end spending in 2026 ..”
Our forecast sees “continued underperformance of low-end spending in 2026 ..”
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
Call me crazy, but appeasing Putin may not be such a good idea. Appeasement never works. If only there was objective evidence to back this up…
President Vladimir Putin of Russia on Thursday defended President Trump’s special envoy against accusations of pro-Kremlin bias.
Putin Defends Witkoff Against Accusations of Pro-Russia Bias
The Russian leader called the U.S. special envoy “an intelligent man” who is properly representing his country in peace negotiations.
nyti.ms
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Call me crazy, but appeasing Putin may not be such a good idea. Appeasement never works. If only there was objective evidence to back this up…
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Didn’t the FBi pull a lot of personnel from anti terrorism to put them on deportations?
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Didn’t the FBi pull a lot of personnel from anti terrorism to put them on deportations?
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
Look at the US Peace Draft room.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Look at the US Peace Draft room.
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
when its definitely not a hostage situation
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I wonder how much Gobble and Waddle had to pay Trump for their pardons.
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I wonder how much Gobble and Waddle had to pay Trump for their pardons.
Never truly appreciated the gem that is ‘Planes, Trains, and Automobiles’ until I couldn’t actually get home myself for Thanksgiving. (Also I did include the Oxford comma because I’m not a goober)
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Never truly appreciated the gem that is ‘Planes, Trains, and Automobiles’ until I couldn’t actually get home myself for Thanksgiving. (Also I did include the Oxford comma because I’m not a goober)
Definitely not war crimes. Trump’s pivot from full dictator to trying to be likable is for sure not about covering his ass. Nope.
Breaking news: In the past 10 months, the Trump administration has pushed for lethal strikes on Western Hemisphere drug traffickers and repeatedly steamrolled or sidestepped government lawyers who questioned whether the provocative policy was legal.
White House blew past legal concerns in deadly strikes on drug boats
The Trump administration sidestepped skeptical lawyers across national security agencies as it pursued a military campaign against alleged narcotraffickers, officials say.
wapo.st
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Definitely not war crimes. Trump’s pivot from full dictator to trying to be likable is for sure not about covering his ass. Nope.
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"War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength"
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength"
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength"
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength"
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Today in 2013, Donald Trump received a letter from Vladimir Putin apologizing for missing a meeting with him and asking to connect when Trump returns to Russia. trumpfile.org/putin-sends-...
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Today in 2013, Donald Trump received a letter from Vladimir Putin apologizing for missing a meeting with him and asking to connect when Trump returns to Russia. trumpfile.org/putin-sends-...