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Jabs
@jabriella.bsky.social
Matchmaker & Dating Coach
Native New Yorker (Yankees/Knicks)
Socialist (Party loyalists DNI)
Retired NGO cog
Mommy/Mamacita
lying about decades of sobriety for attention on the internet is so vile lol
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
men will be like how could I hate women when I literally JERK OFF TO THEM????? and be genuinely confused about it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Just to remind ppl that zohran campaigned as unapologetically pro-Palestine so stop saying it’s an untenable position
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
time for a takeover of all barstool nyc offices by me and my mutuals.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Barstool Sports exodus out of NYC inshallah
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
where does Zohran get the energy is what I’d like to know. incredibly impressive guy.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have the most widely loathed opinion on losing an hour of light but you can’t blame me bc I have a circadian rhythm disorder #innocent
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
the boston red sox actually ruined baseball by trading away Mookie Betts for a bag of string cheese
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ernie Clement pride of Rochester
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
oh my god
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
vladdy so tough!
November 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Bo Bichette putting in the work to save his own knees hell yeah LGBJ
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I can’t believe baseball is over in a few hours I’m literally going to cry
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
UNDER THE SKIN (Jonathan Glazer, 2013)
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
changing the vibe up and made carnitas today
I ate poutine today let’s go Jays
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I ate poutine today let’s go Jays
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
me & mr. jabs ten years ago when he had just moved to america and was celebrating halloween for the first time in his life 😭
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
my 7 months pregnant friend & her husband remade this as a costume it’s so gooooooood
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’ve taken a step back from the news for the sake of my heart but many moons ago the very first grant I wrote was for SNAP programming across a bunch of brooklyn community districts and I am truly devastated this is where we’ve arrived as a country
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
dying laughing at people running with this jd vance erica kirk thing. YES. YES. YES!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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the one-two punch for Usha Vance of your husband making a public statement that he hopes you renounce your faith and then showing off his new widowed side piece is crazy work
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
too little too late but I hope Andrew officially getting the royal axe is of some comfort to Virginia Giuffre’s family
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
way too many people out here feeling sorry for themselves. stand up!
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
25 year old woman in my database wrote down for a dealbreaker: “kills animals for fun.” my god, it’s bad out there huh
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM