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Anna
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Professional communicator. Perpetually salty.
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“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”

Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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It sounds like the Republicans should stop protecting Bill Clinton and release the Epstein files.
Comer: The evidence we gathered does not implicate President Trump in any way. Public reporting, survivor testimony, and official documents show that Bill Clinton had far closer ties to Epstein
October 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Well that’s a new one. Legit email from PayPal extending an invitation from a scammer using their username to phish.
August 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The Mall of America is an overwhelming and intimidating place. We should have made a plan instead of walking in cold turkey with the kids.
a man in a suit and hawaiian shirt is standing in front of a door .
ALT: a man in a suit and hawaiian shirt is standing in front of a door .
media.tenor.com
August 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
DO NOT GO DOWN TO THE BEACH. It’s a watch, not a warning, and it’s scheduled to arrive in the middle of the night, but please don’t be an idiot because you “just want to see.”
A TSUNAMI WATCH is now in effect for Washington state. If you are on the coast, be prepared to take action & stay tuned for more instructions. This alert level will update once more is known. Find details here: tsunami.gov/events/PAAQ/...

#TsunamiWatch #WaWX
July 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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A TSUNAMI WATCH is now in effect for Washington state. If you are on the coast, be prepared to take action & stay tuned for more instructions. This alert level will update once more is known. Find details here: tsunami.gov/events/PAAQ/...

#TsunamiWatch #WaWX
July 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have an awkwardly shaped window in an awkwardly shaped room. How do I do curtains for this? It gets direct morning sun or I might not bother.
July 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I love Kit Kats and eat them as a whole instead of breaking off the pieces individually.
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes

for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
My bedside book pile is starting to look like a game of Jenga.
July 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Who’s doing July 2nd firework shows in Tacom? There’s been nonstop explosions for the last 30 minutes.
July 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Couldn’t stand any of my clothes this morning so I stole a shirt from my husband’s side of the closet and…. I’m loving it? Like, really loving it.
June 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So Murderbot is a lot of fun. Not an exact replica of the book but if I wanted that I’d just read them again for the zillionth time. Can’t tell you how much I need one of these little dolls from the opening sequence to sit on my desk at work. Congratulations @marthawells.com!
May 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My senior, cancer-battling kitty didn’t eat much today and isn’t interested in sleeping on the bed tonight. Hopefully she’s just having an off day but :(
May 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
A (3) after hearing the original Pokemon theme for the first time: That was the best song I’ve ever heard!
a pikachu is standing on a dirt road and smiling
ALT: a pikachu is standing on a dirt road and smiling
media.tenor.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I stopped attending Mass regularly in 1995 however I have never formally left the Church nor been excommunicated. the college of cardinals therefore has an opportunity to do something extremely funny. holler at yr boy, Rome
April 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It’s 10 pm and I’ve just realized that most of the mixed candy in this bag is too big to fit into the plastic eggs. I hope the kids like AlmondJoys!
April 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Inquiring minds (it’s me) want to know, @marthawells.com!
April 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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HAPPY TAX DAY!
How much would you spend on a year of tornado warnings? The average US taxpayer spends only $4 a year to help fund the NWS. It’s a smart investment—every $1 invested in NWS yields approx. $73 in social benefits.
🌪️❄️ Support science. Support the NWS.
Stay tuned for more this #TaxDay
April 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Parenting in the digital age is surreal sometimes. If you’re not going to tattle in person I’m not going to take you seriously. (And if you are, I still probably won’t. But my point stands.)
March 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Overconfident humans who don’t listen to anybody else scare the hell out of me.
March 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I don’t…. It’s literally in the name!
March 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Since installation in 2020 we have had at least three different solar companies knock on our door to sell us something we already have, clearly visible from the end of the driveway. I get a weird sense of enjoyment from their walk of shame back down the sidewalk after explaining.
a woman is sitting at a table with a bottle of wine and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a bottle of wine and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM