tony hawk's prolapse
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IF THERE ARE NO KOBE HATERS LEFT ON EARTH IT MEANS I AM DEAD
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social compact suggestion: anytime anyone is laying out this kind of engagement bait in 2026, blocked. this is either engagement bait or someone whose kid stopped calling them anymore because they can't stop saying "bernie bro" at thanksgiving dinner. rehashing the past does not matter, it never did
January 24, 2026 at 9:50 PM
social compact suggestion: anytime anyone is laying out this kind of engagement bait in 2026, blocked. this is either engagement bait or someone whose kid stopped calling them anymore because they can't stop saying "bernie bro" at thanksgiving dinner. rehashing the past does not matter, it never did
mike tomlin spent one season with aaron rodgers and decided he didn't want to coach anymore
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
mike tomlin spent one season with aaron rodgers and decided he didn't want to coach anymore
packers fans haven't been this devastated since may 1945
January 11, 2026 at 4:41 AM
packers fans haven't been this devastated since may 1945
HEY DJ PLAY MY SONG
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
HEY DJ PLAY MY SONG
there are a lot of people on here whose first response to heinous actions by the current admin is to get mad at "leftists who thought kamala and trump were the same" and guess what? they're a waste of time. they are sparring with ghosts. you can mute them and move on
January 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
there are a lot of people on here whose first response to heinous actions by the current admin is to get mad at "leftists who thought kamala and trump were the same" and guess what? they're a waste of time. they are sparring with ghosts. you can mute them and move on
mike tomlin is living a twilight zone episode where he wants to get fired but keeps winning 10 games every year
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
mike tomlin is living a twilight zone episode where he wants to get fired but keeps winning 10 games every year
the white house thinks these guys are "fake news" traitors and they still debase themselves and carry water. everyone who works for either of these papers should commit seppuku
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
the white house thinks these guys are "fake news" traitors and they still debase themselves and carry water. everyone who works for either of these papers should commit seppuku
holding a vote next week on a bipartisan resolution to close the barn door after the horse escaped without congressional authorization
The Senate will hold a vote next week on another bipartisan resolution blocking the use of military force against Venezuela without the express authorization of Congress, Sen. Tim Kaine announced
U.S. Senate Will Vote To Block Military Action Against Venezuela Next Week
www.huffpost.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
holding a vote next week on a bipartisan resolution to close the barn door after the horse escaped without congressional authorization
when a state like north korea operates in a state of readiness out of fear of something like this, even western leftists will scold them as a "paranoid dictatorship"
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
when a state like north korea operates in a state of readiness out of fear of something like this, even western leftists will scold them as a "paranoid dictatorship"
2020: the empty man
2021: the tragedy of macbeth
2022: jackass forever
2023: the zone of interest
2024: twilight of the warriors: walled in
2025: 28 years later
2021: the tragedy of macbeth
2022: jackass forever
2023: the zone of interest
2024: twilight of the warriors: walled in
2025: 28 years later
My favorite films each year of the decade so far:
2020: SHIVA BABY
2021: SPENCER
2022: THE BATMAN
2023: OPPENHEIMER
2024: CHALLENGERS
2025: BLACK BAG
2020: SHIVA BABY
2021: SPENCER
2022: THE BATMAN
2023: OPPENHEIMER
2024: CHALLENGERS
2025: BLACK BAG
Halfway through the decade (if year 0 exists)! My favorite films each year so far:
2020: DA 5 BLOODS
2021: THE GREEN KNIGHT
2022: NOPE
2023: THE BOY AND THE HERON
2024: MEGALOPOLIS
2025: SINNERS
2020: DA 5 BLOODS
2021: THE GREEN KNIGHT
2022: NOPE
2023: THE BOY AND THE HERON
2024: MEGALOPOLIS
2025: SINNERS
January 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
2020: the empty man
2021: the tragedy of macbeth
2022: jackass forever
2023: the zone of interest
2024: twilight of the warriors: walled in
2025: 28 years later
2021: the tragedy of macbeth
2022: jackass forever
2023: the zone of interest
2024: twilight of the warriors: walled in
2025: 28 years later
i can't tell if they shot it like generative AI deliberately to acclimate audiences for when netflix uses AI to make original programming or if it was just because they think AI videos are cool
I keep seeing clips from the Stranger Things finale and they all look like someone making a parody of Stranger Things
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
i can't tell if they shot it like generative AI deliberately to acclimate audiences for when netflix uses AI to make original programming or if it was just because they think AI videos are cool
get ready for the rousing campaign message of "ICE isn't being run efficiently"
December 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
get ready for the rousing campaign message of "ICE isn't being run efficiently"
every clip and screenshot i see of the new "stranger things" reminds me of the "always sunny" episode with jon polito and lance reddick where danny devito is playing a teenager in the flashbacks
December 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
every clip and screenshot i see of the new "stranger things" reminds me of the "always sunny" episode with jon polito and lance reddick where danny devito is playing a teenager in the flashbacks
"cooper flagg" is the name of an evil southern sheriff in a civil rights movie
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"cooper flagg" is the name of an evil southern sheriff in a civil rights movie
HEY DJ PLAY MY SONG
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
HEY DJ PLAY MY SONG
find someone who loves you as much as tottenham players love launching themselves at opponents' ankles
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
find someone who loves you as much as tottenham players love launching themselves at opponents' ankles
shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
December 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
everyone in hollywood making solemn "je suis paul dano" posts is so funny. tarantino thinking he could do some orson welles-style hating and getting rejected like a bad organ transplant is hilarious
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
everyone in hollywood making solemn "je suis paul dano" posts is so funny. tarantino thinking he could do some orson welles-style hating and getting rejected like a bad organ transplant is hilarious
joe burrow flashing that coolness in the clutch that almost won a super bowl four years ago
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
joe burrow flashing that coolness in the clutch that almost won a super bowl four years ago
why does every football coach look like a divorced grindset salesbro instagram guy now. where did all the frumpy old guys go?
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
why does every football coach look like a divorced grindset salesbro instagram guy now. where did all the frumpy old guys go?
when was the last time the tech industry created something that wasn't a toy for rich people and/or a worse version of something that already exists
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
when was the last time the tech industry created something that wasn't a toy for rich people and/or a worse version of something that already exists
me when a guy in a noir thinks he can dispose of the body and get away clean
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
me when a guy in a noir thinks he can dispose of the body and get away clean