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IF THERE ARE NO KOBE HATERS LEFT ON EARTH IT MEANS I AM DEAD
tyler lockett forever vindicated tbh
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
doing the nyc subway takes show and saying the most banal shit ever. "getting caught in a rainstorm can be pretty annoying" "paperback books are more convenient than hardcovers on a commute"
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
the unaliving of jesse james by the coward robert ford
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"why is everyone talking about star wars" the nation is realizing that a standalone sebulba movie would heal us
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i think the thing that will heal this country is a pop song that teaches people how to do a specific dance
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
end of day meeting in my manager's office bc i've spent the last two weeks talking to everyone like i'm dubbing a character in an old kung fu movie
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
the chicago bears have a date with destiny (losing by 17 points in the nickelodeon wild card game)
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
i for one think the minnesota vikings owe it to themselves and to humanity to commit to the jj mccarthy project
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
pete hegseth looks like if bobby flay was slightly more reptillian
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
marjorie taylor guiteau?
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”

@mediaite.com #GA14
www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
you absolutely can have him wake up and say it was all a dream. it's a movie. you can do whatever you want
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
rico dowdle is a real "'sabotage' music video"-ass name
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the reason trump is in power now is because ed, edd n eddy stopped playing on the tv
The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
it is 2013. washington's presumptive franchise quarterback suffers a major injury at home against the seahawks. it is 2025. washington's presumptive franchise quarterback suffers a major injury at home against the seahawks
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
huge freeze? yeah, i loved arnold in "batman & robin"
November 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
if i was making fun of CBS's programming i would definitely come up with "sheriff country" as a fake tv show
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
my other hot take: the jays are finishing under .500 next year at the very least. idk if they can recover from this
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
what if tom brady was a baseball team (derogatory)
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
jays and dodgers doing this bc they knew i wanted to watch a movie after the game
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
it makes so much sense that taylor sheridan was in "sons of anarchy." the spirit of that show flows through everything he's made since
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
we really are reliving the george w bush presidency, huh
October 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
this is a really confusing game for me because i hate green bay and aaron rodgers in equal measure
October 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
rest assured, this account does not have negativity for rome odunze
October 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
if he went by fred krueger he would've just been some guy with an office job who sometimes forgets to keep up with his fantasy football team
October 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM