Matt Z
itszimmers.bsky.social
Matt Z
@itszimmers.bsky.social
You'll either find occasional content for
Press Start Australia, comments about MelbourneFC, or general stupidity.
I am in the vocal minority here, but toast does not need jam AND butter.

your bread does not need lubrication before jam.
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Not sure which organisation is more out of touch in Australia right now. The AFL or the Liberal/National party
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I studied film and TV. The only true way for me to get a job in it was either to have money, have REALLY good connections, or be willing to work gig work until I get where I want, meaning I would have to sacrifice a lot in life. It's why I work a full-time job in a separate field.
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If you’re a mental health advocate, but also love to jump on pile-ons of people, you’re not a mental health advocate.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This one, not so bad.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I am a man of many tastes, in that I taste the protein bars that are on sale, and am then not at all surprised when they taste terrible.
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
nothing says abolish self-serve checkouts more than receiving $1 worth of change in 5c, 10c and 20c coins.

you are a robot. give me the gold coin. if you don't have the gold coin, stop working.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Tonight we give thanks to @brodiedg.bsky.social for sharing the one card needed to complete the OG set.
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
cleaning out my stuff. boy do I have a lot of stuff.
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i would kill for a good whisky marmalade
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
this has made my day. no actually it’s made my hole weak. I mean my whole week.
October 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I rewatched Tron: Legacy last night, and Ares was the complete anthithesis to it.
- nostalgia thrown in your face instead of referenced
- nothing to make you like the characters
- complete retcon of Alan Bradley's role as chairman at the end of Legacy
it’s times like this i wish i was in academia again. a lot of thoughts about the film. mostly not good.
I am one of two people in the cinema on cheap tuesday.
October 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
still pissed off at disney
you kill one great opportunity for a sequel
you wait fifteen years to make a sequel/reboot
you hand jared fucking leto the keys
you watch the film bomb in real time
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
hooray, the christmas butt plug has arrived
October 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
it’s times like this i wish i was in academia again. a lot of thoughts about the film. mostly not good.
I am one of two people in the cinema on cheap tuesday.
wish me luck, going to see tron: ares today
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I am one of two people in the cinema on cheap tuesday.
wish me luck, going to see tron: ares today
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
wish me luck, going to see tron: ares today
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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@PaxAUS
October 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
remember when television didn’t need two years to make a show and we would get a new season every year
October 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM
it is so weird that both the terminator franchise and the tron franchise only have two good movies followed by a tv series.
October 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
video calling in the middle of costco, why can’t people just be fucking normal
October 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Okay pax done.
October 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
i love rice
October 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM