“Brian, you’re literally an angel and I’m obsessed with you.” - me to the Apple hotline representative I was talking to this morning.
December 5, 2023 at 11:44 PM
“Brian, you’re literally an angel and I’m obsessed with you.” - me to the Apple hotline representative I was talking to this morning.
if there’s one thing I’ve learned from this hbomberguy video thing it’s that a lot of video essayists are so far up their own asses they can see what they had for breakfast this morning.
December 5, 2023 at 9:30 PM
if there’s one thing I’ve learned from this hbomberguy video thing it’s that a lot of video essayists are so far up their own asses they can see what they had for breakfast this morning.
Besides spider man what are some games for PS5 that I should get
December 5, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Besides spider man what are some games for PS5 that I should get
uh oh I’m unlocking suppressed memories from my retail days and feeling shame!
December 4, 2023 at 3:22 AM
uh oh I’m unlocking suppressed memories from my retail days and feeling shame!
I’m just learning of and watching this show Krapopolis and it’s so bad that it’s pissing me off.
December 4, 2023 at 1:10 AM
I’m just learning of and watching this show Krapopolis and it’s so bad that it’s pissing me off.
A new character I’ve invented for the purpose of trivializing the horrors of having a corporeal form is Pukey Bojangles.
December 3, 2023 at 9:38 PM
A new character I’ve invented for the purpose of trivializing the horrors of having a corporeal form is Pukey Bojangles.
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Vonnegut knew
December 3, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Vonnegut knew
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Very exciting news from President Obama.
December 2, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Very exciting news from President Obama.
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“THERE’S GEORGE SANTOS! HE’S GETTING AWAY!”
December 2, 2023 at 12:51 AM
“THERE’S GEORGE SANTOS! HE’S GETTING AWAY!”
Not to brag but I got skimms to give me a refund on a package that got lost
December 1, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Not to brag but I got skimms to give me a refund on a package that got lost
It’s the holiday season, let’s binge watch nigella lawson
December 1, 2023 at 12:48 AM
It’s the holiday season, let’s binge watch nigella lawson
Remembering the time my ex used hurricane Sandy to slide into my dms
November 30, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Remembering the time my ex used hurricane Sandy to slide into my dms
My husband hates Ann Margaret so much
November 30, 2023 at 2:13 AM
My husband hates Ann Margaret so much
This guy at work cannot communicate outside of memes and internet speak. You’d think I’d have developed a resistance to this, but it is super fucking annoying.
November 29, 2023 at 8:37 PM
This guy at work cannot communicate outside of memes and internet speak. You’d think I’d have developed a resistance to this, but it is super fucking annoying.
The Hunger Games franchise is pretty good for what it is - until the weird zombie lizard people show up. Like that wasn’t necessary.
November 29, 2023 at 2:14 AM
The Hunger Games franchise is pretty good for what it is - until the weird zombie lizard people show up. Like that wasn’t necessary.
solving all of my problems by making the first batch of chili of the season
November 28, 2023 at 10:31 PM
solving all of my problems by making the first batch of chili of the season
I’m watching the hunger games and it’s hard to tell if the game master is based on Andy Cohen or if it’s the other way around
November 28, 2023 at 5:16 PM
I’m watching the hunger games and it’s hard to tell if the game master is based on Andy Cohen or if it’s the other way around
Today the salobutti household parted ways with the gallon jar of mayo only to accidentally purchase two smaller jars of mayo. Will we ever escape the tyrannical hold mayonnaise has over our home? idk
November 27, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Today the salobutti household parted ways with the gallon jar of mayo only to accidentally purchase two smaller jars of mayo. Will we ever escape the tyrannical hold mayonnaise has over our home? idk
I’m learning how to play craps and everyone is being so nice
November 26, 2023 at 2:39 AM
I’m learning how to play craps and everyone is being so nice
taking my husband to see saltburn in imax
November 25, 2023 at 6:28 PM
taking my husband to see saltburn in imax
I can’t be the only person that finds it fucked up that they named him “Lowly Worm.”
November 24, 2023 at 4:38 AM
I can’t be the only person that finds it fucked up that they named him “Lowly Worm.”
happy birthday to my baby kangaroo @joelibutti.bsky.social
November 22, 2023 at 3:03 PM
happy birthday to my baby kangaroo @joelibutti.bsky.social
It’s 7:50 am and the girls chat is exploding with takes about that Matt Rife fella.
November 21, 2023 at 1:49 PM
It’s 7:50 am and the girls chat is exploding with takes about that Matt Rife fella.
I love this wall of celebs and mobsters at my local cash only pizza place
November 20, 2023 at 10:18 PM
I love this wall of celebs and mobsters at my local cash only pizza place
some dickhead realtor I follow on IG has been posting nothing but petty complaints about his own mundane bullshit and wild Zionist propaganda, which is an insane combo to me.
November 1, 2023 at 2:09 PM
some dickhead realtor I follow on IG has been posting nothing but petty complaints about his own mundane bullshit and wild Zionist propaganda, which is an insane combo to me.