@itsratpizza.bsky.social
My daughter is gonna go far in the world of shitposting. 🥹
March 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My daughter is gonna go far in the world of shitposting. 🥹
Oh God, he's* right outside my door.
*my cat
*my cat
February 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Oh God, he's* right outside my door.
*my cat
*my cat
Every hag deserves to snatch herself a treat from the potato box.
February 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Every hag deserves to snatch herself a treat from the potato box.
Je suis le grand Yawlppy.
February 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Je suis le grand Yawlppy.
What's with the caked up Samurott here?
January 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What's with the caked up Samurott here?
Making the fancy spaghet tonight.
January 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Making the fancy spaghet tonight.
It's cold out. You know what that means, Tabs: time to fulfill your destiny.
January 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's cold out. You know what that means, Tabs: time to fulfill your destiny.
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A. I. doth remove commitment from art. Yf an artist ys committed to makinge somethinge trulye weirde, even shockinge, that artist doth neede to crafte the art, at everye steppe thinkinge "yes Ich am drawinge a sexy C-3PO." Wyth A.I. you kan just make a sexy C-3PO wythout caringe, and that ys wrong.
January 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A. I. doth remove commitment from art. Yf an artist ys committed to makinge somethinge trulye weirde, even shockinge, that artist doth neede to crafte the art, at everye steppe thinkinge "yes Ich am drawinge a sexy C-3PO." Wyth A.I. you kan just make a sexy C-3PO wythout caringe, and that ys wrong.
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Get thee to a nunnery ✝️
January 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Get thee to a nunnery ✝️
Sorry, y'all, hole's patched. If you were scampering up there you should have vacated by now.
January 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sorry, y'all, hole's patched. If you were scampering up there you should have vacated by now.
Yo, who wants to come climb up in my ceiling and crawl around like a critter before it gets patched up?
January 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Yo, who wants to come climb up in my ceiling and crawl around like a critter before it gets patched up?
The shadows are Gumby's reality, but are not accurate representations of the real world.
January 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The shadows are Gumby's reality, but are not accurate representations of the real world.
Forever chasing the high of first laying eyes on this bad boy.
January 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Forever chasing the high of first laying eyes on this bad boy.
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Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby, and I took it over because she passed away, and then the baby lost its legs and its arms and now he’s nothin but a stump. But I still take care of it with my wife and... and it’s…it’s growing and it’s…it’s fairly happy...
January 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby, and I took it over because she passed away, and then the baby lost its legs and its arms and now he’s nothin but a stump. But I still take care of it with my wife and... and it’s…it’s growing and it’s…it’s fairly happy...
*sad chef voice*: "Vurt have I borkom? My Swedish friend."
December 15, 2024 at 12:50 AM
*sad chef voice*: "Vurt have I borkom? My Swedish friend."
Scientists looking for the 80s Nostalgia Particle using the Max Headroom Collider.
December 10, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Scientists looking for the 80s Nostalgia Particle using the Max Headroom Collider.
🎵Cut my life into pieces
My son is also Bort🎵
My son is also Bort🎵
December 4, 2024 at 6:58 PM
🎵Cut my life into pieces
My son is also Bort🎵
My son is also Bort🎵
Hitting the vape and it's this
December 1, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Hitting the vape and it's this
