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⭕️ too good at this to be this bad at this ❌
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there’s two wolves inside of me. one of them is jorkin his peen, and the other one is porkin her jeans.
dont sleep with dishes in your kitchen sink okay
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
dont sleep with dishes in your kitchen sink okay
imagine danhausen in a b&g match.
he walks down to the ring in a big trench coat, opens it to reveal explosives, crazed look on his face as everyone panics.
he’s holding a big red button but when he presses it…nothing happens.
he throws it out.
and then way later…BOOM!
🤣
#AEWBloodAndGuts
he walks down to the ring in a big trench coat, opens it to reveal explosives, crazed look on his face as everyone panics.
he’s holding a big red button but when he presses it…nothing happens.
he throws it out.
and then way later…BOOM!
🤣
#AEWBloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
imagine danhausen in a b&g match.
he walks down to the ring in a big trench coat, opens it to reveal explosives, crazed look on his face as everyone panics.
he’s holding a big red button but when he presses it…nothing happens.
he throws it out.
and then way later…BOOM!
🤣
#AEWBloodAndGuts
he walks down to the ring in a big trench coat, opens it to reveal explosives, crazed look on his face as everyone panics.
he’s holding a big red button but when he presses it…nothing happens.
he throws it out.
and then way later…BOOM!
🤣
#AEWBloodAndGuts
aye that table bump was explosive and all but HOBBS BOUNCED OFF THE GROUND AND WALKED IT OFF 😮💨
#AEWBloodAndGuts
#AEWBloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
aye that table bump was explosive and all but HOBBS BOUNCED OFF THE GROUND AND WALKED IT OFF 😮💨
#AEWBloodAndGuts
#AEWBloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
the women’s division is in a pretty good spot right now it seems. toni is proving how good she is at reinventing herself. that match was I N S A N E 🩸
#AEWBloodAndGuts
#AEWBloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
the women’s division is in a pretty good spot right now it seems. toni is proving how good she is at reinventing herself. that match was I N S A N E 🩸
#AEWBloodAndGuts
#AEWBloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
my partner and i really wanted to attend #AEWBloodAndGuts but the odds were not in our favor. would’ve LOVED to witness the first women’s B&G 😔
but hey, we have a really comfy couch, some cool tv lights, and a pretty solid sound system. what a night for all who celebrate 🩸
but hey, we have a really comfy couch, some cool tv lights, and a pretty solid sound system. what a night for all who celebrate 🩸
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
my partner and i really wanted to attend #AEWBloodAndGuts but the odds were not in our favor. would’ve LOVED to witness the first women’s B&G 😔
but hey, we have a really comfy couch, some cool tv lights, and a pretty solid sound system. what a night for all who celebrate 🩸
but hey, we have a really comfy couch, some cool tv lights, and a pretty solid sound system. what a night for all who celebrate 🩸
this dude wanted an all white future where poc and poor people and queer folk were eradicated by the system, he was inherently violent. and he literally died on his violent fucking hill.
September 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
this dude wanted an all white future where poc and poor people and queer folk were eradicated by the system, he was inherently violent. and he literally died on his violent fucking hill.
i get on a plane for the first time ever in three days so if you see this please wiggle your fingers at your phone and whisper sweet things because i am scared lol
September 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i get on a plane for the first time ever in three days so if you see this please wiggle your fingers at your phone and whisper sweet things because i am scared lol
oooo the air is getting crispy when the sun goes down that means it’s almost time for me to transform into my true form…
(a singular piece of candy corn sitting in an ash tray)
(a singular piece of candy corn sitting in an ash tray)
August 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
oooo the air is getting crispy when the sun goes down that means it’s almost time for me to transform into my true form…
(a singular piece of candy corn sitting in an ash tray)
(a singular piece of candy corn sitting in an ash tray)
August 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
if they really wanted me to like fantastic four more than superman they would’ve had galactus pull his meat out
August 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
if they really wanted me to like fantastic four more than superman they would’ve had galactus pull his meat out
it says a lot about AEW when a good ppv is one of their weaker showings in the last six months. the bar is high bruv.
regardless, athena vs toni was better than mercedes vs toni. max and hangman had the match of the night. and darby is still, indeed, a certified maniac. IMO oc.
#ForbiddenDoor
regardless, athena vs toni was better than mercedes vs toni. max and hangman had the match of the night. and darby is still, indeed, a certified maniac. IMO oc.
#ForbiddenDoor
August 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
it says a lot about AEW when a good ppv is one of their weaker showings in the last six months. the bar is high bruv.
regardless, athena vs toni was better than mercedes vs toni. max and hangman had the match of the night. and darby is still, indeed, a certified maniac. IMO oc.
#ForbiddenDoor
regardless, athena vs toni was better than mercedes vs toni. max and hangman had the match of the night. and darby is still, indeed, a certified maniac. IMO oc.
#ForbiddenDoor
being proud of the jocals THEN crying because the lyrics hit me hard THEN my jaw dropping because woah hey a breakdown? THEN getting goosebumps and head-banging all in a matter of seconds was…glorious 🤌🏼
#DrumShow
#DrumShow
August 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
being proud of the jocals THEN crying because the lyrics hit me hard THEN my jaw dropping because woah hey a breakdown? THEN getting goosebumps and head-banging all in a matter of seconds was…glorious 🤌🏼
#DrumShow
#DrumShow
tony starks wife opens a dispensary:
Peppers Pott
Peppers Pott
August 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
tony starks wife opens a dispensary:
Peppers Pott
Peppers Pott
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watched monty python and the holy grail for the first time yesterday. i get why everyone made fun of me in college for never seeing it now. but improv dorks can be ruthless, lemme tell ya.
August 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
watched monty python and the holy grail for the first time yesterday. i get why everyone made fun of me in college for never seeing it now. but improv dorks can be ruthless, lemme tell ya.
there’s two wolves inside of me. one of them is jorkin his peen, and the other one is porkin her jeans.
August 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
there’s two wolves inside of me. one of them is jorkin his peen, and the other one is porkin her jeans.
calling wwe “the fed” was ahead of its time. triple h talking about health & fitness is like a big fat preacher lecturing you on how god hates gluttony. his whole physical form is crafted by sweeping secrets under the rug and trick-sticking accountability.
and steroids. don’t forget the steroids.
and steroids. don’t forget the steroids.
August 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
calling wwe “the fed” was ahead of its time. triple h talking about health & fitness is like a big fat preacher lecturing you on how god hates gluttony. his whole physical form is crafted by sweeping secrets under the rug and trick-sticking accountability.
and steroids. don’t forget the steroids.
and steroids. don’t forget the steroids.
certified odd-eater here.
the list is long, but the one that gets most people up in arms is how i’ll slap a kraft american single on an oatmeal cream pie and increase my joy tenfold…
i call it The Peasants Cheesecake 🤗
the list is long, but the one that gets most people up in arms is how i’ll slap a kraft american single on an oatmeal cream pie and increase my joy tenfold…
i call it The Peasants Cheesecake 🤗
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
certified odd-eater here.
the list is long, but the one that gets most people up in arms is how i’ll slap a kraft american single on an oatmeal cream pie and increase my joy tenfold…
i call it The Peasants Cheesecake 🤗
the list is long, but the one that gets most people up in arms is how i’ll slap a kraft american single on an oatmeal cream pie and increase my joy tenfold…
i call it The Peasants Cheesecake 🤗
i have a few of these, but the one that always comes to mind first is when i went to the theater to see paranormal activity. genuine terror was floating in the air, people left, and my partner at the time vomited on the way home because she was so scared. she was awful to me though so HA! 👻
What’s your best memory of watching a movie? I’m not asking what the best movie you’ve ever seen is, I’m asking about the experience of watching that movie. Doesn’t matter if it was in a theater or at home. What’s your favorite memory associated with watching a movie and why?
July 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i have a few of these, but the one that always comes to mind first is when i went to the theater to see paranormal activity. genuine terror was floating in the air, people left, and my partner at the time vomited on the way home because she was so scared. she was awful to me though so HA! 👻
i miss making music so bad. big smooches to all my poor creatives out there struggling to keep their sparks alive 💋
July 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i miss making music so bad. big smooches to all my poor creatives out there struggling to keep their sparks alive 💋
finally saw thunderbolts* and boy howdy do i love the presentation of sentry/the void. he’s basically just a really hot shadow 🤷🏻♀️
July 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
finally saw thunderbolts* and boy howdy do i love the presentation of sentry/the void. he’s basically just a really hot shadow 🤷🏻♀️
June 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if the new handheld from microsoft isn’t called the “Xport” i’m gonna scream 🤷🏻♀️
June 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
if the new handheld from microsoft isn’t called the “Xport” i’m gonna scream 🤷🏻♀️