Starla Mint
@itsjuststarla.bsky.social
They must have amnesia, they forgot I'm HER.
The other half of @liveforthispod.bsky.social!
The other half of @liveforthispod.bsky.social!
Yeah, sure, I’ll help you rewrite your resume. Free of charge. Within 24 hours.
Totally means text me every half hour to ask where it is.
Totally means text me every half hour to ask where it is.
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Yeah, sure, I’ll help you rewrite your resume. Free of charge. Within 24 hours.
Totally means text me every half hour to ask where it is.
Totally means text me every half hour to ask where it is.
Forever fucking tired that the reward for doing right is everything/everyone fucking you over.
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Forever fucking tired that the reward for doing right is everything/everyone fucking you over.
Thing I FULLY forgot about until I heard his dopey ass: Chris goddamn Collinsworth.
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Thing I FULLY forgot about until I heard his dopey ass: Chris goddamn Collinsworth.
I’ve manifested enough free money that I can buy the projector I want. 🥹
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I’ve manifested enough free money that I can buy the projector I want. 🥹
I hate that modern day anything is either a grift or grift-adjacent and we just have to be content with that.
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I hate that modern day anything is either a grift or grift-adjacent and we just have to be content with that.
Then, to top it off, one of your favorite artists gets such a bad dye job that now you don’t wanna see them live.
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Then, to top it off, one of your favorite artists gets such a bad dye job that now you don’t wanna see them live.
Y’ever get into such a bad mood you wanna shake someone awake to tell them about it? Just me?
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Y’ever get into such a bad mood you wanna shake someone awake to tell them about it? Just me?
I’m sleeping alone tomorrow night I s2g
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I’m sleeping alone tomorrow night I s2g
OMFG I need some god damned sleep
February 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
OMFG I need some god damned sleep
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how can we suffer these people to live among us, let alone purport to rule us? they're not just our enemies. they're an affront to the human experiment. they're hostile to all life not their own. they'd burn any number of us alive to avoid even a moment of mild discomfort. hideous
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
how can we suffer these people to live among us, let alone purport to rule us? they're not just our enemies. they're an affront to the human experiment. they're hostile to all life not their own. they'd burn any number of us alive to avoid even a moment of mild discomfort. hideous
This isn’t me pooping on D&D, btw. I just…no.
February 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
This isn’t me pooping on D&D, btw. I just…no.
I can’t fucking believe I have to go to a D&D bar for a work obligation.
February 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I can’t fucking believe I have to go to a D&D bar for a work obligation.
Re.
Heated.
Nachos.
Heated.
Nachos.
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Re.
Heated.
Nachos.
Heated.
Nachos.
When a local comedian makes a joke about a once in a lifetime Ozark situation/death and it’s unknowingly about your former colleague. 😬
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
When a local comedian makes a joke about a once in a lifetime Ozark situation/death and it’s unknowingly about your former colleague. 😬
Y’ever have anything so powerfully weird happen that you can’t *fully* explain how it moved you to tears?
February 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Y’ever have anything so powerfully weird happen that you can’t *fully* explain how it moved you to tears?
I feel like there’s a shit-load of a message from the Universe that I found Northern Flicker feathers 🪶 right outside my front door on Imbolc/February 1… (they’re so pretty, too)
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I feel like there’s a shit-load of a message from the Universe that I found Northern Flicker feathers 🪶 right outside my front door on Imbolc/February 1… (they’re so pretty, too)
I’ve always known the meaning of the word farkakte, but today I learned how to spell it.
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I’ve always known the meaning of the word farkakte, but today I learned how to spell it.
TIL about prosciutto ends???
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 PM
TIL about prosciutto ends???
Been obsessed with the Max Headroom Incident for as long as I can remember. But maybe it will happen today!
January 29, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Been obsessed with the Max Headroom Incident for as long as I can remember. But maybe it will happen today!
I woke up around 2a to discover a stinkbug in my bedroom. Too tired, I said “not tonight” and tried going back to sleep…then kept smelling it/being paranoid about it the rest of the night.
I am exhausted.
I am exhausted.
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I woke up around 2a to discover a stinkbug in my bedroom. Too tired, I said “not tonight” and tried going back to sleep…then kept smelling it/being paranoid about it the rest of the night.
I am exhausted.
I am exhausted.
Nothing like a kitten barreling down the stairs screaming to remind you…you had a glue spider trap in your office from ages ago. Guess who found it and delivered it right to me?!
January 27, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Nothing like a kitten barreling down the stairs screaming to remind you…you had a glue spider trap in your office from ages ago. Guess who found it and delivered it right to me?!
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Reposted by Starla Mint
Jane (my 16 week old girlcat) is watching the CBJ game. 🥹
January 25, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Jane (my 16 week old girlcat) is watching the CBJ game. 🥹
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Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is