Haystacks
@itshaystacks.bsky.social
Probably has a spreadsheet open. Likes to talk about politics, strategy, romance, lies, dating, video games and numbers.
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Haystacks
@itshaystacks.bsky.social
· Oct 23
please bring back media where the couples are horny and want to bang. You don't have to fill your show with gratuitous nudity to do it (altho pls do so anyway xoxo) just, it's so tiring seeing people not have any PASSION
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recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"
I'm due a reread of slaughterhouse 5, this is astonishingly good
reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm due a reread of slaughterhouse 5, this is astonishingly good
I have finally discovered the exact way I wish to be identified by men
I might need to put this all-star comment from YouTube in my bio:
“I could look at her all day but I wish she would shut the hell up”
“I could look at her all day but I wish she would shut the hell up”
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I have finally discovered the exact way I wish to be identified by men
Not my home, but I know my way around
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Not my home, but I know my way around
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when your political homie has one too many drinks
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
when your political homie has one too many drinks
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too gay for my own good but wow women
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
too gay for my own good but wow women
Ellen out here trying to give me hope
genuinely so funny that rightwingers are saying this as if it should be scary or bad lmfao
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Ellen out here trying to give me hope
technology made allegedly for our convenience is stealing the joy of experience
Just googled to check if a series finished before getting into it (I hate finding out a series got cancelled mid-watch), and google’s ai answer at the top just spoiled the ending hahahahahaha I hate ai so much
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
technology made allegedly for our convenience is stealing the joy of experience
my only two braincells reviewing every skeet and text I sent last night featuring @tophbbq.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
my only two braincells reviewing every skeet and text I sent last night featuring @tophbbq.bsky.social
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only cool & sexy people can see this post btw
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
only cool & sexy people can see this post btw
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my girlfriend did a really cute drawing of us and i am being a big homosexual about it
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
my girlfriend did a really cute drawing of us and i am being a big homosexual about it
I HATE THIS CUNT MOST
October 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I HATE THIS CUNT MOST
When I say straight women got enough shit to go through its not coz I don't love queer women, I LOVE queer women but queer women get to have other queer women and be gay together, whereas straight women really out here raw dogging life without any gay at all
October 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
When I say straight women got enough shit to go through its not coz I don't love queer women, I LOVE queer women but queer women get to have other queer women and be gay together, whereas straight women really out here raw dogging life without any gay at all
it's opinions time saddle up
why does england or any other cunt care about football
it's so slow, nothing happens for 90 minutes and then it's probably a draw
WE COULD WATCH ICE HOCKEY WHERE PEOPLE DANCE OR FIGHT DEPENDING ON THE MOOD AND EVERYONES ALWAYS SCROING
why does england or any other cunt care about football
it's so slow, nothing happens for 90 minutes and then it's probably a draw
WE COULD WATCH ICE HOCKEY WHERE PEOPLE DANCE OR FIGHT DEPENDING ON THE MOOD AND EVERYONES ALWAYS SCROING
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
it's opinions time saddle up
why does england or any other cunt care about football
it's so slow, nothing happens for 90 minutes and then it's probably a draw
WE COULD WATCH ICE HOCKEY WHERE PEOPLE DANCE OR FIGHT DEPENDING ON THE MOOD AND EVERYONES ALWAYS SCROING
why does england or any other cunt care about football
it's so slow, nothing happens for 90 minutes and then it's probably a draw
WE COULD WATCH ICE HOCKEY WHERE PEOPLE DANCE OR FIGHT DEPENDING ON THE MOOD AND EVERYONES ALWAYS SCROING
now grateful i didn have social media til i was past 30
but also coming to grips with how unberably cringe i am is HARD
too sensitive to stop loving the people i interact with
too autistic to know which ones it's appropriate to say that to
but also coming to grips with how unberably cringe i am is HARD
too sensitive to stop loving the people i interact with
too autistic to know which ones it's appropriate to say that to
October 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
now grateful i didn have social media til i was past 30
but also coming to grips with how unberably cringe i am is HARD
too sensitive to stop loving the people i interact with
too autistic to know which ones it's appropriate to say that to
but also coming to grips with how unberably cringe i am is HARD
too sensitive to stop loving the people i interact with
too autistic to know which ones it's appropriate to say that to
Beautiful news coming out of the Irish election. The Irish continue to show that they are consistently the best of us
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Beautiful news coming out of the Irish election. The Irish continue to show that they are consistently the best of us
Devastated to find I don't have a comedy answer, and in fact I'm just sexy Robert Pattinson Batman
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Devastated to find I don't have a comedy answer, and in fact I'm just sexy Robert Pattinson Batman
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OSHA is part of the government shutdown so now nothing is NSFW
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
OSHA is part of the government shutdown so now nothing is NSFW
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It's not lost on me that the part of the White House we are destroying is the part that has to do with women's history in the White House.
NEW: NBC News confirms that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, on the east side of the White House, has been destroyed as part of the demolition of the East Wing.
(📸 Getty Images)
(📸 Getty Images)
October 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It's not lost on me that the part of the White House we are destroying is the part that has to do with women's history in the White House.
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Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.
July 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.
Tidal issue #1: these two should NOT be next to each other. One night (soon), drunk Floff is gonna think "oh i like this song but it doesn't fit the playlist" and silly things will happen
October 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Tidal issue #1: these two should NOT be next to each other. One night (soon), drunk Floff is gonna think "oh i like this song but it doesn't fit the playlist" and silly things will happen
No longer comfortable being a spotify user in the wake of its ICE ads. I cancelled my sub, today's job is finding a new platform. Tried Qobuz first (seems to have the highest pay per music stream?) but it's literally missing my favourite album of the year so that's out :/
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
No longer comfortable being a spotify user in the wake of its ICE ads. I cancelled my sub, today's job is finding a new platform. Tried Qobuz first (seems to have the highest pay per music stream?) but it's literally missing my favourite album of the year so that's out :/
tragic understatement, stimulate me dear god
I am not in my overstimulated era
October 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
tragic understatement, stimulate me dear god
I'm so tired of people in media (games, films, tv, all of it) getting just increasingly hotter and hotter, but sexuality becoming repressed and more hidden. one of the best things about the simpsons is that marge and homer are so into each other, so playful ALL the time. show me more of that!
October 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I'm so tired of people in media (games, films, tv, all of it) getting just increasingly hotter and hotter, but sexuality becoming repressed and more hidden. one of the best things about the simpsons is that marge and homer are so into each other, so playful ALL the time. show me more of that!