garrett hohendorf
itsgarrett.bsky.social
garrett hohendorf
@itsgarrett.bsky.social
not a piece of shit?
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Leaving my house with the ‘don’t tread on me’ flag on it, putting on my mask and tactical gear, strapping on my weapon, and roaming the cities and towns that didn’t vote for my favorite candidate as an armed anonymous agent of the state kidnapping and shooting people who I don’t like the look of.
ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot and killed an unarmed civilian, flew a don't-tread-on-me Gadsden flag at his house, per the Daily Mail.
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Wrote about some basic misunderstandings about what it means to be an "alpha male."

badfaithtimes.com/alpha-energy...
'Alpha Energy' Is Not What You Think It Is
Senator Elissa Slotkin says Democrats need the "goddamn alpha energy" of Dan Campbell. She's half right.
badfaithtimes.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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All four of these teams won today btw
September 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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every Isaac TeSlaa catch is the greatest catch in NFL history
September 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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"Two people fighting the Bear Gulch fire on the Olympic Peninsula were arrested by federal law enforcement, in a confrontation described by firefighters and depicted in photos and video."
Federal agents arrest firefighters working on WA wildfire
Federal agents showed up northeast of Lake Cushman to check identification of crew members fighting Washington's largest active wildfire.
www.seattletimes.com
August 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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All cities are walkable if your not a bitch
July 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I only spent a little bit of time with them, but I could tell that Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson have a pretty special friendship. theringer.com/2025/01/16/n...
Playoff Paradise in the D
Catching up with Detroiters Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson, America’s funniest Lions fans
theringer.com
January 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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New for @yahoosports.bsky.social : The Pistons haven’t had real hope, or a franchise player they could grow with in a long time. Enter Cade Cunningham.

“I would love to have my own chapter.”
Cade Cunningham has taken on the challenge of being Detroit's franchise player: 'I would love to have my own chapter'
The Pistons are making noise in the East again, with their star point guard leading the way.
sports.yahoo.com
January 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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YOUR DETROIT PISTONS ARE OVER .500
January 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Im giving away the custom/autographed ElCarWash Nike AF1’s that I wore to the Lions Game Thursday night...

Must be following me here.
Must like and repost this.

Winner announced Sunday.
December 10, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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Pistons are on their way to turning things around in a big way and Cade Cunningham is awesome. It's going to be really fun to watch this team continue to grow and evolve.
December 5, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
November 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM