Just used @jameshoffmann.bsky.social meticulous French press method but with a $2 tin of pre ground dollar store generic coffee. I will not be stopped

Caritas, totally from scratch, including the tortillas

[me pulling Santa’s melted Rudolph themed fleshlight out of the dishwasher]

oh boy im for sure getting coal for christmas this year

I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated

If this place had a trending tab, I would permanently delete Twitter in under 5 seconds

Skeeting to close to the sun, on my icarus shit

Elroy is passionately watching the free people of Ireland rid themselves of their British oppressors (The Wind That Shakes The Barley 2006)

Mid

In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now

I'm a person who low key thrives arguing with strangers on the internet so that part of twitter wasn't bothering me but coming over here and not seeing nazi propaganda and crypto scams every other post made me realize how bad twitter got. This feels like old twitter more than twitter does

The giants have a bye this weekend which means they cannot hurt me

Resistance libs should be taken out back and shot

First bluesky kitty pics

I think I'm actually gonna start posting over here more than teitter starting now

Who up jorkin it?