Clay(ton) Hansen (he/him)
@itsclaytime.bsky.social
Picture it, San Francisco… 2024.
A cool January night in The Castro, early to pick up Bill from poker on Kite Hill, I walked up Noe.
Jeffrey’s windows were filled w/photos of cute “little” puppies; I told myself “Don’t stop!”
I stopped… 48 hours later 🐾
A cool January night in The Castro, early to pick up Bill from poker on Kite Hill, I walked up Noe.
Jeffrey’s windows were filled w/photos of cute “little” puppies; I told myself “Don’t stop!”
I stopped… 48 hours later 🐾
SO sorry Canada❣️
It’s bad down here, we know 😬
PLEASE hang in there, stay away & spend your dollars elsewhere ( seems to be the ONLY thing the fetid orange shitstain’s backers will understand ) and THEN when this nightmare is finally over, be patient as we clean up this 🤬 mess! 🧹
It’s bad down here, we know 😬
PLEASE hang in there, stay away & spend your dollars elsewhere ( seems to be the ONLY thing the fetid orange shitstain’s backers will understand ) and THEN when this nightmare is finally over, be patient as we clean up this 🤬 mess! 🧹
February 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM
SO sorry Canada❣️
It’s bad down here, we know 😬
PLEASE hang in there, stay away & spend your dollars elsewhere ( seems to be the ONLY thing the fetid orange shitstain’s backers will understand ) and THEN when this nightmare is finally over, be patient as we clean up this 🤬 mess! 🧹
It’s bad down here, we know 😬
PLEASE hang in there, stay away & spend your dollars elsewhere ( seems to be the ONLY thing the fetid orange shitstain’s backers will understand ) and THEN when this nightmare is finally over, be patient as we clean up this 🤬 mess! 🧹
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February 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
They’re ALL incompetent hypocritical sycophants… 🤦🏻♂️
Can’t WAIT for the MAGA Nuremberg trials… in tents hastily hoisted over the bulldozed remains of Mar-a-lago 🎪
Can’t WAIT for the MAGA Nuremberg trials… in tents hastily hoisted over the bulldozed remains of Mar-a-lago 🎪
So lying “economist” Peter Navarro is just as stupid as Pamela Jo Bondi? The Dow Jones is not “the stock market.” And it is indexed—the 50,000 doesn’t stand for $50,000.
Peter Navarro: "It's the perfect Trump economy in 2026 ... we're seeing stock market over $50,000"
February 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
They’re ALL incompetent hypocritical sycophants… 🤦🏻♂️
Can’t WAIT for the MAGA Nuremberg trials… in tents hastily hoisted over the bulldozed remains of Mar-a-lago 🎪
Can’t WAIT for the MAGA Nuremberg trials… in tents hastily hoisted over the bulldozed remains of Mar-a-lago 🎪
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Those who claim to love America the most despise every good thing it stands for.
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Those who claim to love America the most despise every good thing it stands for.
Anyone who’s JUST NOW “starting to realize what they’ve done to the country” needs to take a step back, reflect on that… quietly 😳
Then PUBLICLY apologize for their damage and offer their time & energy to HELP, again quietly - in the background, the ACTUAL opposition leaders.
🤦🏻♂️🤫🪧
Hit the streets! 🥾
Then PUBLICLY apologize for their damage and offer their time & energy to HELP, again quietly - in the background, the ACTUAL opposition leaders.
🤦🏻♂️🤫🪧
Hit the streets! 🥾
You don't even have that anymore. The tide is turning, the MAGA base is starting to realize what they've done to the country. Power-hungry Republicans have awakened to the reality that Trump spell the end of the GOP.
February 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Anyone who’s JUST NOW “starting to realize what they’ve done to the country” needs to take a step back, reflect on that… quietly 😳
Then PUBLICLY apologize for their damage and offer their time & energy to HELP, again quietly - in the background, the ACTUAL opposition leaders.
🤦🏻♂️🤫🪧
Hit the streets! 🥾
Then PUBLICLY apologize for their damage and offer their time & energy to HELP, again quietly - in the background, the ACTUAL opposition leaders.
🤦🏻♂️🤫🪧
Hit the streets! 🥾
MAGA 101:
EVERY accusation is an admission… 🤦🏻♂️
EVERY accusation is an admission… 🤦🏻♂️
The Epstein files prove that #Pizzagate was absolutely right, only they got *all* of the places and people wrong.
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
MAGA 101:
EVERY accusation is an admission… 🤦🏻♂️
EVERY accusation is an admission… 🤦🏻♂️
Fuck ICE & the twisted cabal of despicable fucks at DHS & ALL supporters / enablers of the corrupt wannabe fascist regime🖕🏻
NEW: We're asking a judge to throw out a subpoena that DHS issued to Google demanding information about our client after he emailed a government lawyer asking that a man seeking asylum be treated with dignity.
We have a First Amendment right to criticize the government without fear of retaliation.
We have a First Amendment right to criticize the government without fear of retaliation.
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Fuck ICE & the twisted cabal of despicable fucks at DHS & ALL supporters / enablers of the corrupt wannabe fascist regime🖕🏻
Tsk… what a tragically talented yet misguided man; hypocritically criticizing others for doing what he does all the time 🤦🏻♂️
And insulting intelligence while being willfully ignorant & dismissive of his own cis white heterosexual male privilege? Distasteful.
SUCH a shame; “After Life” was brilliant! 😢
And insulting intelligence while being willfully ignorant & dismissive of his own cis white heterosexual male privilege? Distasteful.
SUCH a shame; “After Life” was brilliant! 😢
Ricky Gervais called out for slamming political speeches at 2026 #Grammys
https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/03/ricky-gervais-political-speeches-2026-grammys/?utm_content=1770132004&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/03/ricky-gervais-political-speeches-2026-grammys/?utm_content=1770132004&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Ricky Gervais called out for slamming political speeches at 2026 Grammys
Ricky Gervais has taken aim at artists who used their acceptance speeches at the 2026 Grammy Awards to speak out on political issues.
www.thepinknews.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Tsk… what a tragically talented yet misguided man; hypocritically criticizing others for doing what he does all the time 🤦🏻♂️
And insulting intelligence while being willfully ignorant & dismissive of his own cis white heterosexual male privilege? Distasteful.
SUCH a shame; “After Life” was brilliant! 😢
And insulting intelligence while being willfully ignorant & dismissive of his own cis white heterosexual male privilege? Distasteful.
SUCH a shame; “After Life” was brilliant! 😢
When you christo-fascists gonna learn that while your personal religious views ARE protected, they entitle you to NOTHING outside your personal home or place of worship?
Freedom of religion INCLUDES freedom FROM it.
Go pray about it… in private; stop trying to force your beliefs on the rest of us.
Freedom of religion INCLUDES freedom FROM it.
Go pray about it… in private; stop trying to force your beliefs on the rest of us.
Court rules trans-inclusive policy does not violate Christian teacher’s rights
https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/03/court-rules-trans-inclusive-policy-does-not-violate-christian-teachers-rights/?utm_content=1770133204&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/03/court-rules-trans-inclusive-policy-does-not-violate-christian-teachers-rights/?utm_content=1770133204&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
February 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
When you christo-fascists gonna learn that while your personal religious views ARE protected, they entitle you to NOTHING outside your personal home or place of worship?
Freedom of religion INCLUDES freedom FROM it.
Go pray about it… in private; stop trying to force your beliefs on the rest of us.
Freedom of religion INCLUDES freedom FROM it.
Go pray about it… in private; stop trying to force your beliefs on the rest of us.
Funny cuz’ it’s “basically the foundation of the wretched and hypocritical ‘project 2025.’”
📝🚫🙈🙉🙊✋🏻
Have these sad christo-fascists even seen “Footloose?” 🤷🏻♂️
📝🚫🙈🙉🙊✋🏻
Have these sad christo-fascists even seen “Footloose?” 🤷🏻♂️
Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment https://theonion.com/conservatives-boycott-all-forms-of-entertainment/
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Funny cuz’ it’s “basically the foundation of the wretched and hypocritical ‘project 2025.’”
📝🚫🙈🙉🙊✋🏻
Have these sad christo-fascists even seen “Footloose?” 🤷🏻♂️
📝🚫🙈🙉🙊✋🏻
Have these sad christo-fascists even seen “Footloose?” 🤷🏻♂️
Even a broken clock is correct twice a day… 🤦🏻♂️
… honestly IDK if we should be impressed or horrified when those who previously seemed to be “as far right as possible” are speaking out against our current living nightmare 😳
… honestly IDK if we should be impressed or horrified when those who previously seemed to be “as far right as possible” are speaking out against our current living nightmare 😳
“Not so long ago, Ammon Bundy was the most famous right-wing militia leader in America … But Bundy’s criticism of the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown now threatens to make him a pariah within his own community,” Jacob Stern reports: theatln.tc/XMDp2w1x
February 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Even a broken clock is correct twice a day… 🤦🏻♂️
… honestly IDK if we should be impressed or horrified when those who previously seemed to be “as far right as possible” are speaking out against our current living nightmare 😳
… honestly IDK if we should be impressed or horrified when those who previously seemed to be “as far right as possible” are speaking out against our current living nightmare 😳
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Can’t wait for the American Nuremberg trials…
⚖️
… hopefully in tents atop a bulldozed Mar-a-Lago, financed by seized assets of the orange shitler, its crime family, cabinet & ALL the shit stain “supporters:” corrupt govt officials, insatiably greedy billionaires & project 2024 christo-fascists🖕🏻
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… hopefully in tents atop a bulldozed Mar-a-Lago, financed by seized assets of the orange shitler, its crime family, cabinet & ALL the shit stain “supporters:” corrupt govt officials, insatiably greedy billionaires & project 2024 christo-fascists🖕🏻
Someone tell Lady Dog Killer that "I was just following orders" didn't work at the first Nuremberg trials either.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Can’t wait for the American Nuremberg trials…
⚖️
… hopefully in tents atop a bulldozed Mar-a-Lago, financed by seized assets of the orange shitler, its crime family, cabinet & ALL the shit stain “supporters:” corrupt govt officials, insatiably greedy billionaires & project 2024 christo-fascists🖕🏻
⚖️
… hopefully in tents atop a bulldozed Mar-a-Lago, financed by seized assets of the orange shitler, its crime family, cabinet & ALL the shit stain “supporters:” corrupt govt officials, insatiably greedy billionaires & project 2024 christo-fascists🖕🏻
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Mark your calendars. If you thought the one *before* Minneapolis was big, just wait.
The date for the next No Kings Day is set.
But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Mark your calendars. If you thought the one *before* Minneapolis was big, just wait.
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Only two more days until you can go to an empty theater to see this cinematic masterpiece.
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Only two more days until you can go to an empty theater to see this cinematic masterpiece.
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He has to go.
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 PM
He has to go.
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When I made this in the early days of the current version of ICE, I didn't really share it much. I thought it was a bit much, overly dramatic, slightly hysterical.....they have since convinced me otherwise.
January 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
When I made this in the early days of the current version of ICE, I didn't really share it much. I thought it was a bit much, overly dramatic, slightly hysterical.....they have since convinced me otherwise.
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This is the “I canNOT believe you won’t throw the ball after late night walkies!” face… in case you might be wondering what little Miss Thea’s pouting about at, checks time, 11:15p!
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 AM
This is the “I canNOT believe you won’t throw the ball after late night walkies!” face… in case you might be wondering what little Miss Thea’s pouting about at, checks time, 11:15p!
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Sadly, it's accurate... just think were the US and the world could be if we took the alternative...
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
ALL these fucking facilitators need to be tried & punished once the hellacious nightmare ends… 🤬
December 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
ALL these fucking facilitators need to be tried & punished once the hellacious nightmare ends… 🤬
Sure… why not? 🤷🏻♂️
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Sure… why not? 🤷🏻♂️