Clay(ton) Hansen (he/him)
@itsclaytime.bsky.social
🎼 “Well we’re moving on up, mooving on up! To the bayside! To a deeluxe apartment in the sky-y-y!” 🎶
Well slap my ass & call me “Weezy!” (or is that Florence? ;- )
💊➡️🐺
Either way we’re moving 2️⃣ miles & zip code digits from Pill Hill to Jack London Square❣️
Well slap my ass & call me “Weezy!” (or is that Florence? ;- )
💊➡️🐺
Either way we’re moving 2️⃣ miles & zip code digits from Pill Hill to Jack London Square❣️
Everyone’s a wisenheimer, eh?
This morning one of the local faults thought it would be funny to shake up the ShakeOut! 🫨
Miss Thea was NOT amused being woken up during her after breakfast nap… but she remained calm.
www.shakeout.org/california/
This morning one of the local faults thought it would be funny to shake up the ShakeOut! 🫨
Miss Thea was NOT amused being woken up during her after breakfast nap… but she remained calm.
www.shakeout.org/california/
October 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Everyone’s a wisenheimer, eh?
This morning one of the local faults thought it would be funny to shake up the ShakeOut! 🫨
Miss Thea was NOT amused being woken up during her after breakfast nap… but she remained calm.
www.shakeout.org/california/
This morning one of the local faults thought it would be funny to shake up the ShakeOut! 🫨
Miss Thea was NOT amused being woken up during her after breakfast nap… but she remained calm.
www.shakeout.org/california/
And THAT’s how a responsive & proactive government should function in a democracy…
📬🗳️✅
… whatever The Bear Republic’s other issues may be — universal enfranchisement is NOT one of them 👍🏼
#YesOnProp50
#WantToEndGerrymanderingStartInTexas
📬🗳️✅
… whatever The Bear Republic’s other issues may be — universal enfranchisement is NOT one of them 👍🏼
#YesOnProp50
#WantToEndGerrymanderingStartInTexas
October 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
And THAT’s how a responsive & proactive government should function in a democracy…
📬🗳️✅
… whatever The Bear Republic’s other issues may be — universal enfranchisement is NOT one of them 👍🏼
#YesOnProp50
#WantToEndGerrymanderingStartInTexas
📬🗳️✅
… whatever The Bear Republic’s other issues may be — universal enfranchisement is NOT one of them 👍🏼
#YesOnProp50
#WantToEndGerrymanderingStartInTexas
And for no other reason than just because…
🐾🛋️🌇
… here’s a sleepy Theodosia basking in the sun❣️🌞💤
🐾🛋️🌇
… here’s a sleepy Theodosia basking in the sun❣️🌞💤
October 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And for no other reason than just because…
🐾🛋️🌇
… here’s a sleepy Theodosia basking in the sun❣️🌞💤
🐾🛋️🌇
… here’s a sleepy Theodosia basking in the sun❣️🌞💤
SO tired of these hypocrites with their moralizing hand-wringing over Prop 50 🤦🏻♂️
If gerrymandering is SO wrong ( & generally is ) WHERE’s your rabid outrage over the tangerine felon’s demand of the solicitous amoral Texas government? Not to mention the other brown nosing red states? 🤷🏻♂️
#YesOn50
🖕🏼🗳️🫡
If gerrymandering is SO wrong ( & generally is ) WHERE’s your rabid outrage over the tangerine felon’s demand of the solicitous amoral Texas government? Not to mention the other brown nosing red states? 🤷🏻♂️
#YesOn50
🖕🏼🗳️🫡
October 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
SO tired of these hypocrites with their moralizing hand-wringing over Prop 50 🤦🏻♂️
If gerrymandering is SO wrong ( & generally is ) WHERE’s your rabid outrage over the tangerine felon’s demand of the solicitous amoral Texas government? Not to mention the other brown nosing red states? 🤷🏻♂️
#YesOn50
🖕🏼🗳️🫡
If gerrymandering is SO wrong ( & generally is ) WHERE’s your rabid outrage over the tangerine felon’s demand of the solicitous amoral Texas government? Not to mention the other brown nosing red states? 🤷🏻♂️
#YesOn50
🖕🏼🗳️🫡
A camping we will go…
🚙🛣️🏕️
… hoping Misses Thea & Roxie LOVE it as much as our dearly departed Katrina & Scarlett did❣️
🐾🤞🏼🦴
Mendocino Coast, gird your loins, the gays are coming❣️
🌈🦄🏳️🌈
🚙🛣️🏕️
… hoping Misses Thea & Roxie LOVE it as much as our dearly departed Katrina & Scarlett did❣️
🐾🤞🏼🦴
Mendocino Coast, gird your loins, the gays are coming❣️
🌈🦄🏳️🌈
September 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A camping we will go…
🚙🛣️🏕️
… hoping Misses Thea & Roxie LOVE it as much as our dearly departed Katrina & Scarlett did❣️
🐾🤞🏼🦴
Mendocino Coast, gird your loins, the gays are coming❣️
🌈🦄🏳️🌈
🚙🛣️🏕️
… hoping Misses Thea & Roxie LOVE it as much as our dearly departed Katrina & Scarlett did❣️
🐾🤞🏼🦴
Mendocino Coast, gird your loins, the gays are coming❣️
🌈🦄🏳️🌈
It’s as if Mother Nature is trying to create the “perfect storm” for a massive sinus infection… 😖
Ugh!
And NOT that I don’t appreciate a cool down 😎 it’s all just a bit frenetic, eh? 🤪
Ugh!
And NOT that I don’t appreciate a cool down 😎 it’s all just a bit frenetic, eh? 🤪
September 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It’s as if Mother Nature is trying to create the “perfect storm” for a massive sinus infection… 😖
Ugh!
And NOT that I don’t appreciate a cool down 😎 it’s all just a bit frenetic, eh? 🤪
Ugh!
And NOT that I don’t appreciate a cool down 😎 it’s all just a bit frenetic, eh? 🤪
And just like that… WIDE awake 😳
🫨
First quake eight stories up?
🎱
“Without a doubt.”
🫨
First quake eight stories up?
🎱
“Without a doubt.”
September 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
And just like that… WIDE awake 😳
🫨
First quake eight stories up?
🎱
“Without a doubt.”
🫨
First quake eight stories up?
🎱
“Without a doubt.”
Glad to have THAT experience behind her…
💩🩺💉
… an indignant Theodosia’s Husky DNA has kicked in on the mush, er… um, walk home 🐾
💩🩺💉
… an indignant Theodosia’s Husky DNA has kicked in on the mush, er… um, walk home 🐾
September 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Glad to have THAT experience behind her…
💩🩺💉
… an indignant Theodosia’s Husky DNA has kicked in on the mush, er… um, walk home 🐾
💩🩺💉
… an indignant Theodosia’s Husky DNA has kicked in on the mush, er… um, walk home 🐾
Miss Thea’s not sure what to make of the new Veterinarian office in her new neighborhood… but trooper that she is heard the request to bring a fresh stool sample!
Take you pick Vet Tech: 1, 2, 3 OR all of the above 💩
Take you pick Vet Tech: 1, 2, 3 OR all of the above 💩
September 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Miss Thea’s not sure what to make of the new Veterinarian office in her new neighborhood… but trooper that she is heard the request to bring a fresh stool sample!
Take you pick Vet Tech: 1, 2, 3 OR all of the above 💩
Take you pick Vet Tech: 1, 2, 3 OR all of the above 💩
Not sure if Thea’s gonna be “talking to me,” aka making eye contact, again ANY time soon…
😒
HOW did we get here?
• she WAS technically“outside” our unit;
• I’ve tired mopping up piss by the 8th floor elevator;
SO I had a thought 🤔
What IF I add 1️⃣ binder clip ➕ Bill’s old underwear from the rag bin 🟰
😒
HOW did we get here?
• she WAS technically“outside” our unit;
• I’ve tired mopping up piss by the 8th floor elevator;
SO I had a thought 🤔
What IF I add 1️⃣ binder clip ➕ Bill’s old underwear from the rag bin 🟰
September 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Not sure if Thea’s gonna be “talking to me,” aka making eye contact, again ANY time soon…
😒
HOW did we get here?
• she WAS technically“outside” our unit;
• I’ve tired mopping up piss by the 8th floor elevator;
SO I had a thought 🤔
What IF I add 1️⃣ binder clip ➕ Bill’s old underwear from the rag bin 🟰
😒
HOW did we get here?
• she WAS technically“outside” our unit;
• I’ve tired mopping up piss by the 8th floor elevator;
SO I had a thought 🤔
What IF I add 1️⃣ binder clip ➕ Bill’s old underwear from the rag bin 🟰
I am always VERY appreciative of the excellent healthcare I receive at the VA Hospital in SF 🫡
And the views? Unbeatable 🌊
Which I guess helps soften the blow of complete clinical honesty… 😳
… today’s Dermatology assessment: “Sir, ya OLD!” 👴🏼
( Obvo NOT in those EXACT words, but the meaning? Clear! )
And the views? Unbeatable 🌊
Which I guess helps soften the blow of complete clinical honesty… 😳
… today’s Dermatology assessment: “Sir, ya OLD!” 👴🏼
( Obvo NOT in those EXACT words, but the meaning? Clear! )
August 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I am always VERY appreciative of the excellent healthcare I receive at the VA Hospital in SF 🫡
And the views? Unbeatable 🌊
Which I guess helps soften the blow of complete clinical honesty… 😳
… today’s Dermatology assessment: “Sir, ya OLD!” 👴🏼
( Obvo NOT in those EXACT words, but the meaning? Clear! )
And the views? Unbeatable 🌊
Which I guess helps soften the blow of complete clinical honesty… 😳
… today’s Dermatology assessment: “Sir, ya OLD!” 👴🏼
( Obvo NOT in those EXACT words, but the meaning? Clear! )
TGIF?!?
Little Miss Thea’s not thanking ANYone for THIS start to her day…
🚨😳🚒
… as for me, just grateful I made it down 8 flights of stairs at 5:45 a.m. w/o incident and that we had a home to come back to 🙏🏼👍🏼
Little Miss Thea’s not thanking ANYone for THIS start to her day…
🚨😳🚒
… as for me, just grateful I made it down 8 flights of stairs at 5:45 a.m. w/o incident and that we had a home to come back to 🙏🏼👍🏼
August 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
TGIF?!?
Little Miss Thea’s not thanking ANYone for THIS start to her day…
🚨😳🚒
… as for me, just grateful I made it down 8 flights of stairs at 5:45 a.m. w/o incident and that we had a home to come back to 🙏🏼👍🏼
Little Miss Thea’s not thanking ANYone for THIS start to her day…
🚨😳🚒
… as for me, just grateful I made it down 8 flights of stairs at 5:45 a.m. w/o incident and that we had a home to come back to 🙏🏼👍🏼
Miss Thea wants to know WHAT I was doing down there?
Had I not JUST said “ALL the way up!” at the bottom of the stairs while turning off the light?!
What could be SO important that I would go “all the way down” again?!?
💭🐾❔
“Hoomans are confusing and confounding creatures… “ — My Dear Theodosia
Had I not JUST said “ALL the way up!” at the bottom of the stairs while turning off the light?!
What could be SO important that I would go “all the way down” again?!?
💭🐾❔
“Hoomans are confusing and confounding creatures… “ — My Dear Theodosia
August 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Miss Thea wants to know WHAT I was doing down there?
Had I not JUST said “ALL the way up!” at the bottom of the stairs while turning off the light?!
What could be SO important that I would go “all the way down” again?!?
💭🐾❔
“Hoomans are confusing and confounding creatures… “ — My Dear Theodosia
Had I not JUST said “ALL the way up!” at the bottom of the stairs while turning off the light?!
What could be SO important that I would go “all the way down” again?!?
💭🐾❔
“Hoomans are confusing and confounding creatures… “ — My Dear Theodosia
Thea’s made herself at home at the Dyson Service Center… which I guess belongs to HER now! 😜
August 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Thea’s made herself at home at the Dyson Service Center… which I guess belongs to HER now! 😜
My neighbor attended a “semi underground” performance of Mayan refugees (not advertised widely in fear of the fetid orange “toupéd fucktrumpet’s”* wannabe amerikan gestapo raiding it) 🤦🏻♂️
They handed out this beautiful poster on sturdy paper, which she shared with me❣️
🕊️🇵🇸☮️
* ya gotta love the Scots 🏴
They handed out this beautiful poster on sturdy paper, which she shared with me❣️
🕊️🇵🇸☮️
* ya gotta love the Scots 🏴
August 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My neighbor attended a “semi underground” performance of Mayan refugees (not advertised widely in fear of the fetid orange “toupéd fucktrumpet’s”* wannabe amerikan gestapo raiding it) 🤦🏻♂️
They handed out this beautiful poster on sturdy paper, which she shared with me❣️
🕊️🇵🇸☮️
* ya gotta love the Scots 🏴
They handed out this beautiful poster on sturdy paper, which she shared with me❣️
🕊️🇵🇸☮️
* ya gotta love the Scots 🏴
One of my Dear Theodosia’s MANY many charms is that she always knows when her car is approaching a place she’s been before; today it was the VA for my annual Pulmonary Function Test (PFT) which she closely supervised - esp. when I got sealed in a tube for a bit?!? (she made sure I was released! ;- )
August 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
One of my Dear Theodosia’s MANY many charms is that she always knows when her car is approaching a place she’s been before; today it was the VA for my annual Pulmonary Function Test (PFT) which she closely supervised - esp. when I got sealed in a tube for a bit?!? (she made sure I was released! ;- )
Excited to see Leanne Morgan at The Paramount with @lfong99.bsky.social❣️🎤👏🏼
August 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Excited to see Leanne Morgan at The Paramount with @lfong99.bsky.social❣️🎤👏🏼
Knowing & anticipating a thing… is not the same as experiencing it: abstract v reality.
Moving from a 1st floor unit & a walk out patio w/a nearby drain made twilight “click clacks,” the sound of a pacing dog needing to go potty, easy… lazy 🚪🐾💩
Our 1st 430a 8 story descent to potty? Fascinating 🛗🥱🌃
Moving from a 1st floor unit & a walk out patio w/a nearby drain made twilight “click clacks,” the sound of a pacing dog needing to go potty, easy… lazy 🚪🐾💩
Our 1st 430a 8 story descent to potty? Fascinating 🛗🥱🌃
July 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Knowing & anticipating a thing… is not the same as experiencing it: abstract v reality.
Moving from a 1st floor unit & a walk out patio w/a nearby drain made twilight “click clacks,” the sound of a pacing dog needing to go potty, easy… lazy 🚪🐾💩
Our 1st 430a 8 story descent to potty? Fascinating 🛗🥱🌃
Moving from a 1st floor unit & a walk out patio w/a nearby drain made twilight “click clacks,” the sound of a pacing dog needing to go potty, easy… lazy 🚪🐾💩
Our 1st 430a 8 story descent to potty? Fascinating 🛗🥱🌃
All change is hard, even the good ones, so sometimes ya just gotta take a break from your adult responsibilities, have some childish fun and enjoy the little things 🤭
Eh @bvig01.bsky.social?
Eh @bvig01.bsky.social?
July 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
All change is hard, even the good ones, so sometimes ya just gotta take a break from your adult responsibilities, have some childish fun and enjoy the little things 🤭
Eh @bvig01.bsky.social?
Eh @bvig01.bsky.social?
JUST back from a LOVELY brunch with @bvig01.bsky.social & @tmurphree3006.bsky.social at The Home of Chicken and Waffles❣️
🍗🍽️🧇
🍗🍽️🧇
July 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
JUST back from a LOVELY brunch with @bvig01.bsky.social & @tmurphree3006.bsky.social at The Home of Chicken and Waffles❣️
🍗🍽️🧇
🍗🍽️🧇
TFW your friend says “I’d L🩵VE to come see your new place while I’m in town…”
🤗🪛😜
… and then they show up with tools to take your shelves* OFF the wall to take home with them!?! 🤭
@tmurphree3006.bsky.social!!!
* the ones you offered up earlier 😉
🤗🪛😜
… and then they show up with tools to take your shelves* OFF the wall to take home with them!?! 🤭
@tmurphree3006.bsky.social!!!
* the ones you offered up earlier 😉
July 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
TFW your friend says “I’d L🩵VE to come see your new place while I’m in town…”
🤗🪛😜
… and then they show up with tools to take your shelves* OFF the wall to take home with them!?! 🤭
@tmurphree3006.bsky.social!!!
* the ones you offered up earlier 😉
🤗🪛😜
… and then they show up with tools to take your shelves* OFF the wall to take home with them!?! 🤭
@tmurphree3006.bsky.social!!!
* the ones you offered up earlier 😉
TFW when the:
• to-do listsss are SO long 😫
• ADDs are strong 🪩
• old place is starting to look like you MIGHT have been robbed? 😳
• pooch is modeling the behavior you REALLY want to be doing instead 💤
“THESE are the times that try men's souls.” Thomas Paine
“I want fried chicken now!” - Jujubee 🍗
• to-do listsss are SO long 😫
• ADDs are strong 🪩
• old place is starting to look like you MIGHT have been robbed? 😳
• pooch is modeling the behavior you REALLY want to be doing instead 💤
“THESE are the times that try men's souls.” Thomas Paine
“I want fried chicken now!” - Jujubee 🍗
July 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
TFW when the:
• to-do listsss are SO long 😫
• ADDs are strong 🪩
• old place is starting to look like you MIGHT have been robbed? 😳
• pooch is modeling the behavior you REALLY want to be doing instead 💤
“THESE are the times that try men's souls.” Thomas Paine
“I want fried chicken now!” - Jujubee 🍗
• to-do listsss are SO long 😫
• ADDs are strong 🪩
• old place is starting to look like you MIGHT have been robbed? 😳
• pooch is modeling the behavior you REALLY want to be doing instead 💤
“THESE are the times that try men's souls.” Thomas Paine
“I want fried chicken now!” - Jujubee 🍗
TFW when your ADD addled brain confronts, on Monday, the ambitious plans it made the Friday before when it decided to swap linens on the bed, doggo’s couch & bathroom… but promptly forgot about it the ENTIRE weekend.
😳
Oh… and those mustard sheets? 🤷🏻♂️ They’re from the LAST time you did this! 🤦🏻♂️
🧺🧺🧺
😳
Oh… and those mustard sheets? 🤷🏻♂️ They’re from the LAST time you did this! 🤦🏻♂️
🧺🧺🧺
June 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
TFW when your ADD addled brain confronts, on Monday, the ambitious plans it made the Friday before when it decided to swap linens on the bed, doggo’s couch & bathroom… but promptly forgot about it the ENTIRE weekend.
😳
Oh… and those mustard sheets? 🤷🏻♂️ They’re from the LAST time you did this! 🤦🏻♂️
🧺🧺🧺
😳
Oh… and those mustard sheets? 🤷🏻♂️ They’re from the LAST time you did this! 🤦🏻♂️
🧺🧺🧺
My poor therapist has NO idea what’s coming their way tomorrow…
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May 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My poor therapist has NO idea what’s coming their way tomorrow…
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