Atlas Shrugged
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And all the professional conspiracy theorists I've known are the calmest they've ever been.
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
And all the professional conspiracy theorists I've known are the calmest they've ever been.
They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs!
January 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs!
My Atlas is at an emergency vet right now. I'm trying not to freak out.
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
My Atlas is at an emergency vet right now. I'm trying not to freak out.
She gave him the medal and he still said FTB. He still says she's not going to lead the country she is the rightful president of.
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 9:10 AM
She gave him the medal and he still said FTB. He still says she's not going to lead the country she is the rightful president of.
King Atlas and his queens.
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
King Atlas and his queens.
Atlas' new girlfriends have arrived! Sable is cute and playful while Willow is intense but needs hook the pipes back up to her motor. She has a very loud purr.
January 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Atlas' new girlfriends have arrived! Sable is cute and playful while Willow is intense but needs hook the pipes back up to her motor. She has a very loud purr.
So the news papers were told but congress wasn't? Seems legit. 🤨
NYT, WaPo learned of the secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin but held off publishing what they had at the administration's request to avoid endangering US troops
January 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
So the news papers were told but congress wasn't? Seems legit. 🤨
This proper boy wishes you all a happy new year! Bastet smiles on us this day.
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 AM
This proper boy wishes you all a happy new year! Bastet smiles on us this day.
🚨🚨 Toe bean alert! Toe bean alert! 🚨🚨
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
🚨🚨 Toe bean alert! Toe bean alert! 🚨🚨
This hero woke his dad up by slapping him in the face with his oversized paws. "Wake up dad, you forgot to set your alarm for work!"
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This hero woke his dad up by slapping him in the face with his oversized paws. "Wake up dad, you forgot to set your alarm for work!"
Getting comfy this morning with a few toys
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Getting comfy this morning with a few toys
Here I am two days before i get picked up by my new dad
December 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Here I am two days before i get picked up by my new dad
TSO live tonight from OKC
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
TSO live tonight from OKC
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November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We used to have a chocolate lab that would go to the end of the cabinets and look in when you told her "out of the kitchen." Miss you Nelly.
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We used to have a chocolate lab that would go to the end of the cabinets and look in when you told her "out of the kitchen." Miss you Nelly.
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Theory: cats can have ADHD too
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Theory: cats can have ADHD too
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The neurospicy urge to organize everything then get overwhelmed and organize nothing.
October 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The neurospicy urge to organize everything then get overwhelmed and organize nothing.
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Indirectly calling your dog! 🥰🤣
October 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Indirectly calling your dog! 🥰🤣
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Autistic kid: *exists*
Society: Everything you're doing is wrong. Stop it.
Autistic kid: I don't understand. Why?
Society: You should KNOW why. Seriously stop it. All of it. *gestures*
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Society: Everything you're doing is wrong. Stop it.
Autistic kid: I don't understand. Why?
Society: You should KNOW why. Seriously stop it. All of it. *gestures*
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September 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Autistic kid: *exists*
Society: Everything you're doing is wrong. Stop it.
Autistic kid: I don't understand. Why?
Society: You should KNOW why. Seriously stop it. All of it. *gestures*
↓
Society: Everything you're doing is wrong. Stop it.
Autistic kid: I don't understand. Why?
Society: You should KNOW why. Seriously stop it. All of it. *gestures*
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