Nancy and Lottie
@nancyandlottie.bsky.social
Two hapless labradors: Nancy is the eleven year old black dog with some sense, Lottie is the ten year old brown whirling banshee with absolutely none.
A polite enquiry about sharesies
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A polite enquiry about sharesies
Putting the “doh!” into donut
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Putting the “doh!” into donut
Nancy is an artist and Lottie is her canvas
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Nancy is an artist and Lottie is her canvas
She’s just a girl, standing in front of a girl, asking her for dinner
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
She’s just a girl, standing in front of a girl, asking her for dinner
Guess who’s back, back again
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Guess who’s back, back again
Belly rubs are being demanded
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Belly rubs are being demanded
The dogs had duck for dinner again tonight. Sound up to hear Lottie’s food review.
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The dogs had duck for dinner again tonight. Sound up to hear Lottie’s food review.
Following a series of unfortunate events two sources are describing as “the best day ever”, the dogs are having duck for dinner
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Following a series of unfortunate events two sources are describing as “the best day ever”, the dogs are having duck for dinner
Buddy has some feedback for his hostesses
November 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Buddy has some feedback for his hostesses
Every evening for the next week or so I will have to explain why I haven’t laid on a parade of overexcited child visitors for them to greet
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Every evening for the next week or so I will have to explain why I haven’t laid on a parade of overexcited child visitors for them to greet
Trick or treat!
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Trick or treat!
We’ve reached the point of winter hibernation where me putting on non-dog walking shoes is greeted like this:
October 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We’ve reached the point of winter hibernation where me putting on non-dog walking shoes is greeted like this:
Nancy *knows* you want her perfect polar bear pillow and she’s sleeping with one eye open.
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Nancy *knows* you want her perfect polar bear pillow and she’s sleeping with one eye open.
At least you don’t have to share your bed with this space invader
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
At least you don’t have to share your bed with this space invader
Lottie’s annual day of torment, the day the clocks go back. Extremely tough day to be a little chocolate dog whose belly says it’s dinner time and that the clocks are lying.
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Lottie’s annual day of torment, the day the clocks go back. Extremely tough day to be a little chocolate dog whose belly says it’s dinner time and that the clocks are lying.
Lottie is not open to suggestions about bed space usage thank you very much
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Lottie is not open to suggestions about bed space usage thank you very much
Sometimes an emergency occurs where a little chocolate Labrador who needs pets is not in receipt of pets
October 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Sometimes an emergency occurs where a little chocolate Labrador who needs pets is not in receipt of pets
My weighted blanket is a funny shape. It also snores.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My weighted blanket is a funny shape. It also snores.
“And where do you think you are going?”
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“And where do you think you are going?”
Like a black and white movie starlet (and with the snore to prove it)
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Like a black and white movie starlet (and with the snore to prove it)
I feel like people don’t believe that they deliberately hold paws
October 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I feel like people don’t believe that they deliberately hold paws
Nancy was playing in this fairy garden with her favourite little people but then they had to go home. She’s hoping if she just waits long enough they’ll come back.
October 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Nancy was playing in this fairy garden with her favourite little people but then they had to go home. She’s hoping if she just waits long enough they’ll come back.
It took three of us to hold her down but Lottie is very pleased with the outcome of her pedicure
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It took three of us to hold her down but Lottie is very pleased with the outcome of her pedicure
“Do you want to go for a pedicure?”
October 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
“Do you want to go for a pedicure?”