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Alyse likes to ✨️Query✨️
@itinerantginger.bsky.social
I teach and write queer romance.

That's it, that's the bio

After The Lich Queen's Demise is in the Query Trenches now!
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THREE'S THE SEASON: Contemporary Queer RomCom WIP

Hallmark Movie but make it Poly ;)

After suffering a humiliating public meltdown, a widowed lawyer seeks solace with her two best friends - only to be caught off guard by unexpected romantic feelings.

Querying soon!
#Bluepit📖 #W #A #LGBT
Hallmark Meets Poly: THREE'S THE SEASON

Grieving lawyer Charlotte enlists her 2 best friends to finish her late husband's last wish: the Christmas List. When unexpected romantic feelings emerge she'll have to decide whether to risk her found family for a second chance at love.

#QuestPit #W #A #R
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
This one is easy! Three's the Season is a queer romance with Hallmark Christmas vibes!

Griveing lawyer Charlotte embarks on a Christmas activities marathon but when she enlists the help of her best friends she might just end up with a second chance at romance!
Last one of the day!!
#questpit question number 3:

Is winter prevalent in your story? If not, how would it impact your story? (and if so explain a little :))
January 27, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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If the US can abolish USAID, we can sure as shit abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I love Virginia politics. I love that one weekend everyone is pearl clutching because what will our first lady governor wear to her inauguration if the state protocols mandate a morning suit.

Then the next week we a senior state dem calling our dem senators cucks

Our beautiful commonwealth
January 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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🧹 EARLY MAGIC 🧹

Mean Girls X Practical Magic
With Surfing

When a cocksure witch loses her magic to a cunning daemon, she hatches a plan to steal it back—betraying a grieving classmate who’s only just discovered the world of magic.

#BluePit📖 #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #Q #F #YA #Querying #witch
January 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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If Andy Weir and Ali Hazelwood cowrote a novel, it would be CHEMPORTAL.

In this sci-fi romcom with real chemistry, two awkward scientists living in an alternate Toronto must overcome their mutual dislike to save the world from starvation.

#Q #A #SF #R #BluePit #BluePit📖
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Currently querying CHEMPORTAL, a grounded sci-fi romance with real chemistry.

Two awkward scientists battle time, doomsday cults, corporations, and their own hearts to save the world.

- Enemies(ish) to lovers
- Mistaken identity
- Family and friendship
- Not actually about portals
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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When marauders menace her village, an empath-scholar leads an odyssey across the climate-ravaged former US to retrieve a rumored key to peace, before her people are obliterated.

Clan of the Cave Bear x A Psalm for the Wild-Built

🔮 #EarthMagic
🌪️ #CliFi
🌷 #Hopepunk
#F #BluePit📖 #SP #Q #BluePit
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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DUNE X THE UNBROKEN
Those born with psychic gifts are conscripted into a guild to defend their home mysterious strangers prophesied in visions. Even if it means submitting to a Guildmaster who would rather the city burn than admit defeat.
"Monsters make Monsters"
#Q #BluePit #F #AgentsGuide
January 13, 2026 at 9:59 AM
THREE'S THE SEASON: The Agent Guide!

Hallmark Movie but make it Poly ;)

After suffering a humiliating public meltdown, a widowed lawyer seeks solace with her two best friends - only to be caught off guard by unexpected romantic feelings.

Querying soon!
#Bluepit📖 #W #A #LGBT
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Meet the characters of THREE'S THE SEASON

Charlotte: Overworked but not underpaid widowed lawyer

After suffering a humiliating gingerbread themed breakdown seeks solace from her friends Dax (coolest queer in DC) and their wife Jessa-Lynn (OG cottagecore lesbian)

Querying soon!
#Bluepit📖 #W #A
January 13, 2026 at 5:30 AM
THREE'S THE SEASON: Contemporary Queer RomCom WIP

Hallmark Movie but make it Poly ;)

After suffering a humiliating public meltdown, a widowed lawyer seeks solace with her two best friends - only to be caught off guard by unexpected romantic feelings.

Querying soon!
#Bluepit📖 #W #A #LGBT
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Hi #BluePitHype!

My name is Alyse. I write all things queer romance! My cozy fantasy mm romance is in the Query Trenches now. I'm looking forward to editing my contemporary Christmas RomCom that ends in a triad! I have loved every minute of writing my poly forward romance 💖
Welcome to the first day of #BluePitHype! It's only 5 days to #BluePit on January 13th! So, join us for our Q&A!

DAY ONE: Introductions

Tell us who you are! Make some new friends!

We can't wait to meet you and your stories!

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #GameDev #TTRPG #Comic #AmQuerying
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I need a mini series of this book now.
And I need Olivia Coleman to play Grace Forsythe
And I need NEED Diane Morgan to play Jennifer Hallet

(I know the ages don't quite work. I don't care)
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Glen Beck: my GenAI Founding Fathers chatbot can allow you to have a conversation with George Washington!
The commonwealth of Virginia: like Colonial Williamsburg???
GB: well like a podcast
VA: LIKE THE JEFFERSON HOUR?!

This skeet is gold for like 3 people
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Kind of bums me out that Rian Johnson was raised Protestant. After watching "Wake Up Dead Man" I really thought we had some shared trauma
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I feel like Sylvester and Charlotte are actually pretty similar here.

Charlotte has a condo, Sylvester has a townhouse. They each live alone and struggle to make meaningful connections. They both live in bustling cities, but feel alone.

Main difference? Sylvester is a wizard lol
Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters

What is your character's living situation like?

Do they have roommates? Pets? Live with family? Alone in a mansion? On the road? On a ship? Other?

Are they happy where they are, or striving for something else?

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
3 weeks ago I finished the first draft of this bad boy. It needs a lot of work but I'm excited for what the future holds for these three!

I feel like I often get stuck in "the next thing" mode and not taking time to celebrate my wins. Finishing the 1st draft of my 3rd novel is, definitely, a win
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I love the San Diego Zoo podcast. But I feel a jolt of shame every time that they're like "tell the kids at home!" It reminds me that I am in fact listening to a podcast for children....
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Gofundme but it's to pay people to follow Elon Musk around and sing about how much he sucks ala The #MuppetChristmasCarol
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is obviously about a little girl seeing her dad dressed as Santa

Yes but have you considered??

open.spotify.com/track/46IzzV...
Santa Stole My Lady
open.spotify.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You ever notice how Law and Order SVU consistently cast less conventionally attractive actors as defense attorneys...
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The Italian greyhound because nature asked "what if a dog was just anxiety incarnate?"

#NationalDogShow
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
'Tis the Season for Christmas RomComs!

Charlotte and her best friends are working through her late husband's final gift to her: a marathon of Christmas activities! With romance in the air, she'll have to decide between staying just friends or risking a second chance at love!

#WIPPIT #A #R
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
People hate NPR because they are the only news organization dedicated to telling the hard truths!
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Nov 22
Part two of Jon M. Chu's splashy musical doesn't justify its own full-length movie, but it's clearly been made with love — and a deep commitment to the spirit of the material.
'Wicked: For Good': This all could've been just one good movie
Part two of Jon M. Chu's splashy musical doesn't justify its own full-length movie, but it's clearly been made with love — and a deep commitment to the spirit of the material.
n.pr
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM