Ryan
@ithinkimparanoid.bsky.social
Just another gay in Seattle 🏳️🌈
Occasionally NSFW - You've been warned ⚠️
SC👻: ryinthepnw
Occasionally NSFW - You've been warned ⚠️
SC👻: ryinthepnw
The Pitt Episode 2 😳😯
January 17, 2026 at 6:38 AM
The Pitt Episode 2 😳😯
Starting to feel the Winter blues 🫤
two peanuts characters walking in the snow with the words " i always end up feeling depressed "
ALT: two peanuts characters walking in the snow with the words " i always end up feeling depressed "
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January 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Starting to feel the Winter blues 🫤
Where are all these supposed secret assassins in the world like they have on tv/movies? Why hasn't anyone taken him out yet!?
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Where are all these supposed secret assassins in the world like they have on tv/movies? Why hasn't anyone taken him out yet!?
Wishing you a Happy New Year now cuz, this tired boy will soon be asleep on the couch 🥳
Have a fun and safe night, beautiful people in my phone 😁
Have a fun and safe night, beautiful people in my phone 😁
January 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Wishing you a Happy New Year now cuz, this tired boy will soon be asleep on the couch 🥳
Have a fun and safe night, beautiful people in my phone 😁
Have a fun and safe night, beautiful people in my phone 😁
Just saying hey 👋🏼
December 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Just saying hey 👋🏼
Why does being a responsible, hard working adult feel like such a punishment? 😮💨
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Why does being a responsible, hard working adult feel like such a punishment? 😮💨
What five events defined your childhood?
- 1994 Northridge earthquake
- Rodney King case/ LA riots
- Gulf War
- AOL/ rise of the internet revolution
- OJ Simpson
- 1994 Northridge earthquake
- Rodney King case/ LA riots
- Gulf War
- AOL/ rise of the internet revolution
- OJ Simpson
What five events defined your childhood?
• People Power Revolution 🇵🇭
• Nintendo
• Gulf War
• Mt. Pinatubo eruption
• Mara Clara
• People Power Revolution 🇵🇭
• Nintendo
• Gulf War
• Mt. Pinatubo eruption
• Mara Clara
What five events defined your childhood?
1. Princess Diana’s death
2. 9/11
3. Rise of Apple and the iPod
4. Iraq War
5. Hurricane Katrina
1. Princess Diana’s death
2. 9/11
3. Rise of Apple and the iPod
4. Iraq War
5. Hurricane Katrina
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What five events defined your childhood?
- 1994 Northridge earthquake
- Rodney King case/ LA riots
- Gulf War
- AOL/ rise of the internet revolution
- OJ Simpson
- 1994 Northridge earthquake
- Rodney King case/ LA riots
- Gulf War
- AOL/ rise of the internet revolution
- OJ Simpson
If you take away the hot guys and softcore porn, Heated Rivalry is really dull and flat.
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If you take away the hot guys and softcore porn, Heated Rivalry is really dull and flat.
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’Tis the damn season! 🎄
For the next two weeks, I’m offering two 90-minute sessions for $360 (about $100 off). Use them anytime, for yourself or as a gift for someone special. 🎁
Book through the link in my bio— looking forward to getting in touch with your body!
For the next two weeks, I’m offering two 90-minute sessions for $360 (about $100 off). Use them anytime, for yourself or as a gift for someone special. 🎁
Book through the link in my bio— looking forward to getting in touch with your body!
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
’Tis the damn season! 🎄
For the next two weeks, I’m offering two 90-minute sessions for $360 (about $100 off). Use them anytime, for yourself or as a gift for someone special. 🎁
Book through the link in my bio— looking forward to getting in touch with your body!
For the next two weeks, I’m offering two 90-minute sessions for $360 (about $100 off). Use them anytime, for yourself or as a gift for someone special. 🎁
Book through the link in my bio— looking forward to getting in touch with your body!
I didn't receive my packet of grinch salt for my fries in my grinch meal. That's half the reason to get the damn thing
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December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I didn't receive my packet of grinch salt for my fries in my grinch meal. That's half the reason to get the damn thing
How do tv shows go from 23 episodes a season to now 8! I feel like I'm being bamboozled here.
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
How do tv shows go from 23 episodes a season to now 8! I feel like I'm being bamboozled here.
I think this is the gayest #mydeezeryear has ever been.
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I think this is the gayest #mydeezeryear has ever been.
Feeling the Sunday scaries after having a week off. Can't do this work thing anymore, sigh 🫤
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Feeling the Sunday scaries after having a week off. Can't do this work thing anymore, sigh 🫤
Over 40 drop a selfie
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November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Over 40 drop a selfie
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me when i post on bluesky and it gets more than 8 likes
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
me when i post on bluesky and it gets more than 8 likes
Definition of me
I love vibing at home, in my own space, doing my own thing. No drama, no noise, just me, my peace, my snacks, and zero obligations. I enjoy my own company way too much to be out chasing chaos
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Definition of me
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Insomnia suuuuucks
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November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Insomnia suuuuucks
Who would've thought trying to update my email address on things today would completely send me over the edge.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Who would've thought trying to update my email address on things today would completely send me over the edge.
My first tree in three years, since my marriage ended. Christmas still feels weird as,it use to be my wedding anniversary but, life goes on and I will try to enjoy the holiday season this year🎄
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My first tree in three years, since my marriage ended. Christmas still feels weird as,it use to be my wedding anniversary but, life goes on and I will try to enjoy the holiday season this year🎄
And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know