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Dicksy Kong
@badnanza.com
🌈 Performative faggot
🐉 Tatt-thusiast
🪨 Sentient rock
🎮 SMB2: Lost Levels purist
🧱 LEGO manchild ‘till death
📮 Glory to Master Kohga
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I’d love some Switch 2 bloomfs 😘😘😘 add me.
‘Sup, monocrhomos? 🖤🩶🤍
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I just wanna build my mom a house and have her set for the rest of her life with everything she’ll ever need. Including a tech nerd for all her ‘Dooonnnnn I can’t remember my password” needs. That’s all.
You have been cursed. You somehow acquired vast wealth and in order to stave off the madness associated with it (and thus use it for good), you have to fund eccentric and ridiculous art prizes.

What kind of thing are you commissioning?
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don’t seem to learn from OF-bait asshole followage. Fucking users.
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What #softcocksaturday you expect me to comply with?
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
BB Pancakes is therapeutic
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Black salt rim is 🔥
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Soooooo sorry for the lack of posts, been real busy.

Hope this #fcf makes it up 🥳
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
It’s timeeeeee 🎶🎄
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Top 5 best 😬🤤
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I can’t put this game down, it’s too fucking cinema 😭⚡️
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone 🤳

2014 🥴
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s #fcf, I need services.
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
👉🏼💁🏻‍♂️👈🏼
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Apologies for being kinda dormant (for a day lol), Age of Imprisonment just dropped and I am musou horny 🥴🎮⚔️
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Chests are front humps. Enjoy this classic. Also took it on a #humpday so that counts 🤭
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
BREAKING: I didn’t skip the gym AND hopped next door for some fried rice, FUIYOHHHH
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Uncle Roger’s egg fried rice videos are making me want to skip my workout 🥵
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍 Much better! #mcm
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
🖤🩶🤍 I feel a little empty and misanthropic today.
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Your undie made it just in time for #SundayCumday @poshscot.bsky.social 🥵😮‍💨💦💦💦
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I wanna guest on IHIP just to share how much I’ve had it with resistive stupidity from coworkers.
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I need to admit to having a car backseat fetish 😭😈🥵
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Post your favorite Halloween costume you’ve worn.
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey #Fatcocktober it’s been real 🥹💦
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM