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A People Magazine headline I read today
“Aubrey Plaza had been separated from husband Jeff Baena for 4 months before his death, autopsy confirms”
- what the hell does this mean ??
“Aubrey Plaza had been separated from husband Jeff Baena for 4 months before his death, autopsy confirms”
- what the hell does this mean ??
March 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A People Magazine headline I read today
“Aubrey Plaza had been separated from husband Jeff Baena for 4 months before his death, autopsy confirms”
- what the hell does this mean ??
“Aubrey Plaza had been separated from husband Jeff Baena for 4 months before his death, autopsy confirms”
- what the hell does this mean ??
what happened to you in the Dallas Fort Worth airport and why is it something you’ll remember for the rest of your life
March 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
what happened to you in the Dallas Fort Worth airport and why is it something you’ll remember for the rest of your life
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My colleagues and I have been working to break news + write stories holding powerful people accountable.
These are the top stories on our homepage right now, one of which I worked on.
Our newsroom work is continuing.
No one has ever told me what to write. If that changes, I’d speak out and leave.
These are the top stories on our homepage right now, one of which I worked on.
Our newsroom work is continuing.
No one has ever told me what to write. If that changes, I’d speak out and leave.
February 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My colleagues and I have been working to break news + write stories holding powerful people accountable.
These are the top stories on our homepage right now, one of which I worked on.
Our newsroom work is continuing.
No one has ever told me what to write. If that changes, I’d speak out and leave.
These are the top stories on our homepage right now, one of which I worked on.
Our newsroom work is continuing.
No one has ever told me what to write. If that changes, I’d speak out and leave.
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DOGE By The Numbers
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theonion.com/doge-by...
February 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
DOGE By The Numbers
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theonion.com/doge-by...
I believe Jesus has returned and it’s Greta Thurnberg
February 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I believe Jesus has returned and it’s Greta Thurnberg
is there any funny stuff on bluesky. back when i used twitter i did appreciate the news, but also my feed was fucking hilarious and provided respite from the doom. does that exist here?
February 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
is there any funny stuff on bluesky. back when i used twitter i did appreciate the news, but also my feed was fucking hilarious and provided respite from the doom. does that exist here?
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I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner
February 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner
I’m sorry :( here’s a picture of my cat
February 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’m sorry :( here’s a picture of my cat
modern architecture and design are so fucking hostile and inhospitable. I just want to go out into the world and have somewhere to sit but we can’t because god forbid a homeless person might also have somewhere to sit
February 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
modern architecture and design are so fucking hostile and inhospitable. I just want to go out into the world and have somewhere to sit but we can’t because god forbid a homeless person might also have somewhere to sit
It’s fascinates me that Americans on both sides of the political spectrum believe our country is turning fascist and the only hang up we have on resisting is which *side* is fascist. All of them!!! But mostly the one actively stripping people of their rights.
February 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It’s fascinates me that Americans on both sides of the political spectrum believe our country is turning fascist and the only hang up we have on resisting is which *side* is fascist. All of them!!! But mostly the one actively stripping people of their rights.
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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
Some men don’t take care of themselves even if they are in a relationship. Also EW!! How is this women’s fault ??? Why would we want to spend time with people who don’t have any life or hygiene outside of romantic relationships.
January 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Some men don’t take care of themselves even if they are in a relationship. Also EW!! How is this women’s fault ??? Why would we want to spend time with people who don’t have any life or hygiene outside of romantic relationships.
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Sure, tax our beloved hot beverages that depend on foreign imports. That's never led to a civil uprising before.
January 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sure, tax our beloved hot beverages that depend on foreign imports. That's never led to a civil uprising before.
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Want a great slogan for midterms?
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
January 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Want a great slogan for midterms?
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
devastating feeling opening your phone to a blank notes app cursor blinking
January 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
devastating feeling opening your phone to a blank notes app cursor blinking
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Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink
Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
January 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink
“And if a house is divided against itself, it cannot stand.”
Mark 3:25
Mark 3:25
January 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“And if a house is divided against itself, it cannot stand.”
Mark 3:25
Mark 3:25
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This is what we mean when we talk about corporate greed: Starbucks gave its CEO $96 million for just 4 months of work. Meanwhile, Starbucks is refusing to offer a raise of more than 50 cents an hour to 12,000 union workers.
That's unacceptable. Starbucks must end their greed.
That's unacceptable. Starbucks must end their greed.
January 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is what we mean when we talk about corporate greed: Starbucks gave its CEO $96 million for just 4 months of work. Meanwhile, Starbucks is refusing to offer a raise of more than 50 cents an hour to 12,000 union workers.
That's unacceptable. Starbucks must end their greed.
That's unacceptable. Starbucks must end their greed.
i have lived in bedrooms 11x11 and they were more than adequate
January 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i have lived in bedrooms 11x11 and they were more than adequate
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me 15 minutes after the edible hits
January 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
me 15 minutes after the edible hits
omg I did this today!! threw it over ice with some sugar and had a nice treat 😊
January 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
omg I did this today!! threw it over ice with some sugar and had a nice treat 😊