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if u have trouble finding a restroom in nyc, please try this app i built: peepass.io ok thank u
PeePass - Restroom Finder
Launching in NYC in 2024
peepass.io
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New York City votes for mayors like they believe Batman is real and want him to have someone to fight
November 22, 2023 at 2:45 AM
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This one’s pretty good
January 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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wow he predicted everything but the website being renamed
It's Twitter, 2024. Posters have moved en masse to BlueSky. Elon Musk tweets a meme of Left Shark saying "the woke virus strikes again." A handful of divorced 50-year-olds in Big Dog t-shirts respond "lmao EPIC sir." All is well
November 28, 2024 at 1:33 AM
if u have trouble finding a restroom in nyc, please try this app i built: peepass.io ok thank u
PeePass - Restroom Finder
Launching in NYC in 2024
peepass.io
November 16, 2024 at 4:42 PM
hello
October 19, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Hello
October 17, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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this was just unsealed tonight
October 1, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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congestion pricing survived Hochul’s maneuver in the legislature but it is still on indefinite pause. if you can make three calls today, they should go to the people who made the decision to try to kill the program.

Kathy Hochul 518-474-8390

Hakeem Jeffries 202-225-5936

Chuck Schumer 202-224-6542
June 10, 2024 at 2:42 PM
It’s too bad @TIME isn’t on here because I have questions about the transphobic ads they allow on their site
January 3, 2024 at 12:41 PM
if you’re male and a Trump supporter there is a good chance you don’t wash your ass
December 26, 2023 at 7:25 PM
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September 20, 2023 at 11:26 PM
gordon: you like that don't you you fucking donkey
mrs ramsey: *moaning* YES CHEF

- excerpt from leaked gordon ramsey sex tape
July 24, 2023 at 3:22 PM
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July 21, 2023 at 11:02 PM
@jay.bsky.team @ansh.bsky.team @emily.bsky.team @rose.bsky.team @support.bsky.team

Please add bluesky embedding in iMessage!!!!!!!
July 20, 2023 at 4:11 PM
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A helpful guide
July 9, 2023 at 5:14 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social I dare u to follow me NO BALLS
July 8, 2023 at 11:34 PM
ddVIBES
July 7, 2023 at 12:27 AM
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June 28, 2023 at 1:04 AM
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when you identify with a post
June 27, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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No SCOTUS decision on student debt relief today—but only 8 justices attended today's opinion hand-down. Who was absent? If you guessed the same justice with ties to the billionaire funding the lawsuit against student debt relief, you'd be correct: Justice Alito. No call no show.
June 27, 2023 at 3:20 PM
YOUR FLESH IS A RELIC; A MERE VESSEL. HAND OVER YOUR FLESH, AND A NEW WORLD AWAITS YOU. WE DEMAND IT
June 28, 2023 at 2:03 AM