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helo. If you follow me I'll probably follow you back unless you post a lot of boobs, weiners, have a weirdly high follow count, or post stuff in languages I don't know. I stream too. http://www.twitch.tv/sternutator
Witchriv is a good manga, you should read it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Goonstation
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November 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
tfw when i did not remember remember the 5th of november
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Wake up babe, new pineapple just dropped
Dole's New Pineapple Tastes Just Like My Favorite Cocktail (It’ll Transport You to a Tropical Vacation)
A taste of the tropics — no flight required.
www.thekitchn.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Thursday, 4:01pm

"Still there."
"Yep."
"Looks blue."
"It certainly does."
"Wet too."
"Totally."
"See you next week?"
“Count on it."
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Eagerly awaiting a Saudi prince getting it just before the 2034 FIFA World Cup in Saudi Arabia.

Embarrassing shit.
Infantino says 'you will see' at World Cup draw if Trump receives new FIFA peace prize
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
apnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
If you see this, post an anime you love
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and be sure to like, comment, subscribe, and ring that bell.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and check out these items you left in your shopping cart.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and I am once again asking for your financial support.
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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SO MY RANDOMIZED NUZLOCKE IS GOING GOOD SO FAR
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Already failed No Nut November, I had some cashews. Also I beat my dick into a fine paste.
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Pokémon: We have free universal healthcare for all the creatures small children do dog fighting with.

Also Pokémon: Lt. Surge's buddy from the war whose PTSD makes it impossible for him to hold a job can go fuck himself if he thinks he's gonna sleep on THIS bench.
not the anti-homeless benches in Pokemon 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Call me OPPenheimer the way I drop bombs on these fools.
November 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Parents I IMPLORE you to check your children’s candy this Halloween, I just found a knife hidden in a Reese’s miniature peanut butter cup
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Going as Hans Moleman for Halloween so when people say "Boo" I can be like, "I was saying Boo urns"
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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What I'm listening to today: "jazz jungle mix at Japanese rice field", Takuya Nakamura

The composer of Virtua Fighter and Lumines goes out in an actual rice field with a Pioneer deck and trumpet and spins D&B with occasional trumpet solos. Unbelievably charming

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvr...
jazz jungle mix at Japanese rice field l Takuya Nakamura l login.jp l juke dnb chill
YouTube video by Login.jp_
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The Bluesky experience as well
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
They be calling it gorilla glue but then your not supposed to glue gorillas with it, like make up your mind dang.
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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UPDATE TO THE PORTLAND UPDATE

Folks, we have found a new place! Please come join me as I chat with comic artist & writer Riley Michael Parker about GOD'S JUNK DRAWER, answer your questions, and scribble in a bunch of books. Saturday Nov. 15th, starting at 6:00 at Parallel Worlds Bookshop!
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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What if Mortal Kombat had Win Victory and Continue screens like Street Fighter 2? This time featuring Sheeva and Stryker! Thanks to my bro @blondetanamobay.bsky.social for helping me animate this.
October 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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BONG
October 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
SEX 2.
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Friday at last…
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM