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helo. If you follow me I'll probably follow you back unless you post a lot of boobs, weiners, have a weirdly high follow count, or post stuff in languages I don't know. I stream too. http://www.twitch.tv/sternutator
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BONG
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Banged out Convenience Store Woman pretty fast. Gave me vague No Longer Human vibes. Deffo reccomend. Starting this today. At my normal pace unlikely to finish before the new year though. #BookSky
December 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Ya' ever start explainin' somethin' ya' think an' by the end ya've talked yerself inta belivin' the opposite?

(Art sampled from "Supergirl" Vol. 8 #7 by Sophie Campbell, Tamra Bonvillain, Becca Carey, Jillian Grant, and Brittany Holzherr. Edits: Dialogue, panel order, panel borders.)
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
wut
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Me: I need to shoot someone in both eyes at the same time
1850's blunderbuss maker: You're not gonna believe this
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I was thinking about what gifts people used to give to readers (besides gift editions of famous poets' work and illustrated histories of wars and such), and while I was thinking about it, somebody brought a book to the counter....

(1/10)
December 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Starting this today. Got it on remainder for a tenner, which is nice. #BookSky
December 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
share a pic you took in 2025

Birthday gift to myself. Worth every penny.
December 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Surprised I'm not seeing that much Sanda meme posting today considering the anime came out recently, and it's about Santa Claus
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Returned Drywall Eating Simulator. Enjoyable parts (Eating drywall) were not enough to overwhelm the not enjoyable parts (Not eating drywall), and used that refund money and some other dosh to pick up two more games (Blade Chimera and Anger Food) because my backlog will never shrink.
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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wow hi random person you are INCREDIBLY party member coded
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Finished off Hard to be a God, which was both depressing and salient. Now on to Starter Villain. The third book of @scalzi.com I'll have read, after Redshirts and Kaiju Preservation Society.
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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@greatdismal.bsky.social talks about "the jackpot" in some of his novels not a single breakdown, but a mess of small things adding up, of unintended consequences.

Reading this made me shiver, and feel that this is a harbinger of exactly that pattern.
‘It’s an open invasion’: how millions of quagga mussels changed Lake Geneva for ever
The molluscs are decimating food chains in Switzerland, have devastated the Great Lakes in the US, and this week were spotted in Northern Ireland for the first time
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So what's y'alls damage so far this winter sale?
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If only other social media platforms existed that were both free and did not have that limitation, one could fly free like a bird in the blue sky or something
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
NGL I haven't actually *wrapped* a Christmas gift in like 4 years.

BAG GANG.
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
They wanna make folks be their own cashier, don't be surprised when they pay themselves too.
More shoppers admit to stealing from self-checkout. What do they take?
In a new Lending Tree survey, 27% of respondents said they had purposely taken an item without scanning at the self-checkout. Why?
www.usatoday.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
quote with your model of masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM