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carla: yassified sisyphus
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I find a lot of beauty and joy in the monotonous, which is just a pretentious way to say that I'm pretty fuckin boring.

se habla español, a veces me hago la bilingüe
she/they
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hi, don't mind me,

I just wanted to post here my embroideries, so I could pin this skeet later.
I woke up at 5:45 to go to the gym at 7:15. Everyone please clap.
January 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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one mistake i see just as much on social media and in real life is people mistaking hurt for hostility. not everyone who hurts you are hostile towards you and not everyone who is hostile towards you will hurt you. some people who hurt you does so because they're hostile but not all.
January 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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What? No. You being a worm would fundamentally change the nature of our relationship. Quit asking foolish questions and eat your dirt, my love.
December 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I JUST WON AN ARGUMENT AGAINST THE ENGLISH OVER AREPAS, LONG LIVE LA GRAN COLOMBIA, LONG LIVE SIMÓN BOLÍVAR*

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* terms and conditions may apply
January 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I just realized I don't have plantain at home, only bananas. Someone should take away my passport.
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
My granny fell on 01/01. My family has been paying for her treatment with credit cards. I started collecting donations, and all the degenerates I love and can call my friends, including communists, trans people, anarchists, and immigrants showed up and donated. I've been crying for 4 days straight.
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Quino was the fucking GOAT

Quino realmente era el GOAT
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
A literal angel vs a domestic terrorist
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Amigos hispanohablantes: lean a María Fernanda Ampuero.
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I started my year with a bunch of friends drunk texting me they love me. This is going to be a good year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:04 PM
för min nästa trick jag ska flytta till Estonia
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hello
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm dying
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A lot of my countrymen decided wearing Xmas sweaters with a bunch of deer and winter themes in a place where the average temperature is 30°C was a good idea.

I would like to propose an alternative: sweaters with Xmas iguanas.
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Hey folks, here's a random little video I decided to make on if dogs appear in Paleolithic cave art to round out the year. Hope you enjoy!

youtu.be/SYTGOK_RDPE
Are there any Dogs in Cave Art?
YouTube video by The Histocrat
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Plotting evil schemes.
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Saw a movie where the Nazis are the bad guys and now I feel better again.
wondering if it's silly how sad I felt when I saw Kast won in Chile.
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
wondering if it's silly how sad I felt when I saw Kast won in Chile.
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I AM BEING BULLIED BY @thehistocrat.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I just ate llapingacho with peanut sauce and an egg, which makes me officially the happiest person in the world for the next half an hour.

www.laylita.com/recipes/llap...
Llapingachos or Ecuadorian stuffed potato patties - Laylita's Recipes
Llapingachos are Ecuadorian potato patties or pancakes stuffed with cheese, cooked on a hot griddle until crispy brown and served with peanut sauce, fried egg, tomato and onion curtido, avocado slices...
www.laylita.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I started drawing this while in Malmö after finishing reading I Who Have Never Known Men.

Yesterday I decided to finish it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I was dreaming I was eating something called jaded eggs which in the logic of my dream were just Chinese century eggs. It tasted salty.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM