Relatively Inoffensive🍉
@inoffensive.bsky.social
New Zealander in Japan. (Confront and Stare on Twitter) Toitū te tiriti.
Don't think I would have gone with that name.
November 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Don't think I would have gone with that name.
Such was my exposure to commercials growing up that the first time I saw a photo of the Mona Lisa my reaction was, "It's the woman from the Quintrix ad" 1:00 youtu.be/W4Ab3KC2MUw?...
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September 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Such was my exposure to commercials growing up that the first time I saw a photo of the Mona Lisa my reaction was, "It's the woman from the Quintrix ad" 1:00 youtu.be/W4Ab3KC2MUw?...
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
N: Svalbard
E: Rotorua
S: Antarctica
W: San Francisco
I just had to flex.
E: Rotorua
S: Antarctica
W: San Francisco
I just had to flex.
Furthest I've been (updated).
N: Somewhere north of the Arctic Circle
E: Napier, Aotearoa
S: Te Anau, Aotearoa
W: San Francisco, USA
N: Somewhere north of the Arctic Circle
E: Napier, Aotearoa
S: Te Anau, Aotearoa
W: San Francisco, USA
I'm reminded by @suzirose.bsky.social's post that, while I can't remember it bc I was a toddler at the time, I've actually been somewhat further north than Edinburgh. In fact, I crossed the Arctic Circle when Mum & I joined my father on a trip on the Merchant Navy vessel he served on!
August 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
N: Svalbard
E: Rotorua
S: Antarctica
W: San Francisco
I just had to flex.
E: Rotorua
S: Antarctica
W: San Francisco
I just had to flex.
I'm pretty sure "beheading and murdering" is a tautology
June 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'm pretty sure "beheading and murdering" is a tautology
I'm starting to wonder whether Kanye West is part of an elaborate false flag operation
May 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm starting to wonder whether Kanye West is part of an elaborate false flag operation
最近いびきが災害級の爆音で途方に暮れてます
May 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
最近いびきが災害級の爆音で途方に暮れてます
昼からサングリア飲むと危険。
May 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
昼からサングリア飲むと危険。
Interestingly, the Japanese airport train shows ads for the South Korean airport train. The South Korean airport train, meanwhile, shows videos on Japanese colonial aggression.
May 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Interestingly, the Japanese airport train shows ads for the South Korean airport train. The South Korean airport train, meanwhile, shows videos on Japanese colonial aggression.
I can no longer resit the urge to vent about last month's perfect interpreting storm. The documents I got from the client were for a completely different case. Meanwhile the check interpreter had access to all the documents for over a week. I doubt the agent will use me again.
May 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I can no longer resit the urge to vent about last month's perfect interpreting storm. The documents I got from the client were for a completely different case. Meanwhile the check interpreter had access to all the documents for over a week. I doubt the agent will use me again.
安堂ホセ「デートピア」読了。おもしろかった。そして気がつけばあっけなく終わってた。
May 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
安堂ホセ「デートピア」読了。おもしろかった。そして気がつけばあっけなく終わってた。
Apparently the IDF has now bombed almost all the hospitals in Gaza.
May 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Apparently the IDF has now bombed almost all the hospitals in Gaza.
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Israel just fired a missile from a drone into a “Freedom Flotilla” ship carrying humanitarian aid for Gaza. It was anchored near Malta at the time.
x.com/gazafflotill...
x.com/gazafflotill...
May 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Israel just fired a missile from a drone into a “Freedom Flotilla” ship carrying humanitarian aid for Gaza. It was anchored near Malta at the time.
x.com/gazafflotill...
x.com/gazafflotill...
This might sound narcissistic, but as someone who doesn't have kids, I get a faux-parental "how cute" response when I find my own long-forgotten childhood artwork.
May 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
This might sound narcissistic, but as someone who doesn't have kids, I get a faux-parental "how cute" response when I find my own long-forgotten childhood artwork.
Now that Jude Dobson has started advertising funeral insurance, I feel like I've witnessed her entire career ark. And Sale of the Century feels only yesterday.
April 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Now that Jude Dobson has started advertising funeral insurance, I feel like I've witnessed her entire career ark. And Sale of the Century feels only yesterday.
A friend of mine died suddenly and I still can't believe it.
April 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A friend of mine died suddenly and I still can't believe it.
Thought it was an ad for Trump's cabinet
April 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Thought it was an ad for Trump's cabinet
Never realised how Americans pronounce "noir".
April 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Never realised how Americans pronounce "noir".
Wordle is starting to scrape the barrel a bit
April 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Wordle is starting to scrape the barrel a bit
Instagram is wall to wall Katy Perry jokes and I'm here for it.
April 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Instagram is wall to wall Katy Perry jokes and I'm here for it.
What 13 year old trying to act grown-up coined the phrase "ex-cyclone"?
April 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
What 13 year old trying to act grown-up coined the phrase "ex-cyclone"?
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Katy Perry wasn’t the first pop star in space. That was Lady Gagarin
April 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Katy Perry wasn’t the first pop star in space. That was Lady Gagarin
While sifting through my things from high school it occurred to me that old school reports are only useful if you go on to commit mass murder.
April 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
While sifting through my things from high school it occurred to me that old school reports are only useful if you go on to commit mass murder.
こっちまで広末涼子を自称したくなったよ。
April 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
こっちまで広末涼子を自称したくなったよ。