snarling Goldfinch
@inkyclouds.bsky.social
I like lurking in niche communities like an anthropologist. Fascists ruin everything. I'm a PNW pagan. All pronouns.
I'll search for 'hamster baking' on YouTube and just know there will be videos of hamsters baking tiny pastries. Am I grateful?
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'll search for 'hamster baking' on YouTube and just know there will be videos of hamsters baking tiny pastries. Am I grateful?
At some point a toddler's obsession with mazes and clocks becomes unsettling. Have I reached that point, yet?
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
At some point a toddler's obsession with mazes and clocks becomes unsettling. Have I reached that point, yet?
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We have to keep living. I refuse to live in fear because of some racist loser who thinks Grok is the Oracle of Apollo.
September 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We have to keep living. I refuse to live in fear because of some racist loser who thinks Grok is the Oracle of Apollo.
People in my local Facebook groups are starting witch-hunts for anyone not completely outraged and weeping about Charlie Kirk. Two of them have posted at midnight and then woke up (or never slept) in a rage to ruin people's lives. So that's fucking great.
All under the Christian cross, too. Usual.
All under the Christian cross, too. Usual.
September 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
People in my local Facebook groups are starting witch-hunts for anyone not completely outraged and weeping about Charlie Kirk. Two of them have posted at midnight and then woke up (or never slept) in a rage to ruin people's lives. So that's fucking great.
All under the Christian cross, too. Usual.
All under the Christian cross, too. Usual.
This is srsly going to be called the Meme Wars and I hate it.
September 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is srsly going to be called the Meme Wars and I hate it.
It's like the only time I dust stuff is right before I give it away.
July 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's like the only time I dust stuff is right before I give it away.
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calling for a complete and total shutdown of people vagueposting “oh shit” or “fuck no, noooo!” in reference to some random european soccer team or whatever at odd times of day. the news cycle is 24/7 chaos, what are you doing.
May 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
calling for a complete and total shutdown of people vagueposting “oh shit” or “fuck no, noooo!” in reference to some random european soccer team or whatever at odd times of day. the news cycle is 24/7 chaos, what are you doing.
I’m just a kid reaching out to daydreams
From a few parts of this land
Could you blame me for mistaking
Your love of country for hate of man
#TheMurderCapital
From a few parts of this land
Could you blame me for mistaking
Your love of country for hate of man
#TheMurderCapital
Love Of Country
YouTube video by The Murder Capital - Topic
youtu.be
April 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’m just a kid reaching out to daydreams
From a few parts of this land
Could you blame me for mistaking
Your love of country for hate of man
#TheMurderCapital
From a few parts of this land
Could you blame me for mistaking
Your love of country for hate of man
#TheMurderCapital
Bluesky was fun for a week and then it was a descent into madness.
April 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Bluesky was fun for a week and then it was a descent into madness.
Every ICE asshole is sadistic, evil, and loves being a dumbass.
I just cleaned up my call notes and pulled this gem, reconstructed here from shorthand/memory
ME: look, you've been helpful but I would just think there would be *someone* in your office who would know what the actual plan was for this guy?
ICE OFFICER: yeah.
*imperceptible chuckle*
yeah.
ME: look, you've been helpful but I would just think there would be *someone* in your office who would know what the actual plan was for this guy?
ICE OFFICER: yeah.
*imperceptible chuckle*
yeah.
April 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every ICE asshole is sadistic, evil, and loves being a dumbass.
At an ICE detention center protest, someone brought print-out sheets of the ICE employees and their salaries. People took turns with a megaphone, roasting them, looking them up.
They got red, antsy, and tried to intimidate us. We got louder.
Remind them it's a shitty job and we hate them for it.
They got red, antsy, and tried to intimidate us. We got louder.
Remind them it's a shitty job and we hate them for it.
April 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
At an ICE detention center protest, someone brought print-out sheets of the ICE employees and their salaries. People took turns with a megaphone, roasting them, looking them up.
They got red, antsy, and tried to intimidate us. We got louder.
Remind them it's a shitty job and we hate them for it.
They got red, antsy, and tried to intimidate us. We got louder.
Remind them it's a shitty job and we hate them for it.
ICE and CBP are monstrous losers who see a number and will keep kidnapping until they hit that number. Do they have anyone in their lives to stop them?
There are 20000 ICE Agents - small beans. 60000 CBP. At the very least, roast the shit out of your ICE cousin until he quits. Or let's SWARM THEM
There are 20000 ICE Agents - small beans. 60000 CBP. At the very least, roast the shit out of your ICE cousin until he quits. Or let's SWARM THEM
April 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
ICE and CBP are monstrous losers who see a number and will keep kidnapping until they hit that number. Do they have anyone in their lives to stop them?
There are 20000 ICE Agents - small beans. 60000 CBP. At the very least, roast the shit out of your ICE cousin until he quits. Or let's SWARM THEM
There are 20000 ICE Agents - small beans. 60000 CBP. At the very least, roast the shit out of your ICE cousin until he quits. Or let's SWARM THEM
Good news, DOGE! You still have the support of an unlicensed dog groomer raving on the local Facebook group. She thinks you'll bring in money for much needed snow plows for goddamn WESTERN OREGON.
April 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Good news, DOGE! You still have the support of an unlicensed dog groomer raving on the local Facebook group. She thinks you'll bring in money for much needed snow plows for goddamn WESTERN OREGON.
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The US tariffs were designed by dipshit sex pest failsons asking chatgpt to regurgitate a trade policy for them, it's literally a chatgpt tax on Americans.
Calling it the chatgpt tax on American consumers kills two fucked up birds with one stone
Calling it the chatgpt tax on American consumers kills two fucked up birds with one stone
April 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The US tariffs were designed by dipshit sex pest failsons asking chatgpt to regurgitate a trade policy for them, it's literally a chatgpt tax on Americans.
Calling it the chatgpt tax on American consumers kills two fucked up birds with one stone
Calling it the chatgpt tax on American consumers kills two fucked up birds with one stone
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I love this story by @jessielchaffee.bsky.social for lots of reasons, not just because we share the same beautiful library and the shadow of Long COVID. Please read it! Grateful we have spaces like @literaryhub.bsky.social that share powerful stories like this.
lithub.com/a-single-ray...
lithub.com/a-single-ray...
A Single Ray of Light: On Ray Bradbury’s “All Summer in a Day” and Living in the Shadow of Long COVID
“My first well Day—since many ill— I asked to go abroad, And take the Sunshine in my hands, And see the things in Pod—” —Emily Dickinson, 574 * When I was a child, I spent many long afternoons at J…
lithub.com
April 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I love this story by @jessielchaffee.bsky.social for lots of reasons, not just because we share the same beautiful library and the shadow of Long COVID. Please read it! Grateful we have spaces like @literaryhub.bsky.social that share powerful stories like this.
lithub.com/a-single-ray...
lithub.com/a-single-ray...
Take a bit of his flesh, for me.
Many of you: rend.
Many of you: rend.
April 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Take a bit of his flesh, for me.
Many of you: rend.
Many of you: rend.
I'm relieved to say that the late-night energy burst to get my shit together has followed through to today.
March 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm relieved to say that the late-night energy burst to get my shit together has followed through to today.
I wish there was alcoholic tea. Warm- wait, is that sake?
March 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I wish there was alcoholic tea. Warm- wait, is that sake?
Trying to reconstruct a dove while gardening.
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Trying to reconstruct a dove while gardening.
Into the sea, out of fire
All that burning
Into the sea, out of fire
All that burning
All that burning
Into the sea, out of fire
All that burning
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Burning (Official Video)
YouTube video by YeahYeahYeahsVEVO
youtu.be
March 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Into the sea, out of fire
All that burning
Into the sea, out of fire
All that burning
All that burning
Into the sea, out of fire
All that burning
All the silver tongued suits and cartoons that rule my world
Are saying it's a high time for hypersonic missiles
Are saying it's a high time for hypersonic missiles
Sam Fender - Hypersonic Missiles (Official Video)
YouTube video by SamFenderVEVO
youtu.be
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
All the silver tongued suits and cartoons that rule my world
Are saying it's a high time for hypersonic missiles
Are saying it's a high time for hypersonic missiles
Every speech from Trump is so villianously evil that it requires you to imagine the walls around him dripping with blood.
March 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Every speech from Trump is so villianously evil that it requires you to imagine the walls around him dripping with blood.
It was cathartic to stand up and cheer my heart out for @kathygriffin.bsky.social to her face. Hilarious night, too!
First date night out since the baby. Wooorth it
First date night out since the baby. Wooorth it
March 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It was cathartic to stand up and cheer my heart out for @kathygriffin.bsky.social to her face. Hilarious night, too!
First date night out since the baby. Wooorth it
First date night out since the baby. Wooorth it
Profiles of "regretful" Trump voters are dangerous because it fatigues empathy. Washpo and all them relish in people yelling out, 'who cares, fuck them'.
But if they profiled people who DIDN'T vote for pain and are hurt, then we would have sympathy and rally to fight that asshole hurting people.
But if they profiled people who DIDN'T vote for pain and are hurt, then we would have sympathy and rally to fight that asshole hurting people.
February 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Profiles of "regretful" Trump voters are dangerous because it fatigues empathy. Washpo and all them relish in people yelling out, 'who cares, fuck them'.
But if they profiled people who DIDN'T vote for pain and are hurt, then we would have sympathy and rally to fight that asshole hurting people.
But if they profiled people who DIDN'T vote for pain and are hurt, then we would have sympathy and rally to fight that asshole hurting people.