Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery)
@illmeaningfaery.bsky.social
she/her || not actually a 🧚♀️ || actually ill-meaning || avatar created at http://rinmarugames.com
Today I was reminded of my college British literature professor, who had zero chill and a fanatical obsession with James Joyce. She was a delight.
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Today I was reminded of my college British literature professor, who had zero chill and a fanatical obsession with James Joyce. She was a delight.
Finally, the coat bath of my dreams.
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Finally, the coat bath of my dreams.
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every time the cat leaves when we are cuddling i act like a straight guy who can’t handle polite rejection
“oh okay fine, i didn’t even want to cuddle, i don’t even like you anyway, you’re stinky and NOT cute”
“oh okay fine, i didn’t even want to cuddle, i don’t even like you anyway, you’re stinky and NOT cute”
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
every time the cat leaves when we are cuddling i act like a straight guy who can’t handle polite rejection
“oh okay fine, i didn’t even want to cuddle, i don’t even like you anyway, you’re stinky and NOT cute”
“oh okay fine, i didn’t even want to cuddle, i don’t even like you anyway, you’re stinky and NOT cute”
Sometimes my computer crashes to remind me it’s past my bedtime.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Sometimes my computer crashes to remind me it’s past my bedtime.
I miss my folks and sometimes I miss family holidays, but I don’t miss the stress, work, and drama.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I miss my folks and sometimes I miss family holidays, but I don’t miss the stress, work, and drama.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I just awoke from a dream where there was a yearly tradition of gathering at a spot where superstitious people would go to wish for things, and yelling at said landmark that it was trying too hard or too proud of itself, in order to keep it humble and thus maintaining the luck.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I just awoke from a dream where there was a yearly tradition of gathering at a spot where superstitious people would go to wish for things, and yelling at said landmark that it was trying too hard or too proud of itself, in order to keep it humble and thus maintaining the luck.
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Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
Don’t you hate it when you avoid something for years, thinking you’ll hate it, and then you try it … and you were right, it’s awful.
In COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS, I have contacts now.
(It’s only the first day, I will probably hate it less as I get used to them.)
In COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS, I have contacts now.
(It’s only the first day, I will probably hate it less as I get used to them.)
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Don’t you hate it when you avoid something for years, thinking you’ll hate it, and then you try it … and you were right, it’s awful.
In COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS, I have contacts now.
(It’s only the first day, I will probably hate it less as I get used to them.)
In COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS, I have contacts now.
(It’s only the first day, I will probably hate it less as I get used to them.)
Listening to my Spotify everything playlist, and reminded that I *love* the mouthfeel of B-B-B-Bennie and the Jetsssssssssssss.
In "I don't know if this is an autistic thing", some things just feel neat in my mouth when I sing them.
In "I don't know if this is an autistic thing", some things just feel neat in my mouth when I sing them.
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Listening to my Spotify everything playlist, and reminded that I *love* the mouthfeel of B-B-B-Bennie and the Jetsssssssssssss.
In "I don't know if this is an autistic thing", some things just feel neat in my mouth when I sing them.
In "I don't know if this is an autistic thing", some things just feel neat in my mouth when I sing them.
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
Me: I also want to know now.
Me: *reading comments*
Me: nvm I am too dumb to understand the proposed answers
Me: *reading comments*
Me: nvm I am too dumb to understand the proposed answers
Science Bluesky, I need a question answered that is not yielding to Google!
Can you carbon-14 date an alien?
Because I know it requires nitrogen-14 in the upper atmosphere and if the alien homeworld doesn’t have the same nitrogen content…?
Can you carbon-14 date an alien?
Because I know it requires nitrogen-14 in the upper atmosphere and if the alien homeworld doesn’t have the same nitrogen content…?
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Me: I also want to know now.
Me: *reading comments*
Me: nvm I am too dumb to understand the proposed answers
Me: *reading comments*
Me: nvm I am too dumb to understand the proposed answers
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It cost $0.00 to make an artist's day better
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It cost $0.00 to make an artist's day better
In quotes from this morning/last night’s dreams:
“Dad, can I have my wall back?”
“Dad, can I have my wall back?”
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
In quotes from this morning/last night’s dreams:
“Dad, can I have my wall back?”
“Dad, can I have my wall back?”
Work bestie just called me to ask about an email in the department inbox because she’s away from her desk, but I was like “I’m not at my desk either, heck if I know” and that’s why we’re besties. 😂
(FTR, I have Outlook and Teams on my phone, so I know when I’m needed)
(FTR, I have Outlook and Teams on my phone, so I know when I’m needed)
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Work bestie just called me to ask about an email in the department inbox because she’s away from her desk, but I was like “I’m not at my desk either, heck if I know” and that’s why we’re besties. 😂
(FTR, I have Outlook and Teams on my phone, so I know when I’m needed)
(FTR, I have Outlook and Teams on my phone, so I know when I’m needed)
Me: I love Halloween!
My entire feed 10/31: Look at this drawing of a three-headed scorpion zombie!
Me: Not like that. 😭 😱
My entire feed 10/31: Look at this drawing of a three-headed scorpion zombie!
Me: Not like that. 😭 😱
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me: I love Halloween!
My entire feed 10/31: Look at this drawing of a three-headed scorpion zombie!
Me: Not like that. 😭 😱
My entire feed 10/31: Look at this drawing of a three-headed scorpion zombie!
Me: Not like that. 😭 😱
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As @kenwhite.bsky.social says, ICE is thug trash.
This dismissal opinion on a failed ICE arrest that @seamushughes.bsky.social found is worth reading in its entirety. Come for the debunking of DHS "fiction," stay for the snark about wiener dog, but definitely take time to read the 18 USC 111 analysis.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
![The sworn affidavit submitted in support of the Criminal Complaint in this matter tells a
very different—and largely fictional—story. For example, Special Agent Steven Fuentes of ICE,
HSI, and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) swore to the following:
On June 20, 2025, [HSI, ICE-ERO, and TxDPS] were conducting
surveillance at a residence on Benrus, in San Antonio, Texas, in the Western
District of Texas. Database checks indicated that Jaime Albert
QUINTANILLA-Chavez, with a Final Order of Removal from an
Immigration Judge, was residing at the above address. At approximately
0715 a.m., QUINTANILLA exited the residence and entered a white Dodge
Ram. The Dodge Ram was towing a trailer containing construction
equipment. Both license plates for the truck and trailer were expired.
ECF No. 1 ¶ 2 (emphasis added). Fuentes also swore that (1) the Defendant refused to “follow any
commands”; (2) after the Defendant was blocked in between the officers’ vehicles, he was given
“multiple verbal commands to exit the vehicle”; and (3) the Defendant “fought the law
enforcement officers.” Id. ¶¶ 3–4. Fuentes further testified at the preliminary hearing that the
Defendant was surveilled (and taken into custody) because he was subject to a Final Order of
Removal from an Immigration Judge. See ECF No. 12, 6/26 Preliminary Hr’g Tr. at 4:20–25.
Despite HSI’s sworn statement to the Magistrate Judge that the vehicle was stopped
because of expired license plates, the Assistant U.S. Attorney conceded at a bond hearing in July
2025 that Fuentes had “misrepresented what was going on.” ECF No. 29, 7/10 Hr’g Tr. at 8:12–](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bbp2b224lro3bfnzcqwwnkfo/bafkreie6x3oqkmgiyywtsyowz35tyuqw2ra27hpaxj2h2npzdlaskrurjm@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
As @kenwhite.bsky.social says, ICE is thug trash.
I hate when you blow your nose and all the crud comes out, and you’re like, “Yes, I can now breathe unimpeded” and minutes later your nose is like, “Nice try, bitch.”
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I hate when you blow your nose and all the crud comes out, and you’re like, “Yes, I can now breathe unimpeded” and minutes later your nose is like, “Nice try, bitch.”
I’m happy with it. We done good.
And now we feast.
Pretty good, as it goes. A nice sedate burn, the bean to beef ratio is good.
Pretty good, as it goes. A nice sedate burn, the bean to beef ratio is good.
The first slow-cooker of chili for fall is merrily bubbling along for this evening.
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m happy with it. We done good.
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Today on "Why the internet is still good": We were able to find the manual to the ancient egg cooker that we inherited from @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social's parents. It looks like it's got to be 40 years old, but the company still has the manual on their website and we could download the text.
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Today on "Why the internet is still good": We were able to find the manual to the ancient egg cooker that we inherited from @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social's parents. It looks like it's got to be 40 years old, but the company still has the manual on their website and we could download the text.
A thousands times yes.
I think its genuinely a virtue to accept that you could be wrong about anything and kill the part of yourself that needs to always be seen as correct and smarter than others on any given topic
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A thousands times yes.
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A little over twelve years ago, this bundle of mischief and joy wrapped in soft silky fur came into our lives.
Today, he left us, with his dignity still intact, for age had bitten off too many chunks of his health.
Goodbye, Mr. Pickles. We were truly blessed to have you in our lives.
Today, he left us, with his dignity still intact, for age had bitten off too many chunks of his health.
Goodbye, Mr. Pickles. We were truly blessed to have you in our lives.
October 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A little over twelve years ago, this bundle of mischief and joy wrapped in soft silky fur came into our lives.
Today, he left us, with his dignity still intact, for age had bitten off too many chunks of his health.
Goodbye, Mr. Pickles. We were truly blessed to have you in our lives.
Today, he left us, with his dignity still intact, for age had bitten off too many chunks of his health.
Goodbye, Mr. Pickles. We were truly blessed to have you in our lives.
So on one hand, I am an adult with a house I own and a reasonable amount of whimsy; on the other, I have to acknowledge that holographic wallpaper would probably be cool for about a week before it got very annoying.
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
So on one hand, I am an adult with a house I own and a reasonable amount of whimsy; on the other, I have to acknowledge that holographic wallpaper would probably be cool for about a week before it got very annoying.
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