Charlie Fillenwarth
@illinifan1280.bsky.social
Accountant by day, stoner and awful sports takes by night. Illini/Arsenal/Packers/Cardinals fan, so I’m used to being disappointed.
Star Wars > Star Trek, pineapple does not belong on pizza, and leave the NCAA Tournament ALONE!
Star Wars > Star Trek, pineapple does not belong on pizza, and leave the NCAA Tournament ALONE!
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
“3-on-3 overtime hockey is the greatest sport we have ever invented”
February 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
“3-on-3 overtime hockey is the greatest sport we have ever invented”
The USA parking the bus for the third period predictably results in a Sweden goal.
February 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The USA parking the bus for the third period predictably results in a Sweden goal.
Thinking about putting my life’s savings on over 0.5 red cards in this Arsenal-Wolves match.
February 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Thinking about putting my life’s savings on over 0.5 red cards in this Arsenal-Wolves match.
Hincapie stunted on Mosquera so bad that he left the pitch “injured”.
February 18, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Hincapie stunted on Mosquera so bad that he left the pitch “injured”.
Imagine publicly saying that you are on the side of “slavery didn’t happen, and we refuse to tell you historical facts”.
Update: The Trump administration filed an appeal on Wednesday to the judge's ruling that the removed slavery exhibit in Philadelphia be returned.
February 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Imagine publicly saying that you are on the side of “slavery didn’t happen, and we refuse to tell you historical facts”.
Ok, lads. Let’s save some for other competitions, yeah?
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Ok, lads. Let’s save some for other competitions, yeah?
Tired: Set Piece FC
Wired: Own Goal FC
Wired: Own Goal FC
February 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Tired: Set Piece FC
Wired: Own Goal FC
Wired: Own Goal FC
“ChatGPT, someone offered me $10 or $10 million. Which should I choose?”
“$10 million would create a big tax liability, so take the $10. You can use the $10 for a subscription to ChatGPT Premium!”
“$10 million would create a big tax liability, so take the $10. You can use the $10 for a subscription to ChatGPT Premium!”
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
“ChatGPT, someone offered me $10 or $10 million. Which should I choose?”
“$10 million would create a big tax liability, so take the $10. You can use the $10 for a subscription to ChatGPT Premium!”
“$10 million would create a big tax liability, so take the $10. You can use the $10 for a subscription to ChatGPT Premium!”
Perhaps his greatest crime is trying to claim “Chicago” when he’s clearly in Lake Zurich, 40 full miles away from downtown.
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Perhaps his greatest crime is trying to claim “Chicago” when he’s clearly in Lake Zurich, 40 full miles away from downtown.
Can’t wait until Fox News hires the 26th place finisher, and we have to deal with her complaining for the next 15 years.
From @theathletic.com: Swedish freestyle skier Elis Lundholm made history as the first transgender athlete to participate in the Winter Olympics. “I haven’t really thought about it that much,” Lundholm said after finishing 25th in women's moguls qualifying.
Swedish skier Elis Lundholm becomes first transgender athlete in Winter Olympics
Lundholm competed in the women's moguls event on Wednesday.
nyti.ms
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Can’t wait until Fox News hires the 26th place finisher, and we have to deal with her complaining for the next 15 years.
A very underrated part of all…*gestures wildly* THIS, is corporations having shifted from “sign this NDA to protect our company’s deepest secret” to “our deepest secret is that we’re actually criminals, so sign this NDA to protect us from you ratting us out”.
SCOOP: Tensions at Palantir have grown in recent weeks over the company's work with ICE.
On Friday, CEO Alex Karp tried to calm concerns in an hourlong video that offered few specifics—instead offering NDAs to workers who want to understand how it's empowering ICE.
www.wired.com/story/palant...
On Friday, CEO Alex Karp tried to calm concerns in an hourlong video that offered few specifics—instead offering NDAs to workers who want to understand how it's empowering ICE.
www.wired.com/story/palant...
Palantir CEO Alex Karp Recorded a Video About ICE for His Employees
In a video shared with Palantir employees, Alex Karp did not explain how ICE is utilizing the company's products. Instead, workers were told they can sign NDAs if they want detailed information.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
A very underrated part of all…*gestures wildly* THIS, is corporations having shifted from “sign this NDA to protect our company’s deepest secret” to “our deepest secret is that we’re actually criminals, so sign this NDA to protect us from you ratting us out”.
My “we had to make sure we didn’t leave a child with my business partner” t-shirt is creating a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
My “we had to make sure we didn’t leave a child with my business partner” t-shirt is creating a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
So he DIDN’T watch the Kid Rock halftime show? What a poser, can’t even do MAGA things correctly.
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
So he DIDN’T watch the Kid Rock halftime show? What a poser, can’t even do MAGA things correctly.
Hit him so hard it altered the fabric of the universe and Indiana became good at football.
February 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Hit him so hard it altered the fabric of the universe and Indiana became good at football.
No cup snakes are allowed at the Waste Management? That’s certainly a decision…
February 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
No cup snakes are allowed at the Waste Management? That’s certainly a decision…
That is an absolutely magnificent goal from Zubimendi.
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 PM
That is an absolutely magnificent goal from Zubimendi.
Can’t wait for Mick Cronin to complain about traveling to Predazzo for a weeknight clash.
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Can’t wait for Mick Cronin to complain about traveling to Predazzo for a weeknight clash.
I’m old enough to remember when lying under oath was a crime called perjury.
Trump’s Treasury Secretary Caught in Blatant Lie to Congress
Scott Bessent claimed he never wrote a letter warning investors about the impact of tariffs. Well, here’s the proof.
newrepublic.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I’m old enough to remember when lying under oath was a crime called perjury.
My “I’m happy that I knowingly tried to traffick a student” t-shirt is creating a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
Yale prof David Gelernter defends his letter urging Epstein to hire "v small goodlooking blonde" student by saying that he was "keep[ing] the potential boss's habits in mind."
This creep shouldn't be allowed anywhere near students.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
This creep shouldn't be allowed anywhere near students.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
My “I’m happy that I knowingly tried to traffick a student” t-shirt is creating a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
It may fall apart before the Final Four, but at least for now, college basketball is fucking FUN!
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
It may fall apart before the Final Four, but at least for now, college basketball is fucking FUN!
Wake up, honey! A new Democrat frontrunner is emerging!
NEW: Abigail Spanberger this afternoon ordered that all state agencies leave ICE's 287(g) program.
This means that the state police (and some other agencies) will no longer be empowered to detain and arrest people for ICE.
Big, big move by the governor within weeks of coming into office.
This means that the state police (and some other agencies) will no longer be empowered to detain and arrest people for ICE.
Big, big move by the governor within weeks of coming into office.
Virginia’s New Governor Ends ICE Program. Local Contracts Remain, For Now. - Bolts
Abigail Spanberger left the 287(g) program, which empowered state law enforcement to detain immigrants. Will Democrats also bar local police and sheriffs from the program?
boltsmag.org
February 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Wake up, honey! A new Democrat frontrunner is emerging!
Awww. Poor babies. So sorry that someone didn’t respond to your “summons” to beg for your endorsement on bended knee. Your fragile ego must’ve been shattered.
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Awww. Poor babies. So sorry that someone didn’t respond to your “summons” to beg for your endorsement on bended knee. Your fragile ego must’ve been shattered.