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Michael Allen
@ikwli.bsky.social
When the culture wars are fought and lost, I'll be first in line for the guillotine.

Visit my Tumblr for arts both fine and gay. ikwli.tumblr.com
The conversation around expatriation is so privilege exposing and exhausting. Not everyone has the means or opportunity to leave the US. And when I listen to friends talk about how they've discovered Loophole A or whatever, it makes me sad because they've given up.
Friends outside the country either think I am not well to stay in America or they don’t understand why we’re upset.
January 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I feel like I hallucinated a cover of Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) by Xiu Xiu but that doesn't mean I don't NEED IT.
December 23, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Haven't really been too hyped to watch English Teacher. Here's why:

www.vulture.com/article/bria...
‘Are We Really Friends? Or Are You Just Using Me?’
When Brian Jordan Alvarez made it big with English Teacher, he brought his friends along with him, just like they’d always dreamed. Except one.
www.vulture.com
December 17, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I had no idea that 12/12 was the Feast Day of the Virgin of Guadalupe. I also had no idea that the whole parade would be starting directly under my apartment.
December 13, 2024 at 12:28 AM
*And if there has been a coarsening of American society, it's definitely not in the sector everyone is assigning it to.
December 6, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I don't see a coarsening of American society*, I see a populace starved for wrongdoers/criminals to face any consequences, to the point where someone being assassinated feels satisfying, even though the act itself is objectively wrong.
It’s so interesting to see these urgent exhortations to reestablish decorum. I have not seen evidence of a “coarsening” of American society. If anything, the opposite: I’ve seen thousands of individuals asserting their humanity and protesting the indignity of the system UHC profits from.
December 6, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Reposted by Michael Allen
This is an #ADHD-BrainGoBrrrBrrr 🥶🥶
moment.
December 3, 2024 at 1:20 PM
But only one can be cast in the inevitable Edward Scissorhands reboot.
Elio, Ivan. Ivan, Elio.
December 3, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Finished watching Anatomy of Lies on Peacock today and yikes. I barely knew Elizabeth Finch in college, but we had a class or two together, and it feels crazy to even have sat beside someone capable of that kind of deception and grift. Fascinating docuseries though.
December 3, 2024 at 10:48 PM
November 21, 2024 at 6:25 PM
November 21, 2024 at 1:09 AM
How dare my package be delayed? I want my little end-of-the-week treat!
a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in a chair with his head resting on his hand
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in a chair with his head resting on his hand
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Current X experience: Dicks and doom.
Current Blue Sky experience: Same dicks, less doom.
November 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Scowling semi-recent bear face profile photo? Check!
November 15, 2024 at 4:33 PM
What's giving me a headache today? Is it the existential dread? The leftover smoke from the fires in Prospect Park last night? My brain trying to escape my skull? All of the above?
November 9, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Blue Sky? Blue Sky!
November 9, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I think I'm as well adjusted as anybody who's sexual awakening is tied to Sebadoh's Ocean music video could possibly be
September 10, 2023 at 12:05 AM
currently caffeinated to the point of hyper arousal
September 9, 2023 at 5:03 PM
I only have 2 modes:

1. Dynamo of competency
2. Human piece of furniture
September 7, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Controversial Slowdive album ranking:

1. Souvlaki
2. Just a Day
3. Slowdive
4. Everything is Alive
5. Pygmalion

Fight me
September 7, 2023 at 3:00 PM
My kink is rumors about new David Lynch projects and how they may or may not be Twin Peaks sequels
September 7, 2023 at 2:55 PM