Michael Sage
@idliketobelieve.bsky.social
I’d like to believe that the earth turns slowly and we all have time to become the best version of ourselves.
October 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
BLASTS FROM THE PAST!
March 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
BLASTS FROM THE PAST!
I always forget…. This cold NYC weather is bullshit and for the birds. I’ve lost both nipples!
January 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I always forget…. This cold NYC weather is bullshit and for the birds. I’ve lost both nipples!
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Audiobooks are books.
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Audiobooks are books.
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The Empire State Building shines red, white, and blue in tribute to the life and legacy of President Jimmy Carter.
December 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM
The Empire State Building shines red, white, and blue in tribute to the life and legacy of President Jimmy Carter.
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Wow. The illustrator’s rendering of the stupid tattoo, the white supremacy Oakleys, and the requisite mouth pussy are perfect. No notes.
Me on the way home from karaoke after drinking a bottle of soju: ohhh that’s my website
December 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Wow. The illustrator’s rendering of the stupid tattoo, the white supremacy Oakleys, and the requisite mouth pussy are perfect. No notes.
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Cretin extraordinaire
December 4, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Cretin extraordinaire
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The audiobook you need this holiday season.
December 3, 2024 at 7:01 PM
The audiobook you need this holiday season.
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No matter how demoralized we are in today's America, I'll always have this selfie of me meeting Jane Goodall.
December 3, 2024 at 11:19 PM
No matter how demoralized we are in today's America, I'll always have this selfie of me meeting Jane Goodall.
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The next four years is all about excelling where MAGA fails. This includes looking good, being hilarious, showing legit skills on a dance floor, and having (consensual and legal) sex without the exchange of money, tears, or general disappointment.
December 3, 2024 at 10:12 PM
The next four years is all about excelling where MAGA fails. This includes looking good, being hilarious, showing legit skills on a dance floor, and having (consensual and legal) sex without the exchange of money, tears, or general disappointment.
Omg I needed this laugh! Thank you!
December 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Omg I needed this laugh! Thank you!
Well I went to sleep at 11:30 as I have a 9 am Dr. appointment and I’ve been really good about shielding myself against anything political since the election, I woke up at 4am and immediately went into full panic attack mode. I laid here for 35 minutes trying to calm myself down. Guess I’m up now.
December 4, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Well I went to sleep at 11:30 as I have a 9 am Dr. appointment and I’ve been really good about shielding myself against anything political since the election, I woke up at 4am and immediately went into full panic attack mode. I laid here for 35 minutes trying to calm myself down. Guess I’m up now.