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Mr Iceberg
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Once wrote a poem about an iceberg to critical acclaim (among my class) in the sixth form.
Support Leeds United. #lufc
Hacienda Classical is pretty good.
GOING UP


Have other interests.
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This is Meow Tanaka. #lufc #goingup and I've had six or seven pints
'watching' ball by ball test match through cricinfo text commentary in a pub on my own. Lovely stuff #engvind
July 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If league one did exhibition games in Europe would probably look like this #totmun
May 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This is truly bizarre on so many levels. I just don't really understand it!
🚨 Exclusive 🚨
Ian Rush has put his name to a 90-minute, score-settling, AI musical in the style of Hamilton about his legal battle against a Surrey scaffolding company and a small Wigan law firm, in so doing attacking, among others, Robbie Fowler and Jamie Carragher.
1/7
May 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A very classy (tea time) pitch invasion
May 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
153/4 bairstow looking good. All cans drunk. Over priced southern pints next
May 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Yorkshire will bat
May 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Today's office is the Oval.. Surrey vs Yorks..loading up a bag with cans and crisps, should be a good day!
May 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Reposted by Mr Iceberg
This is good, a Leeds’ Bhangra banger! #lufc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bohH...
The Leeds Boliyan – Punjabi Anthem for Leeds United | Jinder Jade | LUFC Promotion Song 2025
YouTube video by Jin & Seetal
www.youtube.com
May 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I have an irrational hatred of the extra time clock starting at 0:00 again.
May 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
That was unbelievable #lufc
May 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I woke up a 6am singing we are champions again ole ole ole in my head. Feel like a 46 year old puppy and have been looking for ways to tire myself out today to burn off the excitement. See you at the parade! #lufc
May 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
So excited to see actual details of the #lufc parade after booking a train up for me and family last week. See you all there! Or on the 9:03 from kings x if anyone is doing the same!
April 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Updated the profile so Meoww Tanaka gets more prominence. #lufc going up as champions. 100 pts on the cards. Unbelievable.
April 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
How I dress for work most days...
Life magazine, 1914.
Picture by Otho Cushing showing people of the future (1950) looking at what people looked like in 1914.
"Weren't they funny?"
April 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by Mr Iceberg
My kid has been guided by the Netflix algorithm to a cartoon about Native American land rights and for some reason Netflix has dubbed it with Yorkshire accents for British audiences.
April 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Gong to post again. I've followed everything lufc on here but stuck to a drunken resolution during the bad period to wait until we were up as I always knew we would be! #lufc
April 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Tbh not sure we're going to make it to easter.
Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
#lufc fan: the glass will inexplicably shatter come the easter break

(not this year!)
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Theorist: The cup is half full of dark matter
March 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Chase the Sun, is to darts as The Chain is to Formula one.

I haven't posted on here for a while.. Just occurred to me as I listen to radio 2 and needed to voice that.

It's all ok #lufc fans. My next missive will be after promotion. Onwards. Upwards.
March 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Voodoo Ray.. All children should be made to listen to this at primary school.
February 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is Meow Tanaka. #lufc #goingup and I've had six or seven pints
February 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is lovely
February 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What is this feeling when the nerves disappear before half time in an away game? #lufc
February 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Half wonder whether those moaning about the lack of #lufc transfer action want to see the play offs to say 'I told you say so'.
It is what it is.. We will be fine. And we will get beat 2-3 times between now and May. Beacuse Championship football.
February 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Been on a very real haggis hunt. Got the last one, possibly in the whole of North London, after four supermarkets visited.
January 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm on the 'lucky'* home brew to calm the nerves. #lufc

*I have not kept any stats on performances when drinking home brew vs mass produced lager.. But it feels lucky
January 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM