IanH Creative force of nature
@ianhayles.bsky.social
Performer/creator/writer/maker/all round clever clogs
I do kind of want to know which is Elon's favourite 'Carry on' film is.
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I do kind of want to know which is Elon's favourite 'Carry on' film is.
Coined the phrase “tighter than a toddlers fist holding on to a cheese string” just now… pretty proud of it tbh… will try to use it in conversation tomorrow.
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Coined the phrase “tighter than a toddlers fist holding on to a cheese string” just now… pretty proud of it tbh… will try to use it in conversation tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing how this guy turns out!
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Looking forward to seeing how this guy turns out!
What you looking at?
August 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What you looking at?
I’ve made a pretty little star map puzzle for a thing I’m doing…
I’ll put the text clue in the reply’s if you want to have a go… it’s one of the simpler puzzles in the set and just supposed to be an Aha! Moment.
I’ll put the text clue in the reply’s if you want to have a go… it’s one of the simpler puzzles in the set and just supposed to be an Aha! Moment.
August 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I’ve made a pretty little star map puzzle for a thing I’m doing…
I’ll put the text clue in the reply’s if you want to have a go… it’s one of the simpler puzzles in the set and just supposed to be an Aha! Moment.
I’ll put the text clue in the reply’s if you want to have a go… it’s one of the simpler puzzles in the set and just supposed to be an Aha! Moment.
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I've got a back to the future detectorists print with a dent/tear at the bottom, free to a randomly selected good home. Follow/Like/Repost/Reply to be in with a chance of getting it.
August 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I've got a back to the future detectorists print with a dent/tear at the bottom, free to a randomly selected good home. Follow/Like/Repost/Reply to be in with a chance of getting it.
Is anyone a puzzle fan? I'm looking for people to be testers for something I'm putting together... it would just be the odd a4 head scratcher to have a go at... apply below x
#puzzles #escaperoom #games 🧩
#puzzles #escaperoom #games 🧩
July 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Is anyone a puzzle fan? I'm looking for people to be testers for something I'm putting together... it would just be the odd a4 head scratcher to have a go at... apply below x
#puzzles #escaperoom #games 🧩
#puzzles #escaperoom #games 🧩
Reading @sachacoward.bsky.social Queer as Folklore in the dappled sunlight of a tree. Lovely way to spend an afternoon.
July 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Reading @sachacoward.bsky.social Queer as Folklore in the dappled sunlight of a tree. Lovely way to spend an afternoon.
Just seen a headline “benefits u-turn may haunt Prime minister” and I just thought, not exactly M. R. James is it?
June 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Just seen a headline “benefits u-turn may haunt Prime minister” and I just thought, not exactly M. R. James is it?
I’m loving Glastonbury but I’d love a Musical Theatre stage… like just imagine after Buster Rhymes the cast of Phantom get up and belt out a few numbers… or The 1975 supported by Death Becomes Her… it would be brilliant
June 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m loving Glastonbury but I’d love a Musical Theatre stage… like just imagine after Buster Rhymes the cast of Phantom get up and belt out a few numbers… or The 1975 supported by Death Becomes Her… it would be brilliant
June 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
And here it is… the line up for Party like it’s 1998 and I’m in VERY good company!
Party Like It's 1998 Lineup (three skeets!)
I Took My Shoes From San Francisco - Steve Cole
Harmony Pines - Johnstone J. McGuckian
Trespassers Will Be Executed - John Peel
Whoops - Gary Russell
The Ghost - Steve Lyons
Knocky Nine Doors - Ian Hayles
Do I Have To Do This All Over Again - Jon Blum
I Took My Shoes From San Francisco - Steve Cole
Harmony Pines - Johnstone J. McGuckian
Trespassers Will Be Executed - John Peel
Whoops - Gary Russell
The Ghost - Steve Lyons
Knocky Nine Doors - Ian Hayles
Do I Have To Do This All Over Again - Jon Blum
June 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
And here it is… the line up for Party like it’s 1998 and I’m in VERY good company!
This! I’ve got a story in this wonderful thing… sentient hydrangeas, ghostly children and sassy pensioners!
Samantha Jones…Faction Paradox…the Amnesiac Doctor…Sabbath…Iris Wildthyme…Compassion…President Romana…
Come with us to 1998, where there’s a party still going on… Meet old friends and new in a treasury of tales celebrating the most joyful of all the Doctors Who.
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Come with us to 1998, where there’s a party still going on… Meet old friends and new in a treasury of tales celebrating the most joyful of all the Doctors Who.
obversebooks.co.uk/product/part...
June 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
This! I’ve got a story in this wonderful thing… sentient hydrangeas, ghostly children and sassy pensioners!
I’m a contributor to this brilliant book of Doctor Who short stories! Available for preorder now! #booksky #writing #doctorwho #obversebooks 💙📚
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obversebooks.co.uk/product/part...
Party like it’s 1998! – Obverse Books
obversebooks.co.uk
June 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I’m a contributor to this brilliant book of Doctor Who short stories! Available for preorder now! #booksky #writing #doctorwho #obversebooks 💙📚
obversebooks.co.uk/product/part...
obversebooks.co.uk/product/part...
I have a joke about Cassandra.
You won’t believe how funny it is.
You won’t believe how funny it is.
I have a joke about Sisyphus.
What do you mean I have to tell it again?
What do you mean I have to tell it again?
I have a joke about Zeus, you'll be thunderstruck by it
June 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I have a joke about Cassandra.
You won’t believe how funny it is.
You won’t believe how funny it is.
Me too Jamaican Ginger Cake… me too!
June 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Me too Jamaican Ginger Cake… me too!
Someone I know and have shared a stage with has just won a Tony Award... it's taken me a day to process this...
June 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Someone I know and have shared a stage with has just won a Tony Award... it's taken me a day to process this...
Is it possible to “Get her Jade!” For both sides?
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Is it possible to “Get her Jade!” For both sides?
My manifesto for Doctor Who
-more chumblies
-Kate Bush to write a sequel to Snakedance
-the TARDIS to keep getting smaller over the course of the season and no one say anything (actually that’s a good idea)
-Sarah Paulson and Gillian Anderson in Happiness Patrol spinoff (again that’s a good idea!)
-more chumblies
-Kate Bush to write a sequel to Snakedance
-the TARDIS to keep getting smaller over the course of the season and no one say anything (actually that’s a good idea)
-Sarah Paulson and Gillian Anderson in Happiness Patrol spinoff (again that’s a good idea!)
June 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My manifesto for Doctor Who
-more chumblies
-Kate Bush to write a sequel to Snakedance
-the TARDIS to keep getting smaller over the course of the season and no one say anything (actually that’s a good idea)
-Sarah Paulson and Gillian Anderson in Happiness Patrol spinoff (again that’s a good idea!)
-more chumblies
-Kate Bush to write a sequel to Snakedance
-the TARDIS to keep getting smaller over the course of the season and no one say anything (actually that’s a good idea)
-Sarah Paulson and Gillian Anderson in Happiness Patrol spinoff (again that’s a good idea!)
Ernest Borgnine would be 107 years old
June 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Ernest Borgnine would be 107 years old
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May 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Today’s random line that may or may not stay in the story I’m writing,
“Charlie Dimmock’s very own El Dorado.”
“Charlie Dimmock’s very own El Dorado.”
May 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Today’s random line that may or may not stay in the story I’m writing,
“Charlie Dimmock’s very own El Dorado.”
“Charlie Dimmock’s very own El Dorado.”
I do enjoy editing…. Crossing out, reshaping, refining. Do it with a quick stroke and it hardly hurts at all!
May 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I do enjoy editing…. Crossing out, reshaping, refining. Do it with a quick stroke and it hardly hurts at all!
Last night I dreamt that Big Finish had commissioned me to do a range of audio dramas based on the TV show Animal Magic.
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May 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Last night I dreamt that Big Finish had commissioned me to do a range of audio dramas based on the TV show Animal Magic.
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