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The books are very good
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The books are very good
I was quizzed in that church yard as to the place of Draculas burial… the people were having none of it about him being entirely fictional so I explained that it was more likely that his remains were either in his Castle or down in a private plot in Carfax…
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I was quizzed in that church yard as to the place of Draculas burial… the people were having none of it about him being entirely fictional so I explained that it was more likely that his remains were either in his Castle or down in a private plot in Carfax…
Too funny!
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Too funny!
Little Lord Fauntleroy but with the Master being the cause of the “littleness”. 6th Doctor and Ailnley Master obvs. X
October 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Little Lord Fauntleroy but with the Master being the cause of the “littleness”. 6th Doctor and Ailnley Master obvs. X
It’s the best thing introducing new people to a long form work like this x hope you all have fun x
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s the best thing introducing new people to a long form work like this x hope you all have fun x
Yeah it’s not a problem mate… but thanks for your concern x
October 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yeah it’s not a problem mate… but thanks for your concern x
wow that was good!
October 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
wow that was good!
Carry on wanking nurse.
September 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Carry on wanking nurse.
Carry on wanking
September 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Carry on wanking
I’d be interested in reading that
September 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I’d be interested in reading that
I love WBY but can see how it’s a bit of a marmite episode.
September 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I love WBY but can see how it’s a bit of a marmite episode.
Oh... thats...
Yeah.
I can see where Siegfried was coming from.
Yeah.
I can see where Siegfried was coming from.
September 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Oh... thats...
Yeah.
I can see where Siegfried was coming from.
Yeah.
I can see where Siegfried was coming from.
Wrestling! Yes!
September 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Wrestling! Yes!
You’re sexy as fuck mate x
August 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
You’re sexy as fuck mate x
The Avengers soundtrack album is very very good.
August 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Avengers soundtrack album is very very good.
My friend Jonny wrote the First Doctor story for you... Very much looking forward to hearing what the mind of Sims came up with for you x
August 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My friend Jonny wrote the First Doctor story for you... Very much looking forward to hearing what the mind of Sims came up with for you x
Build a Snowman? 🎶
August 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Build a Snowman? 🎶
Black holes and Quicksand. I thought we’d be thick with both of them by now seeing how prevalent they were in the media of my childhood.
August 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Black holes and Quicksand. I thought we’d be thick with both of them by now seeing how prevalent they were in the media of my childhood.
“Peaseblossom, Cobweb, Mustardseed, Pipsqueek… Pipsqueek? Does any one know where Pipsqueek is?”
“Yes your majesty, he’s in the next dell doing kettlebell swings with acorns and curling mushroom dumbbells.”
“Yes your majesty, he’s in the next dell doing kettlebell swings with acorns and curling mushroom dumbbells.”
August 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
“Peaseblossom, Cobweb, Mustardseed, Pipsqueek… Pipsqueek? Does any one know where Pipsqueek is?”
“Yes your majesty, he’s in the next dell doing kettlebell swings with acorns and curling mushroom dumbbells.”
“Yes your majesty, he’s in the next dell doing kettlebell swings with acorns and curling mushroom dumbbells.”
Lovely pic
August 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Lovely pic
This message is scrawled underneath in manic handwriting
“And that’s where I hid the Third digit to my lock… you’ll never find it copper! Ah-Hahahahaha!”
“And that’s where I hid the Third digit to my lock… you’ll never find it copper! Ah-Hahahahaha!”
August 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This message is scrawled underneath in manic handwriting
“And that’s where I hid the Third digit to my lock… you’ll never find it copper! Ah-Hahahahaha!”
“And that’s where I hid the Third digit to my lock… you’ll never find it copper! Ah-Hahahahaha!”