The Whorax
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Bakers always say the secret ingredient is love, but I’m pretty sure it’s butter.
December 14, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Bakers always say the secret ingredient is love, but I’m pretty sure it’s butter.
December 13, 2024 at 7:54 AM
It’s a beautiful day for cuddles in lingerie ❤️
December 8, 2024 at 6:50 PM
It’s a beautiful day for cuddles in lingerie ❤️
When your strawberry danishes look like they belong in an emergency room 😂😂 but they were sooo goooood.
December 8, 2024 at 6:47 PM
When your strawberry danishes look like they belong in an emergency room 😂😂 but they were sooo goooood.
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Well played. And frighteningly accurate.
November 29, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Well played. And frighteningly accurate.
November 29, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
November 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
November 28, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
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"It contains no enforcement mechanism."
State-sanctioned bigotry is its own enforcement mechanism. The fearmongering is the point. Ohio Republicans expect bullies and bigots to come up with their own extra-legislative "enforcement mechanisms."
State-sanctioned bigotry is its own enforcement mechanism. The fearmongering is the point. Ohio Republicans expect bullies and bigots to come up with their own extra-legislative "enforcement mechanisms."
November 27, 2024 at 8:37 PM
"It contains no enforcement mechanism."
State-sanctioned bigotry is its own enforcement mechanism. The fearmongering is the point. Ohio Republicans expect bullies and bigots to come up with their own extra-legislative "enforcement mechanisms."
State-sanctioned bigotry is its own enforcement mechanism. The fearmongering is the point. Ohio Republicans expect bullies and bigots to come up with their own extra-legislative "enforcement mechanisms."
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Funny because true.
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Funny because true.
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Animated movie where two turkeys here about the Thanksgiving pardoning tradition and go on a crime spree.
November 26, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Animated movie where two turkeys here about the Thanksgiving pardoning tradition and go on a crime spree.
November 26, 2024 at 1:44 AM