my pets have been peeved, i'll tell ya that much
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
my pets have been peeved, i'll tell ya that much
everyone knows reformed rakes make the best husbands
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 AM
everyone knows reformed rakes make the best husbands
I need to be fully dressed up, Black Tie style, in approximately 2 hours and have yet to even wash my hair. This is my Olympics.
February 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I need to be fully dressed up, Black Tie style, in approximately 2 hours and have yet to even wash my hair. This is my Olympics.
it's actually very cute that my alarm went off 75 minutes ago and I'm still in bed
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
it's actually very cute that my alarm went off 75 minutes ago and I'm still in bed
nobody even asked me to be their groundhog today
February 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
nobody even asked me to be their groundhog today
look, i cannot handle this
Connor Storrie to host SNL with musical guest Mumford & Sons on February 28th.
February 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
look, i cannot handle this
giggling and kicking my little feet at the new season of Bridgerton
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
giggling and kicking my little feet at the new season of Bridgerton
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AP reports that an officer said “Boo Hoo” in response to angry protesters after a man was shot and killed by federal officers in Minneapolis.
(apnews.com/article/immi...)
(apnews.com/article/immi...)
January 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
AP reports that an officer said “Boo Hoo” in response to angry protesters after a man was shot and killed by federal officers in Minneapolis.
(apnews.com/article/immi...)
(apnews.com/article/immi...)
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Thirty-one known defendants have been charged in Chicago with non-immigration crimes tied to “Operation Midway Blitz.”
With today’s acquittal, 15 of them have been cleared.
No one has been convicted.
With today’s acquittal, 15 of them have been cleared.
No one has been convicted.
#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino.
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
January 22, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Thirty-one known defendants have been charged in Chicago with non-immigration crimes tied to “Operation Midway Blitz.”
With today’s acquittal, 15 of them have been cleared.
No one has been convicted.
With today’s acquittal, 15 of them have been cleared.
No one has been convicted.
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
me every single day
apologies to the dark haired person in my life who is about to get got
January 20, 2026 at 10:46 PM
apologies to the dark haired person in my life who is about to get got
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BREAKING: Indiana completes undefeated season and wins first national title, beating Miami 27-21 in College Football Playoff final.
Indiana completes undefeated season and wins first national title, beating Miami 27-21 in CFP final
Fernando Mendoza bulldozed his way into the end zone and Indiana bullied its way into the history books Monday night.
bit.ly
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
BREAKING: Indiana completes undefeated season and wins first national title, beating Miami 27-21 in College Football Playoff final.
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Indiana winning the national championship is the greatest story in college football history
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Indiana winning the national championship is the greatest story in college football history
oh my god oh my GOD oh my GOD
January 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
oh my god oh my GOD oh my GOD
this is so important to me
January 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
this is so important to me
You guys, my UberEats driver is named "Savior." And he's bringing me chicken wings. Truly living up to his name.
January 17, 2026 at 1:23 AM
You guys, my UberEats driver is named "Savior." And he's bringing me chicken wings. Truly living up to his name.
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introducing the flat bucket!
January 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
introducing the flat bucket!
I hate when people make me be stern because it makes me feel like an asshole. I'm much more of a "no worries if not!" girly.
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I hate when people make me be stern because it makes me feel like an asshole. I'm much more of a "no worries if not!" girly.
depressed (derogatory)
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
depressed (derogatory)
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This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
March 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
men need to wear more slutty little necklaces
January 12, 2026 at 1:13 AM
men need to wear more slutty little necklaces
i need a way to tell my body that going clothes shopping isn't the same as shipping myself off to war bc clearly we are confused
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
i need a way to tell my body that going clothes shopping isn't the same as shipping myself off to war bc clearly we are confused