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Kelsey
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two cats lay cuddled up under a Christmas tree. one is doing a very big yawn and the other and the other is doing a little snooze
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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turkey relaxin'
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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turkey trottin'
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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you can't tell by her face but she is actually so relaxed and happy
My chubby little tabby cat princess relaxing on my lap. Her eyes are so wide but also so blank. She doesn't have a single thought in her tiny little head.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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these two are THRILLED tho
two tabby cats stare into the camera from the middle of a sea of clutter and boxes and a random lamp shade that were pulled from my closet
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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pictures taken moments before disaster (he pushed the fake plant off the shelf)
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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zero thoughts in there
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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this isn't suspicious looking at all
One very guilty looking Doug (tabby cat) stares at the camera while just the tail, butt, and legs of Hugg (other tabby cat) peek out from underneath a green velvet chair.
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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"Kelsey, how are you going to celebrate now that Women Build is over?"

Me:
A coffee table with a pink laptop on it. The screen shows a Sims 4 game. A tabby cat lays next to the laptop. The TV behind the coffee table is playing a Smosh Games video.
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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This very sweet boy has been hanging around the build site all month. I have nicknamed him Concrete.
A tabby cat with white paws standing on a muddy construction site. He looks so soft and perfect. The same tabby with white paws leans into my hand with his eyes closed as he gets some very nice scratches.
October 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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new album cover just dropped
A picture of a shitty couch with a yellow blanket and pink pillow. A lamp is on its side by the arm of the sofa, casting a harsh shadow on the wall behind the couch. One cat sits shadowed on the arm of the couch and the other cat sits in the background on a side table with a very cool shadow behind her on the wall. They're both mean-mugging the camera.
October 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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you thought I was joking
A picture of a TV showing the timeline of building a pole barn.
October 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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✨art✨
A crochet wall hanging of Danny DeVito
October 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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ICE near Ida B. Wells/Dearborn/Van Buren in Chicago.
ICE vehicle parked on top of a building near downtown Chicago. Closer look at ICE vehicle.
September 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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sweet lil baby
A black and white Pitt Bull/Husky mix stares innocently into the camera. She has blue eye and one brown eye and they look far too innocent for the smell she just unleashed.
September 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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good morning, i slept for 11 hours by accident
An old white chihuahua peaking out from a blanket fort. He looks discombobulated with a long black haired wig sticking out in all directions. He has no idea what dimension he appeared from and he's also so fucking over it.
September 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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had to take a strengths assessment for work and just reinforced that I'll never escape the INFJ allegations
A screenshot of my CliftonStrengths results: 1. Developer® You recognize and cultivate the potential in others. You spot the signs of each small improvement and derive satisfaction from evidence of progress. 2. Harmony® You look for consensus. You don't enjoy conflict, rather, you seek areas of agreement. 3. Empathy® You can sense other people's feelings by imagining yourself in others' lives or situations. 4. Consistency® You are keenly aware of the need to treat people the same. You crave stable routines and clear rules and procedures that everyone can follow. 5. Positivity® You have contagious enthusiasm. You are upbeat and can get others excited about what they are going to do.
September 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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good morning from the build site
A pink hard hat hanging on a fence post. The hard had has a bunch of girl power stickers (Feminist, Girl Power, Yes Women Can, etc.) on it, along with a big name tag that says Kelsey. Behind the fence is scaffolding and a framed out house.
September 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Also, Salesforce absolutely does run on vibes. IFKYK.
A hand holding a small cross stitch. A bright blue cloud shaped like the Salesforce logo is stitched in the hoop. The words "Salesforce Runs on Vibes" is stitched overtop it in white.
September 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Work's IT guy is leaving so I stitched this with one of our jokes on it as a going away gift.

I haven't made a little fucky cross stitch like this in several years (and this was very rushed) so my backstitching skills are rusty, but it was fun to do a silly little guy like this again!
A hand holding a small cross stitch. The cross stitch has a bight blue cloud on it shaped like the Salesforce logo. Inside the cloud is the phrase "Salesforce Runs on Vibes" stitched in white with a little heart.
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Oh my goodness, I also had tuxedo baby named Ollie. He was originally Breadsticks, from the Olive Garden-themed litter at the rescue, so we called him Ollie for short.
A black and white tuxedo kitty laying on his back in the crack between two couch cushions. A black and white tuxedo kitten sits on a pink comforter and looks back into the camera. He is smol and very cute.
September 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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look what i made
A pill bottle decked out with bright orange rhinestones
September 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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1,000 days sober ✨🥹
August 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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changed my hair, am now 15% hotter
A selfie of Kelsey, a white woman. She is making kissy lips/duck face with her eyes closed. Her hair has recently been dyed with a few blond, face-framing pieces. She is now 15% hotter than before.
August 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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i've had a very good day 🥰
Kelsey, a white woman with long, wavy brown hair, smiles at the camera. Her eyelashes look AMAZING.
August 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM