In keeping with the the most sacred & ancient Christmas traditions, I have not consumed a single calorie today that wasn't purchased from a convenience store. #HamOnt

Greetings from under the table, #HamOnt!

If you REALLY need to secure your digital documents, don't bother with password protection, encryption & air gaps - just upload it to a SharePoint.

We do not, in fact, care. Let's go! #Steelers

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#HamOnt

Interesting to nobody else but me:

Tomorrow is next week, next month & next year, #HamOnt.

I need two people to come with me tonight to break into the local billionaire’s house at midnight dressed as ghosts. I’ll explain everything tomorrow when we are feasting on the prized turkey from the butcher’s window.

First!