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Yes, the U.S. government is fascist.
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Yes, the U.S. government is fascist.
Was legit looking for a solution to my Google Home mini flashing lights problem and came across this gem on Reddit.
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Was legit looking for a solution to my Google Home mini flashing lights problem and came across this gem on Reddit.
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The Truth about Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The Truth about Venezuela.
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Ted Cruz: "Jasmine Crockett said every Hispanic in Texas who voted for Trump has a slave mentality — Well, I happily voted for Trump"
Rafael with the self own
Rafael with the self own
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ted Cruz: "Jasmine Crockett said every Hispanic in Texas who voted for Trump has a slave mentality — Well, I happily voted for Trump"
Rafael with the self own
Rafael with the self own
One of the most American things I can think of is chicken tenders. Like...why have you done this to chicken and made it into not food?
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
One of the most American things I can think of is chicken tenders. Like...why have you done this to chicken and made it into not food?
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All these Republican scumbags knew all along that Trump is human garbage.
But they conned voters into voting for him anyway.
Never trust a Republican.
But they conned voters into voting for him anyway.
Never trust a Republican.
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
All these Republican scumbags knew all along that Trump is human garbage.
But they conned voters into voting for him anyway.
Never trust a Republican.
But they conned voters into voting for him anyway.
Never trust a Republican.
I feel most normal when I'm hyperventilating; so, don't tell me to relax, Frankie.
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I feel most normal when I'm hyperventilating; so, don't tell me to relax, Frankie.
So glad that in school, they taught us to solve for Amy's age if her brother was 7 multipled by the average velocity of a European seagull subtracted from the number of apples in the basket she was carrying, instead of teaching us to solve real world problems, like changing a tire. So useful.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So glad that in school, they taught us to solve for Amy's age if her brother was 7 multipled by the average velocity of a European seagull subtracted from the number of apples in the basket she was carrying, instead of teaching us to solve real world problems, like changing a tire. So useful.
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These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
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October 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Perfection
October 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Perfection
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Stoke fear. Exploit desperation. Suspend the rule of law. Fan brutality.
Every time the stronger brutalize the weak, it’s fundamentally the same playbook.
Our duty is to stand up to brutality.
Our moral obligation is to protect the vulnerable and hold the powerful accountable.
Every time the stronger brutalize the weak, it’s fundamentally the same playbook.
Our duty is to stand up to brutality.
Our moral obligation is to protect the vulnerable and hold the powerful accountable.
October 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Stoke fear. Exploit desperation. Suspend the rule of law. Fan brutality.
Every time the stronger brutalize the weak, it’s fundamentally the same playbook.
Our duty is to stand up to brutality.
Our moral obligation is to protect the vulnerable and hold the powerful accountable.
Every time the stronger brutalize the weak, it’s fundamentally the same playbook.
Our duty is to stand up to brutality.
Our moral obligation is to protect the vulnerable and hold the powerful accountable.
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I miss the good ol' days when we didn't have to live through 5 Watergates a week.
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I miss the good ol' days when we didn't have to live through 5 Watergates a week.
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Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."
September 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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Omg! This is funny as fuck‼️ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀
September 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Omg! This is funny as fuck‼️ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀
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Brazil's Supreme Court held its country's former president accountable for committing crimes.
Meanwhile, our country's Supreme Court gave our former president immunity from prosecution for committing even more crimes.
So guess which country is more broken and shamelessly corrupt.
Meanwhile, our country's Supreme Court gave our former president immunity from prosecution for committing even more crimes.
So guess which country is more broken and shamelessly corrupt.
September 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Brazil's Supreme Court held its country's former president accountable for committing crimes.
Meanwhile, our country's Supreme Court gave our former president immunity from prosecution for committing even more crimes.
So guess which country is more broken and shamelessly corrupt.
Meanwhile, our country's Supreme Court gave our former president immunity from prosecution for committing even more crimes.
So guess which country is more broken and shamelessly corrupt.
Whoever murdered Charlie Kirk just made life for everyone who is already at a huge disadvantage at the hands of this administration even more vulnerable and unsafe.
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Whoever murdered Charlie Kirk just made life for everyone who is already at a huge disadvantage at the hands of this administration even more vulnerable and unsafe.
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That one person in the zombie movie who doesn't tell the rest of the group they got bitten.
August 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
That one person in the zombie movie who doesn't tell the rest of the group they got bitten.
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Watching the Netflix documentary on Devo and this image of their 1978 debut album cover pops up and ask, "Just how old *is* Tom Brady?"
August 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Watching the Netflix documentary on Devo and this image of their 1978 debut album cover pops up and ask, "Just how old *is* Tom Brady?"
Himalayan Punk Salt should be a thing.
August 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Himalayan Punk Salt should be a thing.