Teddy the Hypno Himbo
@hypnopupper.bsky.social
Hypnosis, haircuts, transformation, and almost every other kink you can think of. Find me on Telegram and Instagram at @leathercanuck90!
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Forgot I posted this — I changed my Facebook name to Teddy and asked everyone to make the switch on 21 May!
Playing with my name a little. I'm genuinely thinking of getting away from being (an)Drew legally at some point. Teddy feels more me than anything else these days.
August 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Forgot I posted this — I changed my Facebook name to Teddy and asked everyone to make the switch on 21 May!
Have you ever been trying out an outfit you're unsure of, only to accidentally take a fucking AMAZING selfie?
Cause...
Cause...
December 29, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Have you ever been trying out an outfit you're unsure of, only to accidentally take a fucking AMAZING selfie?
Cause...
Cause...
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
You know how shaving off your beard (or, at least, my beard) takes ten years off how old you look?
Apparently, that's proportional, cause I shaved half of it and I look 5 years younger. 😂
Apparently, that's proportional, cause I shaved half of it and I look 5 years younger. 😂
November 30, 2024 at 9:34 AM
You know how shaving off your beard (or, at least, my beard) takes ten years off how old you look?
Apparently, that's proportional, cause I shaved half of it and I look 5 years younger. 😂
Apparently, that's proportional, cause I shaved half of it and I look 5 years younger. 😂
Someone asked in a Facebook group I'm in what a "twunt" was, and my gay ass went to "twink cunt" before "twat/cunt" (which was the correct answer). 🫠
November 30, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Someone asked in a Facebook group I'm in what a "twunt" was, and my gay ass went to "twink cunt" before "twat/cunt" (which was the correct answer). 🫠
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The warlock put amplification spell on his hat making him extremely horny outdoors. It got so intense he no longer cared if he got caught and he never realized something he was wearing was amplifying his feelings and making his fetish reality
November 30, 2024 at 1:37 AM
The warlock put amplification spell on his hat making him extremely horny outdoors. It got so intense he no longer cared if he got caught and he never realized something he was wearing was amplifying his feelings and making his fetish reality
You know — soldiers make some of the best hypno subs.
... And vice versa. 😏😵💫
... And vice versa. 😏😵💫
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 AM
You know — soldiers make some of the best hypno subs.
... And vice versa. 😏😵💫
... And vice versa. 😏😵💫
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Repost if you'd get dad's stink on you 😈
November 25, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Repost if you'd get dad's stink on you 😈
just accidently did a muscle pup file for roughly 3h, I feel like I slept but also remember barking/nodding/shaking my head/edging throughout it...
...oops?
Also 😵💫🤤🐶💪
...oops?
Also 😵💫🤤🐶💪
November 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
just accidently did a muscle pup file for roughly 3h, I feel like I slept but also remember barking/nodding/shaking my head/edging throughout it...
...oops?
Also 😵💫🤤🐶💪
...oops?
Also 😵💫🤤🐶💪
Playing with my name a little. I'm genuinely thinking of getting away from being (an)Drew legally at some point. Teddy feels more me than anything else these days.
November 25, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Playing with my name a little. I'm genuinely thinking of getting away from being (an)Drew legally at some point. Teddy feels more me than anything else these days.
Got called "very Canadian-punk" today. 🙌
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Got called "very Canadian-punk" today. 🙌
I'm at Planet Fitness finally cancelling my membership and the guy goes "I like your nose ring." I say thank you, he types another thing into the computer, looks at me and goes
"Are you a magician or something? Or a guitarist? You look like you play guitar." 😂😂😂
"Are you a magician or something? Or a guitarist? You look like you play guitar." 😂😂😂
November 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I'm at Planet Fitness finally cancelling my membership and the guy goes "I like your nose ring." I say thank you, he types another thing into the computer, looks at me and goes
"Are you a magician or something? Or a guitarist? You look like you play guitar." 😂😂😂
"Are you a magician or something? Or a guitarist? You look like you play guitar." 😂😂😂
Fellow pups of Bluesky: what’s the story/meaning behind your pup name?
I just decided last night while talking to Master that I'm switching to a name that has a lot more meaning! Trivium. Masculine form of Trivia, both because I am full of useless facts and because Trivia was an epithet of Hecate!
I just decided last night while talking to Master that I'm switching to a name that has a lot more meaning! Trivium. Masculine form of Trivia, both because I am full of useless facts and because Trivia was an epithet of Hecate!
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Fellow pups of Bluesky: what’s the story/meaning behind your pup name?
I just decided last night while talking to Master that I'm switching to a name that has a lot more meaning! Trivium. Masculine form of Trivia, both because I am full of useless facts and because Trivia was an epithet of Hecate!
I just decided last night while talking to Master that I'm switching to a name that has a lot more meaning! Trivium. Masculine form of Trivia, both because I am full of useless facts and because Trivia was an epithet of Hecate!
btw gonna try to start using @aeclarkebooks.bsky.social as my vanilla account! Feel free to follow there, it'll be slightly more boring probably (maybe funny??)
November 24, 2024 at 3:32 AM
btw gonna try to start using @aeclarkebooks.bsky.social as my vanilla account! Feel free to follow there, it'll be slightly more boring probably (maybe funny??)
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Hey there, kiddo. Remember when Mom said Mr. Whiskers went to a happy dog farm where all pups live forever? You do Right?
Welcome, little piggy... You’re on that farm now.
Welcome, little piggy... You’re on that farm now.
November 24, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Hey there, kiddo. Remember when Mom said Mr. Whiskers went to a happy dog farm where all pups live forever? You do Right?
Welcome, little piggy... You’re on that farm now.
Welcome, little piggy... You’re on that farm now.
My Master has been steadily turning me more and more into a pitfag... both mine and his. It's fucking amazing being brainwashed.
November 23, 2024 at 11:11 PM
My Master has been steadily turning me more and more into a pitfag... both mine and his. It's fucking amazing being brainwashed.
Just to be clear: If you voted for Trump, or are happy about him winning, you aren't welcome here (or in my life in general). You're a piece of shit, and if you're American then I hope you personally suffer the consequences of your decision.
November 23, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Just to be clear: If you voted for Trump, or are happy about him winning, you aren't welcome here (or in my life in general). You're a piece of shit, and if you're American then I hope you personally suffer the consequences of your decision.
This feels like a Look.
November 21, 2024 at 6:30 AM
This feels like a Look.
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Boyz, I’ve honestly had enough of perv talk, race play bullshit, MAGA talk. I got away from that other app. Do not at all follow me if you’re into that shit.
November 21, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Boyz, I’ve honestly had enough of perv talk, race play bullshit, MAGA talk. I got away from that other app. Do not at all follow me if you’re into that shit.
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This is your mind now.
November 21, 2024 at 5:51 AM
This is your mind now.
LMAO sucks to suck I guess 💁♂️
This has to be one of the funniest posts ever made about Bluesky
November 18, 2024 at 1:54 PM
LMAO sucks to suck I guess 💁♂️
Exactly two years my junior!
(Alternate birthday twin: Japan.)
(Alternate birthday twin: Japan.)
November 18, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Exactly two years my junior!
(Alternate birthday twin: Japan.)
(Alternate birthday twin: Japan.)
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I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog. I’m a doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie dog.
That likes socks.
That likes socks.
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog I’m a doggie I’m a dog. I’m a doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie dog.
That likes socks.
That likes socks.