Teddy the Hypno Himbo
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hypnopupper.bsky.social
Teddy the Hypno Himbo
@hypnopupper.bsky.social
Hypnosis, haircuts, transformation, and almost every other kink you can think of. Find me on Telegram and Instagram at @leathercanuck90!
Have you ever been trying out an outfit you're unsure of, only to accidentally take a fucking AMAZING selfie?

Cause...
December 29, 2024 at 6:35 AM
You know how shaving off your beard (or, at least, my beard) takes ten years off how old you look?

Apparently, that's proportional, cause I shaved half of it and I look 5 years younger. 😂
November 30, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Yussss. (View from my bed because I'm too lazy to get up...)
November 30, 2024 at 2:03 AM
You know — soldiers make some of the best hypno subs.

... And vice versa. 😏😵‍💫
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 AM
November 26, 2024 at 8:40 AM
Aww mine stay in place.
November 26, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Got called "very Canadian-punk" today. 🙌
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I'm at Planet Fitness finally cancelling my membership and the guy goes "I like your nose ring." I say thank you, he types another thing into the computer, looks at me and goes

"Are you a magician or something? Or a guitarist? You look like you play guitar." 😂😂😂
November 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Fellow pups of Bluesky: what’s the story/meaning behind your pup name?

I just decided last night while talking to Master that I'm switching to a name that has a lot more meaning! Trivium. Masculine form of Trivia, both because I am full of useless facts and because Trivia was an epithet of Hecate!
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 AM
My Master has been steadily turning me more and more into a pitfag... both mine and his. It's fucking amazing being brainwashed.
November 23, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Done it twice so far! Summer in 2020 (hypno-influenced) + 2022 (was playing Uncle Fester in The Addams Family Musical)!
November 23, 2024 at 10:49 PM
This feels like a Look.
November 21, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Every time I see this, I roll the dice a few times lmao
November 18, 2024 at 9:36 AM
BONUS CAT: This is Cleocatra, my best friend's cat. We moved in together in July 2018, and found Cleo on the street a month later. She ran the house until her mom moved out in July 2023, honestly. Bit of a bitch (compliment).
November 16, 2024 at 12:27 PM
And fourth, Purrsephone. My ex and I adopted her last December (before we split), after my best friend's husband found her in a loading dock. She is a little shit, constantly getting in trouble with the other cats, extremely food-driven (and will push you out of the way for milk), and we love her.
November 16, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Third, my ex-husband-slash-current-roommate's baby, Makenzie. Kenzie lives almost entirely in the upstairs bedrooms, but if she sees me looking at my houseplants she WILL scream at me until I pick her up and bounce her gently on my shoulder, as is required when viewing plants.
November 16, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Second, Ser Pounce-a-Lot. Pounce has *maybe* two braincells to rub together on a good day. He's a ragdoll, so generally you can scoop him up with one hand and he just purrs and accepts his fate. He greets strangers at the door and likes to be tall.
November 16, 2024 at 12:27 PM
We've got FOUR!!

First, my oldest: Hobbes, the crotchety old grandpa. My manager in 2011 found him and his sister in a box outside a Staples at 4 weeks old. He's attached to me at the hip.
November 16, 2024 at 12:27 PM
November 16, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Mildly extremely surprised I've never seen this before.
November 16, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Grass Type Gym Leader 🪴

(No one is surprised)
November 16, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺

(Yes, that book is mine. Go buy a copy, it's about gay superheroes.)
November 16, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Post 4 of your favorite Pokémon and let people assume things about you:
November 16, 2024 at 7:38 AM
FUCKING YESSSSS *pins to profile*
November 16, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I guess I should put more pictures on here huh

(ignore that the shirt is covered in cat hair, I exist in a haze of cat hair)
November 16, 2024 at 2:14 AM