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Hyperia 🎤🏳️‍⚧️🍊
@hyperiapontifex.bsky.social
Trans VA | She/They | 26 | Archery & Sword Bisexual🗡️💖🏹
💼Business Inquiries: hyperia.voice@gmail.com
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It's finally finished! I don't know why I was too stubborn to use a video editing software instead of OBS, but I wrestled that janky mess into submission!
youtu.be/froSbpRpkXE?...
Hyperia Demo Reel
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**clutches coffee** **hisses**
September 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Are you the trans girlie that makes pizza 7 days in a row to “finally get it right”? Or the one cooking pasta at 3 am?
June 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If anyone has any book/media suggestions, I have an 8+ hour flight coming up and could really use all I can get ~
June 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
When my friends get just a little too degenerate I’ll take a little break in the kitchen and touch some bread.
June 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
🥺 when they start copying your interests to impress you. Honey I’m plenty impressed enough already ~
May 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10
May 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If all the cool kids are playing D&D, why haven’t I had a chance to play my chronomancy bunny Thyme Hops? 🐇🕰️
March 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Something about the UK made the sinus bug I caught there extra spicy
March 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Getting back into your creative hobbies after a break feels so daunting but sooo rewarding
February 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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The best project I ever worked on that got scrapped was about the struggle to break the cycle of trauma from mother to child as you bury your past in a toxic cult and hide your son from your ex-wife, friend and family who are still loyal to it.

God I'd love to work on that concept again.
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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When I was 25 I was sad I had not written The Great American Novel. At 55, I realize there's no Great American Novel, there are merely the stories I'm the best person to tell. Don't worry about how others see greatness. Work on being the best version of who you are and what you can do in the world.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044
January 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Anyone else pack for a flights likes it’s a competition to see exactly how down to the wire you can get before starting?
January 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Today’s the day I fly off to the UK to see my amazing girlfriend! I’m really excited to see her but oh god am I filled with travel anxiety!
January 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The books I read this year were two cozy sappy lesbian adventure books and an intense anecdotal book on CPTSD. . . Truly swinging between extremes there
January 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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girl who can't do anything because she has something planned for a couple hours from now
December 30, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I love making fun of cheesy anime by guessing the words the characters will say next
December 30, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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On the lookout for #SquirrelCrimes.
December 29, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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only eats mcchickens gf
December 29, 2024 at 5:10 PM
It amazes me how quickly a room full of straight VA’s practicing together becomes a zest fest. I’m not complaining but . . . If they enjoy it so much they should just start kissing :3
December 24, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Remember to use all available blankets when storing your girlfriend. The heat and weight helps preserve the cuddle state until you can return.
December 21, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt
December 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Just want to put it out there that I'm more than happy to help other transfemmes with voice training. Hit me up while I'm still available to do them for free ~
December 13, 2024 at 6:03 PM
She’s a ten but doesn’t wash her rice 😬
December 12, 2024 at 9:35 PM