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May 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I eat a lot of rice in case I swallow my cell phone.
May 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
the jester hat i crocheted is too cute to take off but too embarrassing to wear outside
May 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
remembered i bought a pastry bc i dropped my airpod in its bag and now it’s covered in honey
May 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
crazy that the next time i kiss my gf we will both have masters degrees n we started dating before either of us even began our programs?!?!
May 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i’m so excited to be done with my masters degree :) i hope i find a job soon so i don’t have to do any more school!
April 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
pretty proud of my little doodle from today!
April 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
hi im cute but dont ever wear chapstick and it shows
April 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
ofc sedona didn’t get drafted, she was focused on the wrong rebounds
April 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
hell yeah i am so talented
April 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i want a software person to describe why blue sky push notifications are so delayed
April 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
gonna be a hater for a second but i just saw a post like,, “what obscure music do u listen to that nobody else does?”

and someone said “gregory alan isakov, sufjan stevens, and julien baker” 😅
April 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
gf who is way too upset about the minecraft movie

bf who knit a balaclava during the minecraft movie
April 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
my favorite part of my brand of nonbinary is when i get to dress up like sexy soviet propaganda and/or a CEO’s widow who is not too pressed abt it
April 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
devastated to announce that i might have to have a period for the first time in 2 years bc my body is upsetti spaghetti
April 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i love writing cover letters,, it’s like,,

🥺 uwu pwease give me the job bc i believe soooo hard in ur mission statement that i googled 30 seconds ago uwu 🥺
April 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
im getting so grumpy about how people treat one of my school besties :/

i dont want to hear abt how quirked up ur “autism” is when u treat my friend like he’s a fucking child bc he’s like,, much more obviously autistic
April 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
one day i will find a lip stain that makes my lips look as pretty as my gf’s natural lip color
April 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
oh i am so back
April 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
forgot my favorite blanket in my dryer,, call that cozy-local-maxxing
April 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
this guy who used to be my close friend (decided to be besties w the girl who is mean to me at work) still has the audacity to text me every few weeks to ask me for homework answers
April 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i’m the level of stressed where coping mechanisms don’t really help and just stress me out more when they don’t go perfectly
April 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i really need to figure my lil brain out,, i cried for so long over knitting earlier ☠️
i’ve been like,, mid panic attack in some capacity since this past thursday,, i need it to stop so bad
April 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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nothing ruins your day quite like having a bad day
March 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM